Scientology And South Park
The true story of how Scientology was created
Scientology was founded in 1953 by L. Ron Hubber whose headquarters are now in Los Angeles, California. The church of Scientology teaches that people are spiritual beings, who are immortal, but have forgotten their true nature. Scientologists try to help them remember.
The story of Xenu, is part of what Scientology teaches, about extraterrestrial civilizations and alien intervention in earthly events. They are collectively described as the Space Opera, by L. Ron Hubbard.
Scientology claims it's practice provides a method by which a person can achieve a greater spiritual awareness. Within Scientology progression from level to level is called, the bridge to total freedom. Scientologists call this steps from preclear, to clear, and the best is operating the thetan.
Scientologists belive when a person reaches the level of operating the thetan, they have amazing super human abilities. Abilities which they could not have used before entering the church of Scientology.
Scientology is kind of interesting, at least to this hubber. It will be hard to describe, really hard, but I am going to do my best! So, here we go.
The word Scientology comes from Latin, which basically means, knowing how to study. So one can understand more about their own spirit, past lives and other universes. Well the other universes they came from.
Scientology has several levels of structure. At the lower levels, people are known as " Field Ministers" Field Ministers are the ones who learn how to help a person enter the church of Scientology. They are the ones who "Audit" people who are entering Scientology.
The church of Scientology has no set dogma about God, but allows all of their members to come to their own understanding of God. However, they define God as the Eight Dynamic.
The Eight Dynamic is "The urge toward existence as infinity of the Supreme Being"
So, is God an Urge toward existence as infinity of the Supreme Being?
Anyway, what is very important to Scientology are the steps a person must take in order to enter the church. There are two basic steps a person must take, without them no one could ever enter the church of Scientology.
Scientology teaches that people are immortal beings who have forgotten themselves. The need to have "Spiritual Rehabilitation" which is also know as Auditing.
They are given materials to study. It costs a lot, but the church calls it a fixed donation.
Now, when it comes to Auditing, Scientologists , give people counseling sessions. These counseling sessions are supposed to help people solve their problems and free themselves from Engrams. And engram is a memory, how does auditing help a person free themselves from a memory? Electrical equipment is used to locate the engram. As the session progresses, the auditor uses what is called the E-Meter ( it is a can the person being audited holds) to make sure the engram decreases and finally fades away.
How can a can prove that a memory has gone away?
Scientology is a legal, tax exempt religion in the United States. It also has a LOT of money. One of the reasons it has a lot of money, is because it also has a lot of critics. Well, because it has a lot of critics, it has a lot of lawyers. And it has filed a LOT of lawsuits. However, because they have filed so many lawsuits, they are starting to be denied to sue. I guess you can't sue everyone. In fact, Scientology is getting sued, but they always settle out of court. People sue because they feel they have been brainwashed, or Scientology has tried to sue them for such a minor issue. Also, the world wide web makes it impossible for Scientology to sue everyone.
Now, when it comes to auditing, Scientologists help people by giving them counseling sessions to solve all of their problems. To free them from engrams. Electrical equipment is used to locate the engram (memory). As the session progress the auditor uses and e-meter and the person who is being audited holds a can. I am not kidding. How can a can locate your memory? Anyway, after the engram is located the auditor can help the engram leave your body.
Scientology is difficult to explain, But, I will try to explain it after you watch the South Park Video, because one of the best ways to explain Scientology was given to us by South Park.
South Park Proved Right About Scientology XENU!
Please watch the video below!
True Story of How Scientology was Created.
The is how Scientology was created according to L. Ron Hubbard.
There was a supreme ruler named Xenu. He was very evil. There were billions and billions of beings on his planet. He wanted to get rid of them. The armies would catch these beings, and inject alcohol and glycol into their lungs.
Then they would freeze the beings, put them in boxes and send them to earth. When they came to earth they became Aliens. After they landed on earth, their bodies were dumped into volcanoes. Then the aliens who were flying the ships, bombed the volcanoes. That killed the bodies of the aliens who had been brought to earth. Because their bodies had been killed it would be harder for them to escape.
When the souls of the aliens started to rise, the aliens who were driving the ufos, used what was called the Vacuum zones. The Vacuum Zones changed the memories of the aliens, confused them, and made them wonder upon the face of the earth.
Many of them had to move to Hawaii. Why did they move the alien souls to Hawaii? L. Ron Hubbard told us the alien souls were forced to move to Hawaii, but he did not tell us why.
During his speech L. Ron Hubbard also says " a ring a ding ding" a couple of times. I have no idea what that means, but it is in the video.
After that, the aliens souls would enter someone's body. However, that person would be very confused about life. That is the reason a person needs to enter Scientology. Scientology will help them remember what they have forgotten about their past lives on other planets.
L. Ron Hubbard explains it much better then I do. The video is a little bit long, but the way he explains it is a little weird, well very weird, so it is kind of interesting.
( I still prefer South Park, but you have to go to YouTube:)
At any rate, if you don't have about $250,000 forget about joining Scientology. Just comment on this hub please :)
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