Is eating chocolate while masturbating a sin?

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  1. agvulpes profile image85
    agvulpesposted 14 years ago

    As some dude once said "finger licking good"
    cool

    1. earnestshub profile image79
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The Blonde one has the right idea with the chocolate body paint, rum'n raisin for me!

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Rum and raisin sounds good so dip it in and dip it out hahahah

    2. Jewels profile image82
      Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What?  You doing to add chicken to the mix now?

  2. cindyvine profile image68
    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    Well, we can get some hunky man deliver KFC to our jacuzzi!

    1. Jewels profile image82
      Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I could handle a leg or two no worries, with the champagne and chocolate, sure.

    2. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Wonderful plan oh Cin I am plastered already and have not even made it to the night-club. I got my black knee-highs on I am going to karate any rough man-handlers down there whang dang, whack, kapoom.

  3. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    I don't think it tastes like chicken.  I would like to cover certain parts with chocolate though.   Then you could have chocolate covered "peanuts".

  4. cindyvine profile image68
    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    But remember Jewels, according to Mark, to avoid sinning we have to be balanced

  5. thinking out loud profile image40
    thinking out loudposted 14 years ago

    It's technically only a sin if you're riding in a convertible at the time and a bus load of evangelicals pull up alongside.  Other than that, go for it

    1. Laughing Mom profile image59
      Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      But then can't you just ask for forgiveness?  If chocolate's involved, I say it's all good.

      1. G-Ma Johnson profile image60
        G-Ma Johnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oh yes God is forgiving..just like the dark chocolate it...yikes)

        1. G-Ma Johnson profile image60
          G-Ma Johnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          which is "finger licking good"

  6. agvulpes profile image85
    agvulpesposted 14 years ago

    Trust somebody to bring up religion on a Regilion Forum. Hmmm
    We have been having so much fun.

  7. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Just stay away from Cheetos if you don't want anyone to find out!

    1. Laughing Mom profile image59
      Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Now there's a mental image that's going to take awhile to go away.....

      1. G-Ma Johnson profile image60
        G-Ma Johnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        orange all over your face and all your fingers, yet tastes so good???

        1. Jewels profile image82
          Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That's where the jacuzzi comes in handy, just dunk your head in and clean it off.  And start again if you like.

  8. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Of course some women might find the shape of Cheetos tantilizing.

    1. Laughing Mom profile image59
      Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The shape perhaps, depending on how long it's been.  But not the size.

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Did someone say size

    2. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What is a Cheeto ? Is it a potato crisp I am Aussie so I need translation haha

      1. kblover profile image84
        kbloverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/post … s-girl.jpg


        She's holding up a cheeto - and is buried in them smile

        Found using Google image search smile

        1. Laughing Mom profile image59
          Laughing Momposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That's alot of cheetos gone to waste.

  9. cindyvine profile image68
    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    Not sure if cheetos and chocolate go together.  Think it might spoil the fantasy!

  10. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    Is the party over?????

  11. cindyvine profile image68
    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    Just having a short commercial break, watching the cocks cockfight on BP's happy thread.

  12. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    The party is still going on that thread eh???  whatever went wrong .....always someone trying to spoil the fun,,,,,,

 
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