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Is it a sin to wear a fake LV scarf while buggering sheep?

  1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    I mean, you have to cover your face with something in case the local authorities interrupt your activities, but wouldn't the sheep feel more "special" if you took the effort to wear something authentic.

  2. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    *smirks. And throws in a raised eyebrow for dramatic effect*

  3. Kelsey Tallis profile image77
    Kelsey Tallisposted 8 years ago

    Ya know, when I was an exchange student in the UK years ago, I got into a conversation about this with some guys (for the sake of all humanity, I will not address the "long-haired hamster" and "duct-tape" portion of the conversation... O_o).

    Annnnyway, the most disturbing comment I remember was, "Oh, the sheep LOVE it!"

    Hmmm.

    My question was, "How do you know they were bleating in exstasy, rather than outrage?"

    Never did get a satisfactory answer...

    And as far as appropriate attire... um, apparently a good pair of wellies is helpful O_O.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      You have more knowledge of this subject than most people will admit to. tongue

      1. Kelsey Tallis profile image77
        Kelsey Tallisposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah, well, I believe in brutal honesty and, uh, you did ask...

      2. Mark Knowles profile image61
        Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Makes you wonder about the avatar. Anyone with an intimate knowledge of duct tape and hamsters is immediately on the list of potential sinners.

        1. Kelsey Tallis profile image77
          Kelsey Tallisposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Um, as stated, my knowledge is second-hand, not "intimate" and/or first-hand, please appreciate the difference, kthx! :-D

          LOL at Cindy!

          1. Mark Knowles profile image61
            Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Yes. I see a lot of "apparently" and "I remember"s in there. Was it a "very good friend" that told you these things?

            1. Kelsey Tallis profile image77
              Kelsey Tallisposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              No, it was a couple of acquaintances. Actually, both were very attractive men, but, uh, they became significantly less so after said conversation...

              I have a tendency to ask questions I regret later, but, somehow, that doesn't stop me from asking... O_O.

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      are wellies=boots?

  4. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Maybe the scraf is to stop you from gagging

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      *laughing*

      Nice one Cindy big_smile

  5. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Maybe, whoever is shagging the sheep is into bondage and the scarf could come in handy for that as well.

  6. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Toad loved duct tape

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      So did David Carradine.

      1. Mark Knowles profile image61
        Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Seriously - I grew up watching Kung Fu - I daren't look at the pictures. He was a hero.sad

    2. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Precisely wink

  7. waynet profile image48
    waynetposted 8 years ago

    What you do in your own spare time is....wait a minute...poor sheep....animal rights should be informed about this!!

    1. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      No man - they like it. Says so in the bible.

      1. waynet profile image48
        waynetposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Ahh I see! That's ok then. Bible Faring Folk Are Excused!!

  8. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    I have to tell you this story.  I was playing in a bowling tournament in Botswana, the Ugandan Vet was in our team of four and he hadn't arrived yet at the start of the first game.  Our captain had to double up until Paul, the vet finally arrived near the end of the first game.  When we asked him why he was late, he told us that he had to go and take a semen sample from a goat to be used as evidence in a court case.  Some man had been nabbed shagging a goat and in Botswana, that is a crime and a jailable offence!

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Was the perpetrator wearing a scarf?

    2. Princessa profile image85
      Princessaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Here it is a jailable offence to wear a fake LV scarf, probably ok about the sheep shagging though LOL

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I sure hope so.

  9. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    ah but his scarf is real and you can see it was just photoshopped on.  Come on, give the poor guy a break.  He came onto that forum like any of us wanting to say something and then he started getting slagged off about a frigging scarf?

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