Funny Quotes on Atheism, Religion and God
All the funny quotes, stupid questions and thoughts here are from me. If you find few of them elsewhere, there are two reasons for it: Great men think alike, and/or some people like to copy my thoughts.
This is just for fun, do not take it seriously. Just enjoy., comment and share. Atheists and believers both are welcome.
You believe in your GOD, I believe in my DOG. My dog has saved me many times
I believe that God is an atheist
I do not believe in believers
Believe me, I am an atheist
I do not trust in YOUR God
God is one, but my God is superior to yours
Thank God, there is No God
Oh God, you don't exist!
May God help the atheists in their war against him
God is in danger, save him!
If religion is opium, why it is not controlled under drug control act?
I do not want to say anything against God. What can I say against a thing that does not exist?
I believe in my Godfather, not in God
Does God know Darwin's theory of evolution?
Can God read? I want to send him some literature on atheism
God does not exist. He himself told me so
God is worried about the growing number of atheists
God knows, he exists or not
If God is not married and we all are his children, can we call him as a single father?
God is a virus, and atheism is an antivirus software. Download it free today!
Be a believer when you are in a church, be an atheist for rest of the time
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