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Is smoking marijuana while masturbating a sin?

  1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    If you smoke marijuana, masturbate, and occasionaly indulge in homosexuality, are you pretty much headed straight to H. E. double hockey sticks?  I'd really like some answers ASAP please.

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      Béla Mongyiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You're throwing sand out of the pit.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No man, I'm serious.  I just came home from the doctor....I may have to repent real fast!!!

    2. Capable Woman profile image81
      Capable Womanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Why do you need these answers ASAP, Ron? Are the sheep starting to question you on some of your recent behavior?

      Scottish version of the Rolling Stones "Hey You, Get off of My Cloud":

      "Hey McCloud, Get off of my Ewe"!

      smile sad hmm

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        VERRRRRRRRRy Funny lol

        1. RKHenry profile image81
          RKHenryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I have no opinion.  I just wanted to pop in a say great subject matter.

      2. RooBee profile image83
        RooBeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hahahahahaha I'm sorry. Not touching religious topics at this time smile - sarcastic, serious, or otherwise.. but had to peek in given the topic and am now rofl thanks to that one. You r very funny CW! big_smile

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      sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It just gets better and better. LOL. 

      Okay the TRUTH!  If you are smoking pot, you may be too lazy to play the fiddle, if you indulged in butt sex while smoking jane, then it was prolly a bet and if you believe in Hell while receiving an all natural enema, while yanking willy wilson and thinking about the hot girl next door... God would say, Son, you are confused.  Forgive him, he knows not what he does. lol big_smile

      1. Laughing Mom profile image61
        Laughing Momposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Sandra, you're brilliant!!  smile  smile

    4. fierycj profile image85
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You gotta be kidding me.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No, I'm not.  I've been looking for a relevant bible verse, but it seems the topic isn't covered.  How the F*** am I supposed to know right from wrong when there is no bible verse to help me?

        1. fierycj profile image85
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Ahh, I see.

    5. Laughing Mom profile image61
      Laughing Momposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You DO like to stir the pot, don't you, Ron?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Occasionally wink

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      nazishnasimposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It's called multi-tasking.

      1. Artisan Walker profile image60
        Artisan Walkerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        It's only a sin if you're religious -- in which case EVERYTHING fun is a sin.  If this is the case, go for gold, make it worth your trip to hell.

        1. Cris A profile image61
          Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I think you forgot you're supposedly an angel! The avatar! cool

          1. Artisan Walker profile image60
            Artisan Walkerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Phoenix.  Yours is the (degenerate) angel!

            1. Cris A profile image61
              Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yeah right, phoenix... and i'd rather call mine radical cool

    7. HealthCare Basics profile image82
      HealthCare Basicsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Two out of the three may get me to the big "O", but my mother has always said I was Satan's child.....  smile

      1. fierycj profile image85
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I cant believe everyone ignored that! Your mother for heaven's sake! Gawd!

    8. nebraska66 profile image60
      nebraska66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You never know...these may be pre-requisites to getting into heaven.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        If so, it sets up an interesting dilemna for some hubbers. wink

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    THIS THREAD IS BRILLIANT ISN'T IT.....

  3. fierycj profile image85
    fierycjposted 7 years ago

    Why're you always picking on me, old lady. So far I've been respectful cos you're old and all. But seriously, chill Old lady.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm missing something. Did UW get clipped?

      1. Uninvited Writer profile image81
        Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I deleted it myself...I've been bad and was told off...

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I like bad girls big_smile
          Gotta go now, something just came up.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    That is bullying actually, and he does get bullied a lot, and you should know better.......... He does not always do himself a favour, but there is no need for it at all........

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image81
      Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm sorry, I deleted that comment. Even though I hardly consider that to be bullying.

      1. fierycj profile image85
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        c'mon old lady, you're always picking on me. I really dont mind the rest. Half the time I ask for it. I confess. But you, I've never had any beefs with you. What's that all about?

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    she has apologised now so leave it alone....  you're a great hubber, dont let people get to ya

    1. fierycj profile image85
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      yes, ma'am. You always know how to get me, Bren. Lol.

  6. Cris A profile image61
    Cris Aposted 7 years ago

    I'm not sure if it's a sin, but it's definitely a talent! cool

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    bullying or masturbating......

    1. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      let's stick to the question shall we? smoking marijuana while masturbating is a talent in multi-tasking cool

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        There are electronic accoutrements available to make each task easier, however there is no combo unit available to do both.

        1. Cris A profile image61
          Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LOL then that should make my point valid that doing both at the same time is indeed talent - or a specialized skill cool

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            And enjoyable, thus it must be a sin.

            1. Cris A profile image61
              Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Then I pity those who sin not cool

      2. Jewels profile image80
        Jewelsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        It is multi-tasking in overindulging.  I mean really, the weed mustn't be very good if you have to masturbate as well.  Then again?

        1. Cris A profile image61
          Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Or another sin is at play - greed! cool

          1. Jewels profile image80
            Jewelsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            So you're not allowed to have too much of a good thing?  Not fair.

            1. Cris A profile image61
              Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Rules are rules! And who said it's ever fair? cool

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    well i would not know, enlighten me......

    1. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I would if I multi-task. But I don't do two things at the same time cool

    2. Capable Woman profile image81
      Capable Womanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And therein lies the problem! Good night and God bless!

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I admit I have led a very sheltered life, but I am learning on here big time..... may take my angel cloak of too. x

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Aww Brenda you are coming bungee jumping with me next time.

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            \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Why not and build up to other things slowly...

            1. blondepoet profile image78
              blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yes then will go up step up into something a little trickier, we are climbing Mt Everest LMAO....we need to start gathering supplies..you are coming with us too Cindy.

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                \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Brilliant can anyone come......

  9. viryabo profile image86
    viryaboposted 7 years ago

    Oh boy! What a topic. Im out of here. Trying to make some money.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    are you an angel too...........

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      No, he's a stoner/wanker.

    2. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      But mine's just a costume, if you zoom in you'll see the wing straps 'round my shoulders. cool

      Catch up with you later - bedtime! cool

      @Ron - thanks for putting it subtly! LOL cool

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    bye for now, yes I can see now it is a costume, so it will  come off,,,,,,, never really suited you........

  12. raiderfan profile image60
    raiderfanposted 7 years ago

    when I am stoned I can eat a slice of pizza and masturbate at the same time. I know about gluttony and how it is one of the seven deadly sins but I can't help it when I have the munchies.

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Did you save me a piece Raider...?

    2. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I can fix that for you Raider....let me know when the urge arises again and M.M, J.J and I will tie your kadooles to the post again smile

  13. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Depends on whether you are a frigid midget with a rigid digit. smile

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Are you making fun of "little" people?

      1. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh Ron now read the title of this Hub....this is not the insulting one where I liked to go #@@@@@%%##@ at you LMAO. My lips are sealed haha.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Which means you can only take part in one of the activities.

          1. blondepoet profile image78
            blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            No I am versatile lol. To answer your question before I have nothing against little fellas,why are you little?.smile smile

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              No, but us big guys are sometimes inclined to jump to the defense of the little fellers.

              1. blondepoet profile image78
                blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Lol I think short,tall, thin,wide all great, lol I was quoting a little phrase I learned a few years ago to say to your fella when he is being unreasonable, honest Ron the little guys are safe,look at Tom Cruise he is very short, apparently in some of his movies and Slyvester Stallone they dug out a ditch for the leading lady to walk in to boost the actors height to hers, that is a lot of trouble if you ask me

                1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
                  Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  It is a catchy phrase.

                  1. blondepoet profile image78
                    blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Lol yes, I think I once said it to Sufi when he did not buy me any prawns. Sufi if you are listening what is going on with the shrimp situation smile

  14. mayhmong profile image74
    mayhmongposted 7 years ago

    I really don't know what to say about this as a sin or something. But Raiderfan and BP, keep up with the blogging!

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hey May smile :0

  15. Tom Cornett profile image56
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    You'll shoot you joint out (of your mouth) kid!

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Who are you talking to Tom? This is all rather confusing.

  16. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    It is best to masturbate while smoking. Good head can be hard to find.

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Haha Earnest oooo I had to laugh at that one and here is me thinking you were a righteous man !!! Oh alas and alack!

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Righteous...maybe sexless....not yet!

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Come into thine  BP and Cindy's house and we shall set you free.

  17. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    It depends on which hand you hold your joint with, and whether or not you dispose of the waste properly.  Littering is a sin.

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha Cindy you tell em...

  18. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    But if you go to confession, say three hail Mary's you'll even be forgiven for littering.

  19. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    So Earnest, you are a sexy righteous man?

  20. WhiteDude Joe profile image59
    WhiteDude Joeposted 7 years ago

    If smokin' some chronic and masturbating is a sin, I am in deep trouble. good thing I ain't catholic, I'd have a million hail mary prayers to do.

  21. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Might just be easier to hail a Mary from across the road, Joe!

    1. WhiteDude Joe profile image59
      WhiteDude Joeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'll say, I betta start workin out!

      1. fierycj profile image85
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hail a Mary...that stuff is funny.

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Lol it is

      2. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Gidday bud.

  22. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Hey Blonde, so you reckon a woman can smoke weed while masturbating or is this hub sexist and aimed only at guys?

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I could manage that,.... I have not tried it but I have eaten an apple before and things worked out....

  23. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Hey Cris, isn't the radical the part of a root?

    1. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm not sure, what do you think? cool

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    thought you would have been de robed this a.m. or is it p.m. in the Philipines...

    1. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It's early PM Bren, what time do you have in Ireland? cool

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        it is 11.38 a.m.  cleaning today my dad is coming over from England have not seen him for ages, cant wait.... just thought i would tell the world that!!!!!!

        1. Cris A profile image61
          Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Or at least tell me! Haha Glad your day is gonna be good. The sun just set here, so i'm in the gloaming cool

        2. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh that is fantastic wowee you must be over the moon

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            \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I am because, since my mum died he has not been doing much we are all kinda getting over it now..... He is a difficult character, but he is 78 and I love him, it is nice to have a dad... when you are a grandma yourself...

      2. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hey CrisA you are looking so angelic this evening smile

        1. Cris A profile image61
          Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I always have BP, you just haven't noticed till now. Btw, you haven't responded to the thread about your 300 fans have you? cool

          1. blondepoet profile image78
            blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Omg is there one omg woo hooo I never knew I was trapped here in this masturbation racket ohhh how exciting I wonder who did it

  25. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Hold on Blonde, am just going to quickly try if it works with chocolate substituted for weed.  I might be gone a wee while.

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha peace be with you...see u soon...I want a full report of this exercise...

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    pouring with rain as usual here, what else???????

      Listening to Yusuf Islam, that man rocks.... well maybe not literally, but he can sure write songs... and strum his guitar and sing....

    1. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Cool! Both the rain and Yusuf. Um, new songs? Or his old stuff? cool

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        new stuff..... brill.......... getting his c.d. tomorrow.  There are lovely pictures of him with U.2...GOING TO SEE U.2. soon

        1. Cris A profile image61
          Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          U2?! How cool is that! cool

  27. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    OMIGOD, chocolate while lipreading is better than weed.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    It is just about as cool as it gets.  My brother in law does some work for THE EDGE, so we have got seats with celebs,  cannot wait...My daughter goes to see Oasis next week, everyone is coming to Ireland yipeeeeeee

    1. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And Oasis too?! I envy your life cool

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I am telling you, and a seagull on the roof top...

  29. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Yeah Cris, some people are just plain greedy and want every sensory experience imaginable.  How about, smoking weed, eating chocolate and masturbating?

    1. Cris A profile image61
      Cris Aposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL that sounds like the express way to hell cool

  30. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    I might have to become a nun so that I can go to confession a lot.

  31. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Hey guys I have returned  my buttocks are driving me crazy did I miss anything? Will go read. A nun Cindy, ROFL, what do you mean like the flying nun?

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i thought nuns got none.

      1. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        yea Cindy now that is a good point

  32. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Oh god hang on I need a buttock stroll will be right back..I will go grab a pillow, I wish I had a big ass then this seat would not dig in so much. Back in tic.

  33. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Oh no, nuns cycle around a lot with missing bicycle seats.  Blonde, go over to the chocolate while masturbating thread.

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sugar confuse a blonde why don't you, I thought that is where I am, isn't this the masturbation with chocolate page? Carn the crows and shoot the cow you guys are uprooting all over the place. What are you all travelling Gypsies?

    2. Amanda Severn profile image92
      Amanda Severnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Especially over cobbled streets apparently.

  34. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Blonde, we moved the chocolate to a thread of it's own as we felt it was important.

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      WHERRRRRRREEEE WHAT IS IT CALLED ROFL...hold on I will just grab a coke and readjust to gain my perspective back one min

  35. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Where is the chocolate thing? I can't find it....grrrr.  fair dinkum...no chocolate stories in there I just checked...send Willie Wonker to get me he will know the way...

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Is it true what they say, all humor has some truth to it? smile

  37. marisuewrites profile image60
    marisuewritesposted 7 years ago

    only if you're driving...

  38. turbobb4 profile image60
    turbobb4posted 7 years ago

    LOL,

    I smile every time I visit this theard smile

 
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