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Is masturbation a sin?

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    sandra rinckposted 8 years ago

    Just curious. I can't recall masturbation ever coming up in the Bible. 

    I have heard fornication, abominations, homosexuality, sexually immoral etc... but what is that?

    Now, I aint looking for a fight about homosexuality because frankly I don't care if someone is gay or not. 

    I figure being sexually immoral is to be a pedophile, rapist, and well I seen some things that I wish I had never seen before and for why someone would show me such things as a joke, well... it's not funny.  MY EYES MY EYES! LOL

    Anyways, I was talking to my brother about masturbation and religion.  Don't really know how it came up cause we were drinking but anyways, I said I think it is okay.

    I mean, we're human and well we got urges and feelings and stuff and I think that when a person tries to repress those natural feelings, after a while (which is my shallow understanding I suppose) but after a while if all that energy is stored up and it doesn't get released then you end up with pedophiles, rapist, sexual abominations, and just aggravated men and women who will for the sole purpose of "naturally" relieving their sexual tensions, get involved in relationships that are based on sex.  And let's be real, for the most part there is always one of the two who "thought" the relationship was based on love, when that sort of lovin' makes you feel good but not the person her/himself. 

    And while I personally feel that the biblical description of homosexuality isn't in itself a sin to be in love with another of the same gender but because some part aren't supposed go in other parts.  I mean you don't get babies from stuffing a crapper. (sorry if that offends anyone this is just based on "common sense")

    Also I figure abominations are like (God help clear my mind!) woman putting octopuses in their vagina and things like boinking chickens and horses and all that stuff that I think is absolutely disgusting and I am not ashamed in anyway to say that that kind of sexual stuff is really friggin disgusting and what I call an abomination.

    So I figure God gave you two hands, a dingaling or cookie... so it is either repress it until you become agro and end up doing something you might regret that will have an effect on someone other than yourself, or get it over with and get back to thinking straight.

    So is masturbation a sin, or is not masturbating a gateway to immoral behavior?

    1. usmanali81 profile image57
      usmanali81posted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Masturbation = Health Hazards

      There are a number of confirmed health hazards that could arise as a result of masturbation. From them: the dispersion of the mind, as it will attempt to recall sexual interactions prior to masturbating, and this leads in the long-term a weakening of the memory. Also, (for the male), the hand is relatively rougher than the vagina, masturbating leads, in the long term, to a weakening of the sensitivity of the male penis. This is a disease widespread amongst Westerners – may Allah protect us from it – where men leave their women, as he is unable to ejaculate during sex with her, and is sufficed with ejaculating by his hand (masturbating), with the aid of pornography. As for the woman, then it leads to an enlargement of the external sexual organs (clitoris and outer labia), and thinness of the vagina, which results in a lack of sexual enjoyment when penetrated by her husband. This is why oral sex is very common amongst Westerners. Likewise, the ease of masturbating compared to sex (as it doesn’t require another person), encourages continuation of doing it, until one becomes addicted. It results in a sense of lowness and sinning. It is also against morals and a scar on manliness


      Marriage: The Solution To Get Rid of Masturbation:
      as-Sunnah an-Nabawiyyah: They used as evidence, the hadeeth collected by al-Bukhaari [5/1950] and Muslim [2/1018] in their Saheehay from ‘Abdullah bin Mas’ood, radiallahu ‘anh, who said: “We were with some youth not finding anything, so the Messenger of Allah, sallallahu ‘alayhi wa salam said: ‘O assembly of youth. Whoever from you is able to get married, then let him do so, for it lowers the gaze and protects the privates. And whoever is unable, then it is (on him) to fast, for it is a protection (from committing the haraam).’”

      So, masturbation is a sin.

      Qur'an Ch 24-Light, V 33

      “And let those who find not the financial means for marriage keep themselves chaste, until Allah enriches them of His Bounty” [24:33].

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Sin, sin, sin, I have never seen anyone so hellbent on fixing everyone and every human except himself.

  2. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    It is the greatest sin Your Majesty, and I am the greatest sinner tongue

    As for "staffing a crapper" - it is the best contraception to date wink

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      LOL ouch! yikes

  3. Joelle Burnette profile image86
    Joelle Burnetteposted 8 years ago

    Masturbating...most definitely NOT a sin. I'd go crazy if I couldn't have that kind of guiltless freedom. It would lead to bad things...the frustration would likely result in yelling at my kids more. So thank heavens for the pulsating shower head. I truly feel sorry for anyone who can't enjoy a little self-stimulation now and again.
    There are too many genuinely bad/evil things that happen in this world or ours. A little masturbation isn't one of them.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Not by any reasonable definition, however I'm sure we'll be hearing from the bible thumpers soon.  I seem to recall a verse that referred to the "spilling of seed on the ground" (I guess they didn't have kleenex back then) as a biblical justification for condemning it.  There is an outrageously funny bit about this in the Monty Python movie,"The Meaning of Life"  The lyrics were something like:

      Every sperm is sacred
      Every sperm is Great
      If a sperm is wasted,
      God gets quite irate!

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        sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        LOL- I think maybe it is a sin to not clean up after yourself.  The bible warns about uncleanliness. smile

  4. marinealways24 profile image61
    marinealways24posted 8 years ago

    It is only a sin when you do not use a happy sock.

  5. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    What about masturbating WHILE thinking homosexual thoughts...is that a sin?

    Oh, wait...I don't care.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Does your cat watch you?

      1. Capable Woman profile image64
        Capable Womanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        You know, I've been meaning to tell you this...that actually is not my cat. I just found that picture on the web with the "Sup" and I thought it was funny. But now I am really going to post a picture of my cat, because she is beautiful and awesome, and, though none of you really deserves to see her, I will let you anyways.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          One of our cats (we have 5) looks very similar to that one, and strikes that same pose nightly in front of the fireplace.

  6. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago
  7. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    So, as you see...my real cat is somewhat evil and menacing. All admirable qualities in a cat, if you ask me. And yes, she watches me do EVERYTHING, Ron. smile

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      ***WARNING ADULT, NON BIBLE SANCTIFIED CONTENT***



      One evening while going through our routine of sexual activities banned in the state of Georgia, my wife started laughing hysterically.  I wondered how I could possibly be tickling her, but figured she would steer me by my ears if an adjustment was necessary.  The mood was definitely broken, so I came up for air and asked her what was so damn funny.  Apparently one of our cats was watching me very intently and cocking his head sideways in a quizical manner.  She tried to stifle her laughter for as long as possible, but the cat's expressions were too much for her.

      1. Capable Woman profile image64
        Capable Womanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        No fooling? I am in GA too! They overturned the sodomy laws, you know. So, if your cat was thinking of ratting you guys out, you're probably okay.

        Yeah, I hate it when they do that critiquing stare thing.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          We're not in Georgia, it's just known as a state where anything outside of missionary position is outlawed; or so goes the rumor.

          We are from Indiana where it is illegal to attend church without bringing your rifle in case of Indian attack.

          1. Capable Woman profile image64
            Capable Womanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Oh, I see...well at least that law makes sense!

            1. lxxy profile image60
              lxxyposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              And dollars, too, for the local gunshop. smile

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                n mhathung lothaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                well.... only if you don't know the limitation....

                1. earnestshub profile image88
                  earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                  I work on communications not limitations with little ones.

      2. Laughing Mom profile image59
        Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Ummm....I would say the answer to the original question would be a "no".  But I also believe you should interpret what the Bible has to say for yourself instead of relying on what other's believe.  So don't quote me as the "God's honest truth".

        And Ron--even through Maddie's posts about mutilation, I'm still laughing my butt off at your experience here!!!!  Are you sure your last name isn't really "White"?  (You know the comedian--it's NOT a racial thing!!)

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          What is his line? You can't fix stupid.

  8. lxxy profile image60
    lxxyposted 8 years ago

    Well, Monty Python had a song on this...

    ....personally, I don't see the harm. I mean..practice makes for great stamina, right? ;D Ladies?

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Well, I don't really know, but if orgasmic contractions exercise certain muscles, it may be useful in preventing urinary leakage which sometimes happens-- I have heard -- to older women.
      Moderate exercise of everything from brain to toenails is healthful.

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        sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        like keigle (sp?) exercise right?

      2. Colebabie profile image58
        Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        That is true. The kegel muscle exercises can strengthen the pelvic floor muscles that hold up the bladder. Specifically the pubococcygeus and oliococcygeus muscles smile I have an anatomy test tomorrow, can ya tell?

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Good luck with the test, otherwise this is almost too much information! Masturbation just cannot be bad, if remedial!

        2. Misha profile image75
          Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I won't mind if you provide a live demonstration of these muscles wink

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            sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Your so dirty Misha! LOL big_smile

            1. Misha profile image75
              Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Sure I am - and never tried to conceal it tongue

  9. Bard of Ely profile image86
    Bard of Elyposted 8 years ago

    I'm no Bible thumper but I know the book well and yes it is in there with regard to Onan spilling his seed that this so displeased the Lord that he killed Onan.

    Some say it was not masturbation though that displeased God but because Onan would not get his brother's widow pregnant.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

    I know Jehovah's Witnesses say it is a sin though.

  10. waynet profile image49
    waynetposted 8 years ago

    Who cares! I have gone blind anyway..sin, sin, sin away!!

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Care to post a pic of your palms? wink

  11. lxxy profile image60
    lxxyposted 8 years ago

    Sin...sin is doing something with evil intentions.

    Masturbating would only be evil if you were trying to scare someone..or something.

  12. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    ewwwww....
    just dont do it on your parents bed like George did lol

  13. Maddie Ruud profile image77
    Maddie Ruudposted 8 years ago

    Random fact from a book I'm reading:

    The last documented surgical clitorectomy (removal of the clitoris) performed in the United States was done in 1948.  On a 5 year old girl.  For touching herself.




    Sorry to kill the mood.

    1. Colebabie profile image58
      Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Clitoridectomy? I just grabbed my crotch in horror. And she is in her sixties now and never got to experience the wonders of the clitoris. How sad sad

      1. Maddie Ruud profile image77
        Maddie Ruudposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Right?  I was just quoting this to my sister today and we wondered if anyone's tried to contact her for an interview.  Her life would make an amazing documentary.  Maybe raise money to stop genital mutilation.

      2. Jewels profile image81
        Jewelsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        That is horrific. Grrrrrrr. Who did that? I want their balls.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          What sort of lunacy is that? That is the most horrible thing I can think of!

          1. Colebabie profile image58
            Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Maddie I'm guessing it was the parent's decision? FGM still occurs in other cultures, both legally and illegally. It is a violation of human rights and is disgusting. But for cultures that have practiced it for decades, it is difficult to argue with.

            Maddie, May I ask what book you are reading?

            1. Maddie Ruud profile image77
              Maddie Ruudposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              It was prescribed by a doctor.



              Absolutely.  It's terrible.  I think the Vagina Monologues has done amazing things for bringing up this issue and raising funds to combat it.  I was in a local production of this past February.



              The new edition of a book written in the 70's, coauthored by the same woman who wrote "Nickel and Dimed."  It's called "For Her Own Good."

  14. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Yeah like a tv documentary on discovery health? Good idea. It would be interesting. I'm sure she got pleasure out of having sex, just not the same. And can you miss something you never remember having? Probably.

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Wonder when ky was invented?

      1. Colebabie profile image58
        Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        1904 smile even before trojan smile

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          sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          LOL for some reason I knew you would know. smile  What about lambskin?

          1. Misha profile image75
            Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            And what about lambskin? I feel sort of uneducated sad

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              sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              lambskin condoms.  I think they used lambskin before latex. smile... at least I think. smile

          2. Colebabie profile image58
            Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            I think they think that China tried that first in like the early 1800s, but in the US I'm gonna guess late 1800s? I don't really know that one.

  15. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Sounds interesting Maddie, let me know how it is. In my sociology class we learned about FGM a little. It is so crazy what they do to young girls.

  16. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    gotcha! thanks smile

  17. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    I don't think I would like lamb intestines in my vagina... but that's just me smile

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      me neither. smile ewww had gross thought... something about sausage. lol yikes

  18. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Misha, its really hard to see the actual contraction, its more of a feeling. Sorry smile

    I do mine at red lights smile

    Ok too much information... back to "Is masturbation a sin?"

    And in my opinion no touchy makes johnny an angry boy. Gotta let out the feelings somewhere. Nothing safer than on yourself.

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I guess I did not mean to see - I always prefer to feel wink

      1. Colebabie profile image58
        Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Keep dreamin' Hugh Hefner. I'm 21 smile
        (I apologize as I know this belongs in the insult forum)

        1. Misha profile image75
          Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          LOL no need to apologize smile Actually my wife is 17 years younger than me, so this is not something foreign to me, at least to some extent wink

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      You masterbate at red lights?

      1. Colebabie profile image58
        Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Umm, Kegel exercises. That isn't masturbation.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Sure, and vibrators are for relaxing those tired achey shoulders wink

          1. Colebabie profile image58
            Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Kegel exercises are like flex and relaxing your biceps, it doesn't provide any pleasure. It is flexing and releasing a set of muscles.
            If not, I would have been in several accidents by now.

      2. Maddie Ruud profile image77
        Maddie Ruudposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Does Kegels, I believe she was saying.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I know.  But the other scenario would have extended the life of this thread.

  19. fierycj profile image80
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    Are you guys frigging kidding me?

    1. Colebabie profile image58
      Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      What?

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Watch your language potty mouth. yikes

    3. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, we are lol

  20. Tom Cornett profile image56
    Tom Cornettposted 8 years ago

    You'll shoot your eye out kid!

  21. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    How do you guys not know what kegels are? Don't your wives do them? If not, they should.  I feel a hub coming on...

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      We do know, but you're doing the same damn thing my wife does; taking a fun conversation and ruining it with clinical talk.  EVERYONE knows what kegels are. mad

      1. Colebabie profile image58
        Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Didn't think I was getting too serious. Sorry if I missed your sarcasm. I was answering questions that people asked, without denying a bit of humor. I'll keep it to myself from now on if you prefer. smile

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Of course not.  I'd hate to be seen as anti health education.

  22. AEvans profile image68
    AEvansposted 8 years ago

    There isn't anything that I have read in the Bible that indicates masturbation is a sin. It discusses lusting, however it does evade masturbation.smile

  23. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    No, no! Keeping well-trained kegels for yourself is a greater sin! wink

  24. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Well I've never been one to care about sinning, but ok smile

    On that note, off to bed. My exam is in 9 hours! Nighty night.

    Happy Kegels!

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Good night Colebabie.  Pleasant dreams.

  25. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    nite-nite smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    Is it just me or does this thread make you feel a bit sick...

  27. Jewels profile image81
    Jewelsposted 8 years ago

    I've never known masturbation to make anyone sick.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    I cant believe people talk so openly about it....... it's my religious upbringing isn't it ?????

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Yes you may be right, a religious upbringing could be the cause but it is courageous of you to go there.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    thanks a lot, sometimes I feel like I am such the odd one out..

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I hope so! We should all seek to be individuals, that's what makes us unique in every way.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    I like you!!!!!!!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks Brenda! I like you too. I think that we should all seek out who we are, it is painful, and I always know that as I try to grow every bit of growth hurts, so I have learnt to use the pain to find my way. It may seem difficult, but it makes life easier and more loving in the long run.These days I sit back and adore my grandchildren and learn from them.

  31. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    children are the best educators, I also have 7 grandchildren, and every day I learn from them, they are brilliant.....

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Beautiful aren't they? I have five ranging down to twin 3 yo girls who eat grandpas for lunch!

  32. profile image0
    Béla Mongyiposted 8 years ago

    Even typing the word m***ation IS a sin.

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    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    Ok, as I understand it if you're under 21 its ok as long as you lock the door. I'm sure parents and siblings don't wanna know. As a parent, if your young one is stressing because they can't figure it out, you may have to talk about it if odd things keep disappearing from the pantry. Over 21 but under 40 its not a sin as long as you do it on the even days and alone. If you're married and it becomes necessary then its only a sin for your partner for insensitive, uncaring, selfish and just plain bad behavior. So, if you are forced by your mate to indulge yourself then do it where they can hear you but don't let them watch! If you're over 40 but under 60 its only a sin if you let other people know you're doing it and brag about it. If you're over 60 and and you're still inclined to diddle its not a sin and I bow to your greatness. Peace.

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      LOL... what exactly could be missing from the pantry?

  34. Paraglider profile image89
    Paragliderposted 8 years ago

    Or maybe there's no such thing as sin?

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      or maybe sin is just another word for, "I don't like how I felt about it after the fact." lol big_smile

  35. RKHenry profile image77
    RKHenryposted 8 years ago

    Well if spanking the monkey is a sin- then great!  Didn't think I'd be going to heaven anyways.

    Stroke on!

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      That's a pretty bangin' statement. big_smile

      1. RKHenry profile image77
        RKHenryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Hell ya!  I like it.  I like even more when my girl does it for me.  I think more people should masturbate.  They'd probably see life completely differently.  Maybe not so stressful.

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          sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          It's not masturbation when someone else does it for you, Gosh! LOL
          That's called "foolin' around". big_smile

  36. Research Analyst profile image79
    Research Analystposted 8 years ago

    Yes!

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    jmsxyzposted 8 years ago

    If you have to ask someone for an opinion then I believe deep down you already know what the answer is. if you were not convicted by masturbation then you wouldn't be inquiring from someone else if it's o.k.

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Is that some sort of Princess Bride dialog? LOL

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    jmsxyzposted 8 years ago

    You have eyes to see with but can't see, you have ears to hear with but you can't hear what the spirit is saying because you have closed your heart to truth. Someone once said; "What is truth?"
    When truth was staring him in the face. That's how the heart of man has grown---"If it feels good,do it"  After all--God understands, huh? God have mercy on this heartless and sinful nation.

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      which nation is that exactly?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Probably Raider Nation

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          sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I hate to be a butt but the Raiders SUCK!  Muhahahahahah *evil laugh*

    2. Paper Moon profile image80
      Paper Moonposted 8 years ago in reply to this


      Actually only have one eye, that is why he is willy the one eyed wonder worm.  And he may be blind, but he knows where he is going.  And mine does not have ears, yours must be deformed.

      1. Laughing Mom profile image59
        Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        PM!!!!

  39. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    I can see, I can hear, and the truth is that I'm getting laid tonight. Yeah I said it. smile

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      lucky!

    2. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Good luck or good management do you think?

      1. Colebabie profile image58
        Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        What do ya mean earnest?

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I meant, do you know he will be up to it after a hard day, or have you prepared him with a day off, bribed him with flowers etc.

          1. KCC Big Country profile image85
            KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            You can bribe a MAN with flowers?  *scratches head*

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Sure, just place tulips on his organ

              bah dah bop

          2. Colebabie profile image58
            Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Gotcha, yeah I thought that was what you meant. He had to work a long day yesterday. We only get to see each other 3 days a week (give or take a day). So we usually make the most of that time wink Tomorrow night is date night! That's my favorite day of the week smile

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Good! I hope you have a wonderful date!

    3. KCC Big Country profile image85
      KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Wish I was.....there I said it.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        You got one purty monkey there KCC. tongue

  40. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 8 years ago

    Masturbation a sin?.... (think, think, think)

    I'm left handed, so if I want a good time, I use the left. If I need a stranger, than it is the right......

    I just can't get into the sheperd thing a few thousand years ago..... smile smile

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      DO NOT RIDICULE SHEPERDS mad

  41. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 8 years ago

    Oppps! Sorry Ron....... smile

  42. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    It could be sinful to masturbate without a joint.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      That could be a whole other forum!

      1. Laughing Mom profile image59
        Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Isn't it already?

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Why yes; yes it is, and a damn fine one at that.

  43. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 8 years ago

    if it is then the entire population is doomed!

  44. KCC Big Country profile image85
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    LOL......is that a banjo I hear in the distance? No, wait, it's two!  LOL

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Playing the banjo one handed is very difficult.

      1. KCC Big Country profile image85
        KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Puts a whole new meaning on "pickin' and grinnin'", don't it?

        1. Laughing Mom profile image59
          Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I think I'm going to have to hit the hubby's beer stash to keep following this thread.

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            You're at least a 12 pack behind.

            1. Laughing Mom profile image59
              Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              I'm caught up.  Probably ahead.

        2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          No, I refrain from grinning.  It is a religious experience for me. 

          Lubrications 3:13  And ye shall jerk thine gherkin with great joy.  And verily I say unto you, do not spray the cat.

          1. Laughing Mom profile image59
            Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            The fact that the cat is anywhere around is proof that I'm a 12 pack behind.

            1. Paper Moon profile image80
              Paper Moonposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              @ both of you- ROFLMAO

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                happymomiposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                Yes it is

  45. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    My granny used to say that men who masturbate get hair growing on the palms of their hands.

  46. Paper Moon profile image80
    Paper Moonposted 8 years ago

    What about monkeys that masturbate?  Do they get hairy palms?  and if you catch them masturbating, do you spank the monkey?

  47. fortunerep profile image60
    fortunerepposted 8 years ago

    What part of Indiana are you from Ron?
    dori

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      indianapolis

      1. Laughing Mom profile image59
        Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I didn't know they had banjos in your part of the country.  I was thinking more....souped up engines.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          They don't that's why I left

  48. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    I'm sleepy all of a sudden - going to bed.

  49. kmackey32 profile image80
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    If it were a sin i am in VERY big trouble. lmao

  50. JonTutor profile image53
    JonTutorposted 8 years ago

    Dude Usman you got to chill out. Are you married? And if you are single... dating isn't allowed in your culture..... then what do you do? Holy Cow I haven't read such BS before. Can't you stop quoting some centuries old book... Dude, wake up and think for yourself in present times.

 
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