Lakshmi, Goddess of Money
"This is the Money Goddess,
Lakshmi. Pass it to 6 of your good friends
or family and be rich in 4 Days.
Pass it to 12 of your good friends or family and be rich in 2 Days.
I am not joking. You will find an unexpected windfall. If you delete it, you will never know!"
"SHE WORKS- SHE REALLY WORKS"
“Look, Micky Dee! Now we can ALL be rich!" Bob
Dear Bob, in regards to Lakshmi:
This is just a bit of humor. If you practice the Golden Rule-I am for your spirituality. This is our greatest commandment- "to love one another."
I really mean no disrespect to anyone's belief. I will love the Hindu as anyone. Thanks
I'm sorry Bob. I have just
one bed and Lakshmi has too many arms.
I'm sure I would not rest very well although she appears to be very nice.
It’s hard for me to believe in a God, gods, or goddesses wearing gold helmets.
Also, after a while, seeing the bottoms of the irises and white below the irises all the time would bother me.
I'm sure that she could clean up the house with no problem.
I wonder if she uses all twenty fingers when she types.
I’m certain I could get her a job at Waffle House.
This message says to pass
it to 12 of your good friends or family and be
rich in 2 Days. 12 good friends? Aren’t we optimistic?
This message says to pass it on to 6 good friends or family and be rich in 4 days. Well, I don't have six friends and I'm sure that if I had six friends previously that I would no longer have six close friends or family.
Most of my friends believe
in our political process more than a God, gods, or goddesses. Their time is taken up
with arguing about previous elections and the next election. I guess these folks
may as well believe in a goddess wearing gold and playing in gold.
If you have a god of politics, by all means, send that.
If you have a god of football, basketball, golf, tennis, or other sports, by all means send a god for sports or each individual sport.
I'm sure that football would require two different gods what with soccer being called football as well as football being called football.
If you have a God of materialism pass that one on.
Some other ideas may be: god of the mall, god of the automobile, god of petroleum, god of my mirror, god of facebook, god of hubpages, god of twitter, etc., etc.
If there is a god of "driving down the highways like an idiot", please send.
If the god of cycling should look like Eddy or Lance, I will pass on that one as well.
You say that "You will find an unexpected windfall."
Will I see this during hurricane season and should I warn others to anchor their trailers down tighter?
I appreciate your wonderful gift and promise of more money but,
I'm afraid I must pass on this extra money thing. I just don't think the IRS will understand.
Thanks anyway, MD
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