Dark Side of Pisces: Lustful, Cheap, Smug, Secretive

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They're slippery...
They're slippery...

The Dark Side of Pisces, the Plaster Saint

The negative Pisces is a plaster saint. While outwardly thoughtful, shy, righteous, and sweet they plot to undermine people and institutions, hiding (barely) their lust for sex and money. This lust is so overwhelming they feel they must deny having a dark side, saying, "What you see is what you get." That isn't likely.

Remember that the symbol for Pisces is two fish swimming in opposite directions. Negative Pisceans might look like ordinary people, maybe in need of a makeover. In fact they are manipulators and misers. Negative Piscean and self-styled "Christian" Josh Duggar (March 3), sexual abuser and adulterer, is a prime example. Fortunately, most Pisceans who are that negative get caught.

Typically mild-mannered, Piscean friends can be tiresome because they can't decide what movie to see or where to eat. They are often strict about food (but not drink!): They might say Lord Krishna doesn't want them to eat onions and garlic. At a diner that doesn't fit their dietary rules, they order nothing and watch you eat, or sneak tidbits from your plate. That is how they stay smug about their saintly self-denial. I have seen a Pisces eat half a Snickers bar, and -- instead of maybe sharing it -- wrap it up and save the other half for later. Now that is self-discipline!

Tammy Faye Pisces

Made her money selling religion.
Made her money selling religion. | Source

The Cash and the Stash

The saved Snickers half reveals yet another side of negative Pisces: they are tight, tight, tight! They cringe even when you spend your own money! They don't mind at all degrading themselves for cash. Money is Piscean: It swims into and out of our lives and its value is symbolic. Pisceans want to wade into fountains to bag the pennies others have wished on, then loan the money out, with interest. Poor-mouth Pisceans express their envy of moneyed people by turning it into contempt for the rich. On dates, which will be cheap, free or Dutch, they talk about being into spirituality, the library, or people-watching: things you will notice do not cost them any money. Some cut every coupon and enter every sweepstakes. You will tire of hearing them say that their dusty old junk is collectible and valuable. Pisceans with no money will romanticize poverty or make a virtue of bumhood, like On the Road author Jack Kerouac (March 12). Musician Kurt Cobain (Feb. 20) and his band turned "grunge" into a culture.

Frequently a Piscean home is ankle-deep in cats, hamsters, potpourri or other smelly things and it will be no fishbowl: It's often dark, to hide Pisces' escapist addictions and hidden stashes. Serial killer John Wayne Gacy (March 17) stashed 27 bodies under his house. Many Pisceans prefer animal company to human company because animals are uncritical. Negative Pisceans feel attacked when questioned or corrected. Pisces, remember, does no wrong! They idealize babies and small children, yet think it is right to terrify kids with stories about Hiroshima or the end of the world according to the Book of Revelation. As the 12th and last sign of the zodiac they are fascinated by annihilation. Wondering if your Pisces is faithful? If you have to ask, the answer is no!

Pisceans find their paths early in life or probably not at all. Mid-life Pisceans might appear clueless because grooming, exercising or updating their look is too much of a commitment, but in youth Pisceans are smart and creative, idealistic, eyes sparkling. Einstein was a Pisces (March 14). Later they have trouble managing themselves. The perpetual student spending twenty years on his dissertation is probably a Pisces, as is the sad married martyr keeping a spreadsheet of a spouse's adulteries. They are good at make-believe: acting saintly and selfless, denying, pretending they didn't hear you, or doing their makeup, like Tammy Faye Bakker (March 7). The talented ones need good tough managers. Nat King Cole (March 17), a respected jazz pianist, became a famous pop crooner only after his wife took over his management and image-making. He repaid her by moving in with another woman. With enough sex or money, or rehab, Pisces can arrange to stay on top despite age, looks, or awkwardness: for example, Elizabeth Taylor (Feb. 27), Liza Minnelli (March 12), and Lawrence Welk (March 11).

Pisceans easily "let themselves go" and tend to be fragile physically as well as emotionally. Older negative Pisceans are often weak or confined to home after indulging in lifelong bad habits, and these plastered saints assume that their spouses or families will gladly wait on them while the Fish goes belly up. It often turns out that the Pisces who always denounced sugar, drugs, smoke, porn, or hypocrisy is an enthusiastic consumer or practitioner of same.

Negative Pisces Avatars: Aileen Wuornos, female serial killer (Feb. 29), Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts character (March 3), Ed McMahon (March 6), Tammy Faye Bakker (March 7), Darryl Strawberry (March 12)

Sylvia Sky, experienced astrologer, writes about occult matters. Sylvia does not select nor endorse the ads appearing on her pages. See Dark Side of Virgo. Copyright 2014 by Sylvia Sky.

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Cheryl 4 years ago

I am a Pisces and this does not describe me at all! Mean.


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SylviaSky 4 years ago from USA Author

It will describe you only if you have enemies!


Markus 4 years ago

Well I have Pisces enemies and this is how really they are. Cold chicken heads with nothing to do but treat people bad for their sick pleasure. And Pisces love lying about nothing too.


Lasair 4 years ago

Gee I'm so glad to know everyone else on the planet is perfect. Should I go shoot myself?


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SylviaSky 4 years ago from USA Author

When anyone says that, I say, "Don't give anyone that satisfaction!" (smile)


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Dee42 4 years ago from Beautiful Arkansas

This hub was a wonderful read!! I am a March 12th baby, and you my friend hit it right on the head, Touché!!! What's really interesting is add a Redneck element, and that is me!! Voted all the way up and across for ya. Now I need to read the REST of your hubs.


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SylviaSky 4 years ago from USA Author

Thank you, Dee42! I've also posted "Enemies" articles for Libra, Virgo, Sagittarius, Cancer, and Aquarius. Working on a "How Scorpio Makes Enemies" article right now.


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Dee42 4 years ago from Beautiful Arkansas

I was just curious,SylviaSky, do you follow the OLD horoscope or the updated zodiac signs because of something about the leap year, I don't remember right now, but just wondering on your thoughts.


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SylviaSky 4 years ago from USA Author

I follow the classic zodiac.


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Dee42 4 years ago from Beautiful Arkansas

Good, I read the classic also.


Devin Lessellyn 4 years ago

i was on line in search of some answers, and found a lot of falseness

and then i started reading your name and a lot of people were wighting

good things about you, and that started giving me hope. but the further

i read it seems you've got it wrong too. you bash other signs you can't be that way and hold the positions you do. you can find killers in every

sign. you sound like someone to me screaming for help. the one that puts others down to make themselves feel better about who they are. and i know beyound a shadow of a doubt that only an idoit would seek advice from a soul as damaged as yours. hope life gets better for, before you lead somebody astray. i was looking for advice but here some for you don't be giving no one advice until you heal your better heart. for if you don't than your a classic case of the blind leading the blind. blessed be


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SylviaSky 4 years ago from USA Author

The article is satirical. Please go back to school and develop a sense of humor.


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GwennyOh 3 years ago from LaLa Land

Interesting article Sylviasky. One of the better reads I have enjoyed lately. Thank you!


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SylviaSky 3 years ago from USA Author

Another astrologer told me there are a lot of Pisces haters out there. It is wrong to believe they are all bad. Be fair to your good Piscean friends.


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GwennyOh 3 years ago from LaLa Land

No Pisces hater here. I hate no one. Was your comment in reference to anything in particular SylviaSky?


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SylviaSky 3 years ago from USA Author

Gwenny, I was speaking generally. Thank you for your kind compliment.


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GwennyOh 3 years ago from LaLa Land

Great. I am sure to be back around for more.


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Cyndi10 3 years ago from Georgia

Ewwww! I'm a Pisces and was born under the Chinese Astrological sign of the Snake which gives me a double whammy of secretiveness and other not so nice characteristics. On the other hand we are creative, lovers of beauty, giving, good with finances and a host of other wonderful attributes.

This was a fun read, especially when you know no one is all or nothing. Well, at least I hope not. Going to look for an article that talks about the good side of Pisces. Remember...the two fish. :-)


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SylviaSky 3 years ago from USA Author

I saw Pisces' good side. This man was so romantic, except when he had to pay for something, and witty and cheerful and sexy, and always said, "I want everyone I interact with to have a positive experience." Downside: Conspiracy freak, compulsive cheater, porn addict, and hoarder. Two fish indeed.


gemmini 3 years ago

Almost every trait you described is true.

Very good insight. Add Your Comment...


AmandineSardine 3 years ago

Ms Sylvia Sky, I have just spent the past couple of hours devouring your entertaining and insightful articles. I also appreciate the no-punches-pulled honesty of the writing; as I've read you have a background in journalism, it's not surprising that your style is concise and objective.

That said, I'll admit to being a Pisces sun sign, and the traits described -with a couple exceptions- do fit me too well on a bad day. While some of the commentators saw the article as upsetting or disheartening, they could try to look at it from a different perspective. Being forewarned about one's negative inclinations can be helpful; it makes it easier to recognise and work to remedy these aspects when they surface. It also is reassuring to realize, like Cyndi10 stated, no one is all or nothing; character is not solely dependent upon a sun sign. There's also the rising sign, the moon sign, the influence of the planets as they pass through, and most importantly, an individual's own will. Anyway, Pisces is a mutable sign, not fixed one.

And for those who called it "bashing", seeing not only the articles as "wrong" (just because it concerns an unsavory subject) but also the author herself as wrong for writing it, the ignorance your comments reflected should be shameful to you. D. Lessellyn, I'm talking to you. I would have held my tongue if you had left it at merely expressing a shortsighted perception, but you also had to take it a step further, suggesting that those who would seek counsel from the author are "idoits" (hey just use "fool" if you can't spell, idiot), and confidently proclaiming Ms Sky a "damaged soul" incapable of dispensing advice without causing harm while assuming her motive for covering the topic was to gleefully put people down. The only cry for help relating to these articles is your own, expressed more soundly by your obtuse and assuming reaction and your ability to spell relatively common words than an audible scream. You can't just grow a sense of humor, but you could take some time for consideration before you jump to conclusions and launch a barely literate attack; there's some advice for you, mote it be.


jess 2 years ago

I though pisces are lambs in chinese


krissykriss 2 years ago

This is about negative pieces, for me I have encountered a few and have heatd many horror stories from friends and relatives about bad pieces.My mom is one and she is the sweetest most caring woman I know and believe I know her well, she is my best friend, very gentle and kind and also giving. But the other pieces I have met oh boy! The men when bad are sneaky, quiet, little liars and cleptomaniacs, and the bad pieces woman are very untrustworthy, have fedielty issues, manipulate with sex and seduction and cry and complain when they can't have your attention.


alexis 2 years ago

Im a pieces and i don't do any of that i've never had a boyfriend so i can't say i've ever cheated or im disloyal to someone because im not my dad is a pieces too but he's a little bit of both and i bud heads with him a lot because he can be irrational and stubborn but im not only if it comes to people who are asses to me then maybe


cheappiscean 20 months ago

If you actually believe that character, the future, Fate, etc., are "written in the stars", this makes you a MORON. If, on the other hand, you don't really believe this nonsense, but only profess to it in order to defraud naïve imbeciles, it makes you a CRIMINAL.

So, which is it?


Lisa 19 months ago

Hate to say it every pisces I met is wolf in sheeps clothing. Also emotional drainers, pranoid, cheap, cry babies and users.


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SylviaSky 19 months ago from USA Author

Lisa, there are some good Piscean traits and many very fine Pisces people, especially poets, musicians, and health workers. It sometimes seems hard for them to find themselves.


k1111 19 months ago

I swear these are all my dark secrets haha, it made me laugh reading this.. Like it describes me just right in front of my face, and I swear, I dnt feel guilty about these haha


shb 18 months ago

Cheap n lustful n undermining institutions.And want sex beyond limits.

no doubt.

But scorpios are the same.they too do it in uncivilized/ shameless manner.


Equinox 18 months ago

I had relationship with pisces man. All along thought everything is all good for us. But when it comes to a small issues for him it was like Striked by a lightning bolt with thunder. They can't handle problems nor able to sit down and talk civilised. And yet again he will blamed, cursed, judged and accusing you a liar and fake. But here I am trying make amends for what I've done but wasn't good enough for him. Trying to ask for forgiveness with no expectations but no he won't accept it. He turned and twisted the stories but he doesn't know that me as Fixed air (Aqua sign libra moon sign woman who can remember every little details and have good memories things he said to me was very different on what we talked about. He so harsh with words and he put me down so hard that he will go for revenge if he can. He knows that the relationship won't work beforehand and he wanted to leave me, but he just waited for the right moment when I decided to pushed him away myself and ended the relationship because of frustrations and misleading. For him that's the way he deceived ppl so ppl see him as a victim and I am the bad person. His very charmed and charisma. He love smooth talking which I was drawn to him in the first place. His got so many women friends (exes) thou feels like he owned this women. He collects numbers of women from the past that he rel with and even chatted to them from time to time to say hello or text for coffee or maybe have some little get away without me knowing it. His very secretive. He loves collecting things even coupons and little small collectibles. He reluctantly overspend money at me but he goes indulged himself if he wants. Disorganised room thou he can make things tidier when I'm around but open the draws it's a tsunami. His dreamy person who needs to wake up from time to time to see the reality. He lives from the past and yet again he never learns from it. His escapist he won't take the responsibility of his actions. Then he will go pursuit his dreams without letting me know and at the meantime he will tell me I told you before I said no! Only when it was already having a roller coaster ride with him and things getting harder to understand the issues of what's been happening. For that, he will accused me of lying and dishonest to him. Me i am all loyal, trust, honest, true and true and will love and do everything for him to make him the happiest person in the world. But unfortunately not the 'One' for me. His lacking of self control and needs to be honest to himself and to everyone around him. The overall outcome, he doesn't want to be trapped in a relationship he wants to be free with no commitments no marriage nor children but his very family orientated. He just a wanderer, explorer, a traveller man with no destination to stop and he will do it alone. But he can changed his persona to ppl that nothing's happened and it's all good but deep down a lot of frustrations and confusions in his head. He can't decide and he will never will if no one pushed him at the end he will make an effort but it will take awhile. Remember 2 fish yin and yang. The one swims from the past and one swims to the future but depends on how long it will take to get there. When the fish swims away they will never go back for good. Remember my friend doesn't matter what forced you want to do. Most well moved on cause if not you going to hurt yourself. They will revenge on there own time. It's like a horishima it will explode like the world is shaking so hard that it will take awhile to rebuilt the whole nation. Best of luck for everyone if u can make a peace do it now and move on. Always remember a saying plenty of fish in the sea you just have to get the right one for u...this experienced of mine, which would like to share in the blog, but do pls, I only generalising the whole as everyone have differences and characteristics as human beings thou he categorically himself as pisces nonetheless his got some of personalities of piscean so sometimes good to know a little bit of them but when u meet one, you'll see the real persona of this creatures. Pls do protect ur heart don't give it all the way...trusting issues are so hard and we always says at the end of the road WHY????


Gina 18 months ago

Let me guess, your ex was a Pisces.


Stevey 18 months ago

I say we get rid of all them pisces people! Revolt against the trout heads! I saw a pisces today he was all like "Hey, how's it going." I punched him right in his stupid, fish face. Oh, and Libras and Scorpios. All these nasty star people need to die. I say: we get a concrete room load 50% of the birthday folk we don't like in it and slowly fill it with cyanide gas. I know some of these leftys might complain we should never stereotype individuals based on arbritrary factors, and try to maintain a broader view of the world. Well, I say, what do you know? I don't need to get to know someone before I judge them as an individual. I prefer to rely on bias, the sky, and my own sense of lazy acuity.


Aqaurius 16 months ago

This article has hit the nail right on the head. Every word is true. I live with a Pisces man because we have a child and we are together. Stay away from them. They will ruin you.


Pisces 15 months ago

utter nonsense! Am probably older than most of the children posting here and have yet to meet a manipulative or miserly Piscean. Perhaps Aq(u)arius is who you are thinking of - certainly a shrewd manipulative tendency there if ever there was one. Not miserly, but hell - remember that when they give, they want something in return..... And lets not talk about Aries, the know it all - who thinks the rest of the world is stupid - and that everyone owes them a favour.... We Pisces have faults - sure - but this article is loading the entire zodiacal spectrum of faults right on Pisces - it's b.s.


Aquarius 13 months ago

Pisces are miserable, they can't stand to see someone doing better than them or something productive in their life, dress well, attractive or intelligent, love life, have friends and family that adore them. They hate life! They are draining vampires that enjoy sucking the life out of you because they have no life. Think about it their symbol is a fish. What does a fish do nothing! Just swims around in a boring ass fish tank!! Lol they can be cool, just too emotional, vendictive, insecure and jealous for me.


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SylviaSky 13 months ago from USA Author

Aquarius, those are Pisces' negative traits. They have a light side as well as a dark side.


Austin 12 months ago

I'm a Pisces and when I saw the title, I laughed, thinking that it kind of sounded like me. Then I read the article. The entire time, all I could think was, what the hell?

The last thing I am is a plaster saint, and I am in no way manipulative. Yes, I think about sex often, but the act itself has played an almost non-existent role in my life thus far. I am incredibly indecisive, but that's because I'm afraid of making the wrong choice. As for food, the only times I'm picky is if I don't like it (i.e. Mexican) or if it's expensive and I'm not the one paying for it. That said, yes, I can be cheap, but for the most part, I'm really not; in fact, there are very few people I don't feel guilty about paying for me. I don't have a job (epilepsy likes to make life a bitch), so all the money I have is what I get from Christmas and birthday gifts. Also, my "dusty old junk" is worthless. I am an escapist, but that's because I lack the ability to cope (yay genetics!). My addiction isn't quite as expensive as drugs, though. I find babies and children horrifying; I just KNOW they're plotting our downfall. Cheating on your partner isn't cool. I do have a direction in life that I intend to follow, but I am not currently in a position in which it's possible. (Fucking epilepsy.) By now, you may have noticed that I am incredibly sarcastic, but my sarcastic and snide tendencies come from a cynical perspective, rather than one of a sense of superiority. I'm also hostile, if you hadn't noticed. Also, I only keep secrets if I'm asked to or if it's something that no one would benefit from knowing. For example, I've done illegal drugs before, but telling my family would only upset them. I mean, what's the point of doing something if all it will do is cause pain?

Of course, I'm the only one I know that I'm aware is a Pisces, so I can't adequately judge the accuracy of this article. Either way, this rant has gone on long enough.


Tiffany 10 months ago

Dear Sylvia, poor dear, you must have had a bad history with a Piscean who treated you wong or maybe YOU are the slippery one?

You cannot pass judgement on all of us, I am a very hard worker it ia how I make my money, with good values to pass on to my children.

Love you need to get your facts straight you are waaaay too downer.


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SylviaSky 10 months ago from USA Author

This article is solely about the negative side of Pisces. Of course they, like all signs, have a bright side.


Misha 9 months ago

I couldn't believe how accurately this described the last man i dated! We worked together and he was always so friendly, upbeat, kind, and would go out of his way to help anyone that needed it. I had a crush on him for months. He was going through a rough break up with his child's mother and I felt so badly for him because he made it seem like she was selfish and controlling and didn't appreciate or understand him anymore. He came onto me one day and I couldn't believe my luck! This sweet, cute, and charming man wanted to date me! It was a disaster. I knew beforehand that he liked to smoke pot and that didn't really bother me, but once i spent time with him outside of work I couldn't believe the variety of drugs he used and the amounts he put away on a daily basis. He would stare at other women in front of me, then deny it and talk about how special i made him feel and how much he truly loved me. Like I should believe him over my lying eyes. And he would lie! About everything. I think to make himself feel important. He told me he was living with his mother because she was retired and couldn't afford her bills and they had to put her house in his name so she wouldn't lose it. Which i found out was a total lie as property records are public and i looked it up. But i did find a notice of eviction for him and his ex around the same time he started living with his mama! He also said he had been a navy recruit and was training to be in delta force, but that one really seemed phony as that's a special team of the army, not the navy. I honestly think i didn't call him on this because it was embarrassing, it was just enough that i knew the truth of it. I paid for almost everything, as he used his children as an excuse for why he couldn't, or he said he would pay me back and it never happened. For his birthday he wanted me to buy him a playstation 4 and a gold chain necklace. This is after three months of dating! I was too embarrassed ton give him the gift i actually bought so i didn't give him anything but he never brought it up. I finally called it off after he was fired for poor performance and started asking me for money. I did loan him a bit for gas money to get to a job interview but the same day a mutual friend told me they had talked to him and he had told them he was selling cocaine with his uncle and was on his way to go buy himself a guitar. With my money!! I confronted him about ripping me off and he said he thought i was different and he really felt for me but that was his mistake and it was a horrible mistake to get involved with me and basically he didn't do anything wrong. Another trait of his-always someone else's fault. I'm sure he couldn't pay his rent and was to proud to say so. When i confronted him i found paperwork on his table for a $400 payday loan his ex had taken out in her name the week before. So i wasn't the only one paying for him! A few months later he tried to get back together with me while he was reconciling with his children's mother. From what i can tell they're deliriously happy again even though he's still sending me sexually explicit texts and saying he misses me and calling me love. I've never met anyone as dishonest and totally insincere as him. It was such a disappointment to discover that someone who could be so sweet and kind and charming was in truth nothing but a lying, manipulative, drug addicted fraud. I certainly don't think all male pisces are like this but my experience with this one has definitely made me think twice and know not to ignore my instincts in the future


Adam 8 months ago

You should get yourself seen by a shrink or something.


R. 5 months ago

This describes me too well :S


Susan 4 months ago

Wow do you also include the rising sign of Pisces. I am a star sign of Capricorn.What is the dark side of your sign?


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SylviaSky 4 months ago from USA Author

Susan, this does not include the rising sign. Iam an Aquarius and I have posted a "Dark Side of Aquarius" article.


arcane3539 4 months ago

I too am a Pisces... And I hate it!!

Everywhere that I've read about Pisces people... They are shown as unspecial people with messed up lives....i always try to be different which again is a bad character


Human 4 weeks ago

Only a piscean can actually write about a pisces sun.

This is a complex sign to be so general about.

It is the last sigb of the zodiac and has been through the whole 12 sign wheel at least once.

It isn't as black and white as you put it Slyvia. I have noticed a lot of exclamation marks, typically this satrical article seems very personal on you. if not then perhaps you should consider a more objective style of writing.

To be honest I believe that all signs have dark and light inside them. There is no such thing as a human saint or a human demon.

We all have dark and light and to think otherwise is typically unrealisc. Which some might say unrealistic judgement is typically an aquarius trate. Toodles


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SylviaSky 4 weeks ago from USA Author

Notice, Human, that this article is titled "The Dark Side of Pisces" not "The Dark and Bright Side of Pisces." All signs have dark and bright sides.


shmeh 12 days ago

owch...


Dee 8 days ago

I am Pisces. The description is nothing like me. I don't smoke.I rarely drink and have never taken drugs. I have a lot of self respect and take pride in my appearance . I wouldn't lower myself to walk around the house in sweat pants. Or even without makeup .I unless I'm really ill. Generous to a fault, I have little myself.I but spend anything excess of bills ,on my grandchildren. Giving makes me so much happier than receiving . I'm always willing to help.

Yes.,I probably do get walked on, and used. But I've always been the same and can't see me changing now. Where do you get your information from.


Rationale 25 hours ago

I'm a Virgo and I just finished reading "The Dark Side of Virgo". I think your satire is very enlightening. I am my own worst enemy and I can be critical of others when I feel low and insecure. But learning about my dark side only helps me to over come the barriers that keep me from having healthy and fulfilling relationships, which can be very therapeutic.

One thing I noticed though is that Virgo's dark side has some similarities with Pisces dark side... this is kind of ironic being that Virgo and Pisces are opposite signs. I truly empathize with the Pisces who are upset. When I first started reading the Virgo article, I grew very defensive as well. But this gave me all the more reason to tune in to what the author was really trying to say. In psychology, they say that we become defensive towards things that we are not ready to face. I see a lot of defensiveness going on here. My brother is a Pisces sun and has a Pisces dominant natal chart and he fits most, if not all, of the negative traits of Pisces. However, if he were to ever read this, I'm sure he would grow defensive and immediately go into denial mode. But Pisces, take this from a Virgo, understanding certain flaws and weaknesses can help you to better overcome roadblocks and grow into your higher self. Remember as the 12th sign, your mission is grow into your higher self in order to prepare for your ascension into the heavens. You, Pisces, are the most godly sign of all. But you must make an effort to tune into your higher self through self awareness and honesty. Escapism and self denial will not work forever. Use your logical mind to understand the point of this article. Of course not everyone will fit every trait that she points out, but I'm sure there are a few traits you guys damn well know you happen to have.

Although I'm a Virgo, I have a scorpio dominant chart with strong Neptune aspects. So no, I'm not the textbook Virgo. But my Plutonian energy has a need to uncover the truth and prevent anymore fuckery from going on here. For anyone reading this article for the first time, enjoy the read and don't take it too seriously. How you respond to this is certainly a reflection of your character (:

Swim well folks!

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