Check this mad stuff that happens sometimes in my Church. There's this old vet fella - highly respected and all in the Church. And whenever there's like a combined service in the parish, this guy likes to play the piano everytime. And its crazy really, cos this dude cant play squawt. But cos his so well respected and everything, no one says a word to him. Everytime a hymn starts or some song the guy almost pushes the Church pianist aside, and completely takes over the keyboard. And Gawd, you've gotta see it to believe. Its horrifying just listening to the guy make a mess of the notes. But I get a kick out of it though. You gotta watch the rest of us congregation as we're struggling to meet his crazy notes. Even the Pastor doesn't say a word. He just sits there watching. No one tells him, hey, man step aside please. NOBODY. That's some madman stuff. No kidding.
A pastor loaned a key to a bum, so he could use the churches shower and kitchen. The bum made a copy of the key, and soon there was evidence of people having had used the place on a regular basis... but nobody knew who.
Then one evening, the youth group showed up to fin a bum camping out in one of the rooms. Locks where changed after that.
I used to be a church secretary. The roof caved in. I kid you not. We had bats in our belfry and the weight of their dung made the plaster give out.
Other than that, a few old ladies passed out now and then and the ambulance had to come.
We used to have a minister who gave really long sermons. One Sunday a lady 2 rows in front of me and asked the lady behind her (in front of me) if she had purchsed tickets for the summer garden party yet. When the reply was 'no', lady in the front pew produced a book of tickets from her handbag and sold her some tickets - even giving change. The minister carried on with his sermon as though nothing was happening.
lol kicking the Bum out and changing the lock...hhmmm not very christian like!!! hipocrites
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