I suppose I would fall back on the 2 jokes rated as the worlds best.
1. Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson decided they needed a vacation and set out to go camping.
It was around 3am when Sherlock shook Watson and woke him.
"What's going on Sherlock?" Watson yawned.
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see?"
"Well I see the heavens above us." Watson answered.
"But tell me exactly what you see?" Sherlock demanded.
"I see the stars, the planets and the moon. I see that it is truly a most magnificent night with not a cloud in sight. Perfect in fact!" Watson replied.
"And seeing all of this what is your deduction?" Sherlock queried.
"Well I suppose I would say that our lord has given us the greatest gift and further blessed us with the ability to comprehend and appreciate it all." Watson paused.
"So tell me Sherlock, what do you see and from it what do you deduce?"
"Watson; someone has stolen our tent!"
2. Two good ole boys in their later years decide to go hunting.
They are hiking up the side of a hill when one suddenly clutches his chest and collapses.
The second man pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.
"911 emergency services what is your emergency" The dispatcher answers.
"I need help my friend has collapsed, I think he has had a heart attack!"
"OK sir how is his breathing? Can you take his pulse for me?" the dispatcher asks.
"He doesn't seem to be breathing at all and I can't feel any pulse at all!" is the panicked reply. "In fact I think he must be dead and I don't know what to do."
"OK sir try to keep calm. The first thing you have to do is make sure that he is dead."
"Well alright, if you say so."
The dispatcher listens waiting for a response.
There is a pause and some rustling sounds followed by a loud gun shot.