I am awesome because I am awesome. I am not sure why I am bothering answering this question as I obviously am awesome and you know it!
OK I am quite awesome I admit it, but what is this question about apart from the fact I am totally, totally, totally awesome and the awesomeness is so awesome that I am so awesome I am awesome and awesomessence pours out of my body in a really awesome way because I am simply awesome!
Only joking but what is this question about?
P.S I am awesome and don't forget it!