God is indeed a woman and I can prove it (although she's really not that concerned about her hair, tbh)... I actually wrote a hub about this topic just today (bizarrely enough). I will publish it tomorrow .
[If my hub is actually about this thread topic, is it okay to post a link in here... I thought I read it was okay if it's OT but it's only my 2nd hub so I don't want to irritate people...]
And LOL at Misha! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
When my youngest brother was about 8, he told us that he thought God was a woman because there were more commercials for girls' toys on TV than for boys' toys, lol!
Totally. She's working out the mystery of hair. She made it happen and, well to improve the next batch in the next manvantara, one has to acknowledge that perfection comes with practice.
The mystery of hair. Why is it that some days you wash it, same as yesterday, and yet today it does something different? Whats with the good hair day and bad hair day? Why does it seem to have a mind of it's own? It's supposed to be dead, yet where is it's mind that creates moods? Why haven't hair commercials evolved? Why does creativity end with hair commercials. No-one has yet designed an entertaining and different hair commercial. Why do hair commercials bring out mindless stereotypes?
God probably has ALL genders....and maybe is transgender, trigender, intersex, Torta (or what was that weird rock creature on Star Trek? I forgot..oh, and Tribble)...and maybe is a few other things we cannot even conceive of.
1. Multiple orgasms are easier for women than men. 2. Finding a partner with whom to have them is easier for women than men. 3. Being aware of everything at once as more pleasurable than being focused on a single task at a time.
Arguments against God being a woman:
1. Personal plumbing arrangements are much more convenient for men than women. 2. Childbirth. 3. The non-tax-deductibility of childcare expenses.
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