God Does Not Give A Damn About Your Grammy!

Do you really buy these evangelists that claim to have heard the word of God? Of course not! They have no better idea than you or I if there is a creator . They certainly cannot know the desires of that creator. The exception is on Grammy night. You can be sure to hear a lot of thanks given to the Supreme Maker from award winners. Even Gangster rappers give praise to the Lord. That is hilarious! God did not have time to help the people in Auschwitz, but he makes his choices for the Grammy awards! God is also very involved with athletic events. The winners usually claim God gave them the wherewithal to achieve victory. God doesn’t prevent wars or cure cancer because he is busy jiving to the beat or watching the NFL! Judging by the level of his intellectual curiosity he must also spend a lot of time on Facebook.

Now as silly as that malarkey is, we now have a man making a fortune on reporting his observations in HELL! He claims to have spent 23 minutes down in the fires of Hell and returned to report that Satan is alive an well. He must have had a stopwatch with him on his visit. This man is making a fortune scaring the Hell out of Christians. His name is Bill Wiese. This man claims to have visited Hell and returned to planet Earth! Is that clear? He claims to have gone to Hell for a visit and returned to describe the facilities!

Mr. Wiese has written a book (2006) on his travels to Hell. In 2007, along with his wife Annette, he founded “Soul Choice Ministries”. Mr. Wiese can buy and sell me. His book is on the New York Times best seller list.

We have our share of these Looney Tunes here in Virginia as well. It may be the home of Thomas Jefferson, but Virginia also spawned Jerry Falwell who got all concerned over a cartoon he thought was Gay. We all remember Pat Robertson right? You know, the guy who showed up on CBN two days after 9/11 with fellow evangelist Jerry Falwell to blame the terrorist attack on gays, feminists, abortions and the ACLU ! Boy I really need to consider Vermont or Oregon. It is beautiful down here on the farm. But my dogs have more sense than these guys. If you really hear God then pray for me. Ask for enough to get a home in Vermont so I can talk to Bernie Sanders. He is the one that talked for 8 hours against giving tax breaks to the Ruling Class of America.

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
—Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823

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Pierre Savoie 5 years ago from Canada

There's all kinds of, forgive me, BACKWARDS places in the U.S.A. It's a place of contrasts. With more equitable educational funding, basic ideas of science and reason may be taught in ALL schools and then religion will no longer have a chance, will no longer be able to claim an exemption from reason. These backwoods thinkers, who claim the mind of God was best expressed when a Bible translation could come out in the Original American language as the gun-toting Cowboy Jesus intended, will disappear.

Do they want to pray for you? Hah! Tell them you'll THINK for THEM.


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

Pierre,

You hit my wife's favorite: With more equitable educational funding, basic ideas of science and reason may be taught in ALL schools

Thank you for stopping in. I like your thinking.


Fay Paxton 5 years ago

Terry, you are going to hell for 2 or three days, if you keep this up.:)

Here's what I want to know...the Bible tells that Jesus drove the moneychangers from the church, because the word of God is free. So why are all these people who are supposedly "spreading his word" always so rich? If you ask me, if churches paid taxes, there would be no deficit.


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

My wife goes along with that.We both think Churches should be taxed.

Thanks Fay


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mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

Amen,- oh, no wait? is that appropriate?

Interesting Hub.


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Pierre Savoie 5 years ago from Canada

? (reads John 2:15) Why, this is shocking. Jesus drove out money-changers (who were SUPPOSED to be there according to Deut. 14) by making a whip of cords and offering violence to his fellow man. And women and children, who didn't stay at home then but supported the man whatever his business. A violent man is no better role-model any more than, say, an assimilated Egyptian killing a slave foreman, or a desert prophet marrying a six-year-old...


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

Didn't anyone see this a funny?

I thought is was humorous!


gobangla 5 years ago

I like the Thomas Jefferson quote. I hope he's right.


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

Thank you gobangia.


tugbo200-5 5 years ago

Well I found it humorous.

Gangster rappers give praise to the Lord is

without a doubt humorous,as if the Lord listens

to that crap.

Great hub.

Peace


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

Yeahhhhh! Tugbo! Glad you found the humor!

Thanks for stopping in!


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Stump Parrish 5 years ago from Don't have a clue, I'm lost.

It's a mighty weak mind that can buy into this guy's crap. That is one thing we have an abundance of in this country for sure. This guy basically has an acid flashback and the masses buy the book he writes about it. Why is it that unless you put the word god into your dilusional ramblings, they send you to the looney bin? If you do include this mreaningless word, you make millions off the weak minded majority in this country? I would be lmao if it wasn't such a depressing indication of this country's future.

BTW, nice to make your aquaintence.


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

I knew you would be passionate. Stay in touch!

Thanks for stopping in.


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d.william 5 years ago from Somewhere in the south

Excellent article. The humor of it is lost on the tragedy of the reality of it.

These people really believe that the ONE Creator actually takes the time to make things right in their lives while allowing massive destruction and devastation around the globe. Scary stuff, this brainwashing indoctrination so vastly passed from generation to generation.

I always say that religion is like a cancer in our society, that will spread and grow until it smothers all chances of the survival of logic and rationality.

We then will be left solely with the entire new republican party led by Sarah Palin or Glenn Beck.


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Thatguypk 5 years ago

I've spent much more than 23 minutes in hell. Avatar was over 3 hours of it!


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

Thatguypk,

Never saw it. Did not think I would like it!


AKA Winston 5 years ago

So, did this guy ride on the back of al-Buraq, the flying mule/donkey/horse thingy that Muhammad rode to heaven or do you need a fireproof delusional creature to get to hell and back?

I would love to see this guy do a special with John Edward and James Van Praagh and then we could not only hear from the dead but get descriptions of how they looked charbroiled.

Question is: can you do a cold reading in hell?


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley Author

AKA Winston,

So glad you finally stopped in!! I know he can buy and sell me with his new church and book. What a shame we make such foolishness profitable!

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