It's Time to Play, Are You Smarter Than a Heller?
Hal y'all doin? I's just wondrin what you people do for entertainment. Well, we's in the south like to attend church and chew tabacci while sittin on the porch with ma and smell the aroma of cow pastries. Heeee haaa!!
Aaahhh, let's cut the crap. I can't type or speak with a southern accent like Jeff Foxworthy. Funny I'd mention the commedian famous for telling redneck jokes. It really has nothing to do with our little game for the next couple of months. But the title somehow connects with this man. I don't know, something about a bunch of kids who know more than the grown ups invited to have their intelligence undermined. Was watching it one night when I had to go for some of my famous koolaid. See, they think some puppet speaking with an obnoxious falsetto voice is cute. Really, twas ridiculous. And they show these nitwits laughing. Not the kids though. I could tell they wanted to kill it. Well, good thing for remotes. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah. We are going to play a little game to see if the common man/women is smarter than some orthodox hell teaching heretic? As in, who's smarter than a spiritual fetus? Can I change the title now? Nawww. A heller is a real term. I think it's in the dictionairy. Go check. I'll give a few definitions below.
1. If you walk around with a self righteous mug, but warn others of hell with your face of smug?? ? ?. ..You might be a heller.
2. If you are happy to be headed to paradice while most are headed for paravice????. . . . . . . . . . . You might be a heller!!
3. If your salvation feels complete while family members are headed for eternal heat? ? ? ?. . . . . . . .You might be a heller.
4. If yooooouuuuuu think that a god of love, will roast humanity while you watch from above? ? ? ??. . . . . . . . . .You might be a heller.
5. If yooooooouuuuuuu,, like to tell stories of your maker's eternal lovin, but warn of his enemies being cast in the oven????. . . . . . .You might be a heller!!!
6. If yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuu, , think children should be forced to watch church plays depicting the lost screaming in fire while others dressed in cute little demon costumes stab them and pretend to rip them apart? ? ? . . . . . .You might be a heller!!!
7. If yoooooooooooouuuuuu, , think that we are ready for a church revival where sermons are in the likes of famous historical theologian Jonathan Edwards who had people puking from his hellatious eternal hell heresy? ? ?. . . . . . . . . .You might be a heller!!!
8. And finally, if you teach your own children that to fear God means to fear hell?????. . . . . . . .
Sorry, You are a heller!!
Anyhow, those are the definitions that I found somewhere for the term, Heller!!
So, let's get started with the game. I have invited three hellers that I have met here on hubpages to act as a panel for questions asked to "YOU". And I invite, Christians, Mozlems, atheists, egnostics, more hellers, ect. (just not scientologists. Too weird for me.) I will ask a question that hellers are well equiped to answer and you will get first shot. But first, let me introduce our hellers:
1. Carrie Cake Cutter
2. Get Bent
3. No Clue
Now, it's important to remember, that you have to answer before one of the panel tries. Please don't attack CCC CB or NC. If you happen to say something scriptural, they will deny it and call you a cult member who follows Ray Smith or something. Just get used to it. So, first question:
What does the following bible verse mean and what is the context?
Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell (sheol), and all the nations that forget God.
The rest will take place in the comments section.
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