The conspiracy to create one world government. The Rapture of The Faithful, and Great Tribulation. Prophecy fulfilled.

Contents.

One World Government is near.

One World Government and the (Seriously Awful) Great Tribulation. Not to forget The Rapture.

Irrefutable photographic evidence.

New York Stock Exchange. The Holy Place.
New York Stock Exchange. The Holy Place.
The Abomination pictured with The Excrement that emerges from the posterior of The Beast.
The Abomination pictured with The Excrement that emerges from the posterior of The Beast.
The final battle will take place here.
The final battle will take place here.

One World Government is near.

In these uncertain times in which we live with wars and the reports of wars, with economic crises and political ineptitude on every side, the belief in conspiracy theories has reached a new height. Every notion has its proponents, from the idea that The United States government bombed its own people in 2001 to the more credible one that George W Bush is the Excrement that emerges from the Posterior of the beast with seven heads from The Book of Revelations. This wasn’t actually written into the said biblical tome, but it was communicated to me by a prophet who claimed to know the workings of The Divine Mind. He said that it would have been included, only St John The Evangelist ran out of ink; but that The Holy Spirit in his dove disguise communicated it to him one night when he was feeding pigeons in Central Park New York.

A further thing that the Heavenly Fowl communicated was about the imminent setting up of a World Government controlled from the United Nations Building. This is about to take over all the governments on the planet. All dissidents are to be eliminated, there will be one currency and everybody who wants to live must have The Mark of The Excrement of the Beast inscribed on their foreheads.

That night in Central Park it was further revealed that Barack Obama is the base of the statue of "the Abomination that causes desolation that will be set up in The Holy Place". The Holy Place is apparently not the Temple in Jerusalem, which will not be rebuilt; but it is the little balcony in The New York Stock Exchange. You know the one. It is the place where the television cameras always show the brokers unaccountably clapping at the end of another disastrous trading day. The actual "Abomination" that will be set up on the Obama/Base is either Mr Burns from The Simpsons or Madonna's pointed bra. I am not quite sure which of those interpretations to endorse. They are both pretty abominable, so you can take your choice. The meaning here is that Barack Obama will be under the domination of the forces of evil represented by Mr Burns/Madonna’s bra.

Further mention was made of The Dung Beetle that gathers up the excrement that emerges from the posterior of the beast with seven heads. This is either Condoleezza Rice or Sarah Palin. I cannot be exactly certain of the accuracy of this "scripture". The Divine Fowl may be just misogynistic. For certain many of His interpreters have been in the past.

When these things come to pass there will be a great tribulation over all the land that will last for three and one half years. Those people who refuse to bow down to Mr Burns or Madonna's pointed bra: or Mr Burns wearing Madonna's pointed bra, (I do wish that scriptural interpretation was a more exact discipline) will be killed by forcing them to watch back to back episodes of The Jerry Springer Show with Grandma Walton explaining intimate details about her lesbian affair with Big Bird from Sesame Street.


One World Government, and the (Seriously Awful) Great Tribulation. Not to forget The Rapture.

True Believers/ The Faithful will be raptured however. They will be transported through the air, to be alighted on a special platform, that will allow them to relax in a mood of self-righteous tranquillity while they observe the mayhem of The Great Tribulation that will be starting to ensue below.

Then, according to the testimony of the feathered oracle, the serpent who rides on The Beast with 192 heads,(The United Nations and their Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon) will proceed to set up the World Government. The Fat Beast with funny glasses, either Elton John or Dame Edna Everidge, will be in charge of the armies that will enforce submission to "The Abomination"/Mr Burns/Madonna's bra/Mr Burns wearing Madonna's bra. Then The Beast with 3,100 heads (The Catholic Church) will ally itself with The Beast with 192 heads, and feast of the blood of those who are slitting their wrists rather than watch any more graphic descriptions of the coupling between Grandma Walton and her outsize avian paramour.

The final act in this prophesied catastrophe will occur when all of the forces of the various beasts will assemble to do battle against the forces of The One True Central Park Pigeon. This will take place not at Armageddon, but on the top floor of a multi-story car park in The Borough of Queens New York City. The Beasts will be pecked to death by fifty trillion Birds that will be gathered together to war with them. Big Bird will be excluded from this army. She will stand condemned for the crime of fornicating with Grandma Walton.

Afterwards the beasts will be defeated and thrown into the everlasting fire, where they will be condemned to study the etymology of the campaign speeches of George W Bush. They will be allowed conjugal breaks, which must be taken with either Elena or Nicolae Ceausescu, depending on their sexual preference.

The true believers, who you will remember were raptured, will be returned to The Earth, which will be remade, in accordance with divine prophecy, but not until they have scraped up all the pigeon shit from The Borough of Queens in New York City.

I know that there are doubters out there that will dismiss this most recent example of Divine Revelation as rubbish, but equally there are those in this world who are killing each other over various interpretations of "divine providence" that are not very different. Anyway next time you are walking in the park, and you see a pigeon, wait a bit and prepare to listen to him/her. You never know who it might be.


The truth is in here

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Petra Vlah 6 years ago from Los Angeles

Whether by divine inspiration or pure accident you got it right; Mr. Burns wearing Madonna’s pointed bra is the correct answer. You omitted to specify though that will be Sara Palin the serenissima who will supervise the rupture; please make the needed corrections so everybody can understand.

I do agree with you; the ultimate punishment is studying the etymology of Bush’s speeches during the breaks of conjugal encounters with one (or both) of the Romanian dictators – according to preferences as you pointed out.

Now that the picture is more complete, we should all start looking for the pigeon before the shit really hits us over the head


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

You could indeed be right there Petra. Perhaps Ms Palin would be a leading light in the "Good" section. She certainly always seems to like telling people what they should do. You could substitute Hilary Clinton for her in the prophecy, or the new Australian Prime Minister with the annoying nasal accent.


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Marliza Gunter 6 years ago from South Africa

I smiled at the picture of the stock exchange as the Holy Place..yes..money seems to be high holy these days.. :)


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Thanks for reading Marliza. I think money has almost always been "the holy place".


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ClarionCall 6 years ago from Germany

The Stock Exchange as Holy Place isn't so far removed from the truth. Globalism is the new religion and financiers are its high priests.

But the real agenda and driving force behind the unification of global government is far darker, and the evidence much more sinister than anyone imagines.


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Hi Clarion Call. Thanks for reading. Perhaps I have stumbled on part of the truth.

But I fear you mistake me for someone who believes in "The One World Government" conspiracy, when I am really trying to satirise it.


markfriesen 4 years ago

your right about the united nations, who elect the 10 horns of the UN security council via the feet/general assembly. the 3 first horns of 1945, uk,usa and russia.


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christopheranton 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Hi markfriesen.

Do you know what satire is?

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