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Characters of the Hubpages Relious Forum

  1. noonatyuma profile image60
    noonatyumaposted 7 years ago

    I'm back!! I know you missed me. After looking over some of the religious topics and reading some of the response I come up with a character from some of the people who frequent this place. Please to enjoy smile

    Mark Knowles is the Jim Jones of the Religious forum who job is to lead as many people away from God as possible so they will follow him.

    Sandra, Misha, Earnesthub, Sanctus Vesania, frogdropping, usmanali81 and others I'm sure are followers of Jim Jones.

    Lady Guinevere is the Joseph Smith and Typhoid Mary of the Religious forum. She been visited by an angel of light(satan) and thinks she know best, but doesn't know or seem to care how sick(in the head) she really is.

    There are a lot of filler New Age hippies like Jewels and co Inspirepub, and chukra G(who scares me)

    I'm not religous, but I do appreciate some of the true Christians who are trying to reach out to me, maybe one day Jesus will find me because right now I'm feeling pretty lost, but until then I'd like to thank some of the hubbers which I feel are really working for God.
    Everyday Miracles, fierycj, mohitmisra, spiderpam, Vladimir Uhri, James A Watkins and enderw1ggins. Please continue with God's work.

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Frankly not sure... Do I know you?

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image73
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wow ..pretty insightful indeed..smile
      welcome back btw

    3. Make  Money profile image71
      Make Moneyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That is funny and very observant. smile

      I wonder what usmanali81 will have to say about being described as a follower of Jim Jones Knowles.  I can imagine the shite hitting the fan already. lol

      1. noonatyuma profile image60
        noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thank you, you have some good writings as well.

        1. Make  Money profile image71
          Make Moneyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Thanks.  I think I remember you.  You are the young girl that one of the local yocals got booted out of here a while back, aren't you?  If so, welcome back.  If not, then thanks for the entertainment. big_smile

          We'll be able to use this thread in the future to give to new Christians that come in here that Mark and his crew try to scare away.  Thanks.  Stick around. smile

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            Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Nah, MM...it's a fellow somewhat old school Catholic person, if I had to place a bet on it. wink  Just like you, I reckon...

    4. anjalichugh profile image86
      anjalichughposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Too bad...I don't figure anywhere. smile

      1. noonatyuma profile image60
        noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I wouldn't characterize you as another New Age filler type smile

    5. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmm. Any proof of this god?

      No - I thought not. Oh well, prolly best if you remain anonymous and do not have to stand up to your irrational  beliefs.................. I guess.

      1. noonatyuma profile image60
        noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Jim Jones, thank you for making your ignorant presence known in my humble forum, if he didn't exist you wouldn't have anything to argue about. Your new attitude should be is God doesn't exist for you.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LOL

          So - you are assuming that because I can speak, there must be an invisible super being. Excellent. lol

          Well done. lol

          Oh dear - yet another religionist with no logic.

          Welcome - you will fit in just fine with the other religionists with the TRUTH............... wink

          ciao

          1. noonatyuma profile image60
            noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Okay Jim Jones, take your followers to the island and drink. No Logic that should be your tagline.

            1. Mark Knowles profile image60
              Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              LOL Logic? Oh yes - The religionists are logically correct? Because you are a religionist therefore they are corect.


              Random religionist with no face or name..................

              ciao, religionist with no face or name...........

              1. enderw1ggins profile image59
                enderw1gginsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I wouldnt say you're Jim Jones...your kool-aid is to weak!!

                More like...umm

                The Pope...you dress cool!

                1. Mark Knowles profile image60
                  Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  So, who is this "Jim Jones"?

                  I assume He was a pretty cool dood..........

                  1. enderw1ggins profile image59
                    enderw1gginsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Ultimate in coolness. So fly, so chill and awesome! haha

                  2. frogdropping profile image84
                    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    No. He was neither cool nor a dude. Instigator in the deaths of over 900 men, women and children.

                    I could same the same about Typhoid Mary. Though she didn't have quite the handle on mass-market death.

          2. Vladimir Uhri profile image60
            Vladimir Uhriposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Do you really know why religious atheists are always mad and rude? (But I love them, I was once in the same boat). In the Marx-istic schools taught them that evolution is fact and not theory. Now they could not get over with. There is not at all proof there is no God. :-).

    6. Capable Woman profile image80
      Capable Womanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Jim Jones is dead...  http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii24/Roxas_the_Blademaster/ScratchingHeadGif.gif

    7. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm not that good. Trust me. But I love God like a madman. And it sure as hell will take a lot of more than a couple of atheists yapping in a pc forum to convince me otherwise. I've seen things a lot of people here wouldn't believe. If you've seen the kinda weird things I've seen, it'll be pretty difficult not to believe in God, trust me. Hey, I suppose this isn't really your screenname. I know you're an active hubber in here. But I cant put a finger on who you are. Well, thanks, I guess.

    8. marinealways24 profile image60
      marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I don't know all of the names you pointed out but you are a contradiction of religion. Who are you the one to judge? Are you God? You are blasphemy to religion and God with your judgements.

      1. noonatyuma profile image60
        noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh I get it! Someone's bitter I didn't mention them. No one is judging anyone. It that like buzz word for you. I love being a contradiction to religion. Thank you.

    9. Born Again 05 profile image80
      Born Again 05posted 7 years ago in reply to this
      1. noonatyuma profile image60
        noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You may the only who gets why I started this thread. Thanks

    10. spiderpam profile image58
      spiderpamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ummmmmm.....you're welcome? I think. smile If you need to talk, I here. big_smile

    11. meetbrandon profile image83
      meetbrandonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      While I am not at all interested in becoming a "character," I will offer to pray for you!  Feeling "pretty lost" can certainly describe how a lot of people are feeling right now; know you aren't alone and a loving, patient Creator sees you as "fearfully and wonderfully made" and able to possess hope and a future!

      God Bless!

      --Brandon

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    wordscribe41posted 7 years ago

    Funny stuff.  smile Very observant you are.

    1. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks smile

  3. Lady Guinevere profile image60
    Lady Guinevereposted 7 years ago

    I don't know, but I didn't think this was funny at all.

  4. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
    Sanctus Vesaniaposted 7 years ago

    what.

    1. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you read right!

  5. nicomp profile image59
    nicompposted 7 years ago

    Doubtful that Mark plans to brew any kool-aid.

    1. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      smile

  6. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
    Sanctus Vesaniaposted 7 years ago

    Thanks for confirming that I just read a bunch of gibberish.

    smile

    1. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Whatever you say FOJJ, Don't drink the kool-aid. smile

  7. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Ok whose alter ego is this one?
    think I will have to come back tomorrow
    I dont do puzzles well in the afternoon lol

    1. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Just a passer-by offering my unbiased observations from time to time.

      1. enderw1ggins profile image59
        enderw1gginsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Dood, the watcher from 2001!

      2. My Inner Jew profile image84
        My Inner Jewposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I don't know he sounds a little like he would be the alter ego of BadCompany....just saying

        1. frogdropping profile image84
          frogdroppingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Nope. Badco doesn't have that in him. He wouldn't hide. He's got more backbone.

          1. My Inner Jew profile image84
            My Inner Jewposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Hmmm well it is an alter ego not necessarily hiding...but hey someone said time difference say it can't be BC...oh well it would have been funny if it was...

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          Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          hmmmm. Don't think so.  BC's in Ireland and the time differences don't work.

          Anyway... I wouldn't tell!

        3. ReuVera profile image85
          ReuVeraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          What does it matter who he is?....He has a right to post. He is not offensive, or rude. He just called a spade "a spade". Actually it is even significant that his observations hit a sore spot of some individuals.  I personally feel the same way as he put it into the words. I am not a Christian, I am not religious at all. I quit posting on forums for some reasons. Sometimes (very seldom) I scroll the posts, sigh... (sigh, sigh...) and go back to real life. 
          Here I actually enjoyed his summary. Whatever one can say, one cannot deny this guy powers of observation.
          OK, back to reading a book on a porch....

          1. Misha profile image75
            Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Was it your puppet? wink

            1. ReuVera profile image85
              ReuVeraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              haha, wrong guess again, dear. are you suffering delusion of persecution? I just liked noonatyuma's observations, that's all. I prefer to write hubs (from time to time), not forum posts.

              1. Misha profile image75
                Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                No, I am not suffering, I do not belong to Judeo-Christian tradition smile

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            Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            And actually, I agree with RueVera...  There is a fine line (well, at least for some to see, I guess) between satire and rudeness/trolling (that we've all witnessed elsewhere).  Satire is something of a well-known written form...and this gay guy has some points, did it with humor and has a right to express himself....

            OK, off to discuss Sarah Palin...

  8. enderw1ggins profile image59
    enderw1gginsposted 7 years ago

    Can I be Han Solo or Billy Idol?

  9. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Umm I just got back from drinking on an island... but I wouldn't mind doing it again! smile

  10. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
    Sanctus Vesaniaposted 7 years ago

    Wait, wait.  I'm a follower of Mark Knowles?

    But I believe there is a God!

    Now I feel so lost and betrayed. 

    'Oh where shall I gooooo?'

    1. Vladimir Uhri profile image60
      Vladimir Uhriposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, do not worry. Religionists call themselves atheists have their own gods, materia, Marx, etc. They are in reality polytheists as New Agers.

      1. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
        Sanctus Vesaniaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        *shrugs*  Not sure where exactly noonooyouwhatever got the idea that I'm an atheist from.

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          Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Could be that Lucifer hub you published ?

          1. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
            Sanctus Vesaniaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Not sure where anyone could get the idea that I'm an atheist from that.   My other hubs don't prove it either.

            Or could it be because I don't follow mainstream Christianity.

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              Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yeah, who knows?  The satire was a bit broad-brushed.

              I personally just keep thinking that I doubt God cares that particularly about all the semantics floating around specifically in Hubpages...I just kind think he/she probably may be bigger than atheists or other kinds of our distinctions. wink

              Your hubs are interesting.  Seems like you've really studied.

              1. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
                Sanctus Vesaniaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                This was satire?!  Just kidding.

                I just write what I think is interesting.  Thanks.

            2. Jewels profile image80
              Jewelsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              That is all it would take for a closed minded person to draw the conclusion you are less than.

      2. Lady Guinevere profile image60
        Lady Guinevereposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        When are you going to realize that the New Age is in the Bible and stop putting people down for what they believe or have experienced.
        What New Ager do you know that is poytheist?

  11. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    However you look at what Typhoid Mary was, or knew ... it ain't nice being compared to her. Or even called by her name.

  12. Jane@CM profile image59
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Your humor is great.  While I've only been around for a week or so, I can see some of the relationships smile

    I fall into the Believer category!

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    Oh, boy...  Did we all learn something, kiddies? 

    Hey...I have a sorta 'problem' hubber I've been dealing with in the politics forum.  Could you satirize him for me, yumatuma, or whatever your name is?  Think you have dealt with him before. wink

    Hmmm.  Wonder where Sufi is today...

  14. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Your very personal attacks in calling Mark and LG the names you have chosen says it all about you.... not them.

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I thought personal attacks was part of the culture of the forums??

      Its not, oh my lol

      Alot of people have left for the wrong reasons then .

    2. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Nope, it says a lot about them and you smile

      1. earnestshub profile image86
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        OK, so I gather your another lightweight religionist from that. Comparing people here with Jones and Mary shows you don't think much about anything.

        1. noonatyuma profile image60
          noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh poor FOJJ, too much kool-aid

  15. kmackey32 profile image83
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    OMG And what do you consider me?

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm sure you wouldn't wanna know. Lol.

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        Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        kmackey would be a filler blond...  smile

        Which is better than what I'd be...which is probably a filler secular humanist.  smile

        1. fierycj profile image84
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Why the filler? Why not just secular humanist? Lol. Filler blond. Hilarious.

    2. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Floater

      1. kmackey32 profile image83
        kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        A floater? whats that mean?

        1. noonatyuma profile image60
          noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I assume you sample everything and take in little, I don't mean just food, life in general smile

          1. kmackey32 profile image83
            kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            oh my!

            1. noonatyuma profile image60
              noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              wink

  16. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Psst ..someone forgot the 'g' in Religious smile

    1. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ooops

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        luv ya sense of humor , hey maybe it means 'G' has left the building ,sshh..dont tell everyone  lol

        1. noonatyuma profile image60
          noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          nope just a typo

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
            Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            ahem ,of course

  17. enderw1ggins profile image59
    enderw1gginsposted 7 years ago

    I still wanna be Billy Idol!!

  18. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Busy feeding a troll? Uh-oh smile

  19. noonatyuma profile image60
    noonatyumaposted 7 years ago

    Well it's been fun! I'll be back in a month or so.

    1. earnestshub profile image86
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Gee, we will all be holding our breath!

      1. noonatyuma profile image60
        noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I know you will

  20. Uninvited Writer profile image85
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    http://www.salagir.com/gfx/troll-web.jpg

    1. noonatyuma profile image60
      noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      cute.

      1. earnestshub profile image86
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        And true!

        1. noonatyuma profile image60
          noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          So long FOJJ drink up

          1. earnestshub profile image86
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Keep takin the red pills drongo.

  21. enderw1ggins profile image59
    enderw1gginsposted 7 years ago

    So does this mean i cant be Billy Idol? I'll settle for Billy D. Williams or Billy Ocean.

  22. kmackey32 profile image83
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Well atleast your not a floater. lol

  23. Jewels profile image80
    Jewelsposted 7 years ago

    Hey don't be afraid of me.  Fear is only the absence of light.  Another lost soul by the look.  Can't win em all.

  24. Make  Money profile image71
    Make Moneyposted 7 years ago

    That would be cool too Lita. smile

    By the way noonatyuma, what does FOJJ mean?

    Mike

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      SirDentposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I would venture to say that FOJJ means Friend of Jim Jones.

      1. earnestshub profile image86
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That is what I took it for, FOJJ or friend of a religious nut responsible for the horrible deaths of so many. Hardly the sort of profile to give to a gentleman like Mark, who is measured in his responses, depending on the type of insult he is suffering from loaded religionist questions.

      2. Make  Money profile image71
        Make Moneyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Right, I should have known, thanks.

      3. noonatyuma profile image60
        noonatyumaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Not friend, follower

  25. fierycj profile image84
    fierycjposted 7 years ago

    Some charming thread this is. Really charming, I say.

  26. noonatyuma profile image60
    noonatyumaposted 7 years ago

    Final Thought- I started this so the people in the particular forum can see what that really look like, an internet mirror persay. I'm undergoing a life altering change for the better in my heart, and I had the thank those who made take a look at my life and ask, Are you really happy? Do you know what will happen when you die? Do you know Jesus? Can I pray for you? I've never had anyone do that for me. I had no dad, horrible relationships, depression confusion and I found "comfort" in hands people who told me it's all BS, Don't fall the Christian bull. There is no God, Do you whatever you want. I guess I was an athiest, or agnostic, but I started to ask questions and I'm finding out that I was wrong way wrong and found out if you're dumb enough to believe there is nothing you're dumb enough to be ignored and mocked. So I decided to stop being dumb and stop my self destructive lifestyle and start thinking for myself. It's pretty amazing. If I called you out in a negative light, I stand by it, I used humor to soften the blow, but It's the truth. This place isn't a place where I log on everyday and debate with people, but I'll make time to once a month to make an honest observation with a slice of humor. smile

    1. Jewels profile image80
      Jewelsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Wow.  That's beautiful that you are having a life altering change for the better in your heart.  Really really pleased for you. smile

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      Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That's cute...yep, funny.  One thing you have to ask yourself is whether many (most) aren't already aware of mirrors and other kinds of um, visual representations, (1) one.  Another thing to ask is whether you really are seeing things clearly or, lol, in a Jim Jones dogmatic way (2) two, being aware that Mark Knowles (Mr. JJ), fyi, has rather a multitude of friends (and fans) who love debating him.  Therefore it must not be all bad, what he does--and also says something about the Christians who need this kind of 'fight.'  Maybe not a bad thing--but maybe along the lines of giving them a purpose? (good & bad, dark & light, Christian & atheist)  And so what?  That's OK, too.

      Interesting that character studies of performances go both ways.  You're silly, I give you that. (...and don't you love words that can cut more ways than just one?)

  27. Sanctus Vesania profile image60
    Sanctus Vesaniaposted 7 years ago

    One of the lost Commandments.

    # Thou shalt not think for thyself. 

    If anyone is caught thinking for themselves, thou shalt drag them to the middle of your camp, and thou shalt ridicule them, and thou shalt send them away from thy camp until they conform to thy ways.  Thus sayeth the Lord!

  28. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    When I need a mirror for who or what I am, I will ask for one. And from someone that knows me a little better than anyone on an internet forum does.

    Further - I'm neither dumb, self-destructive nor in need of counsel. And when I wish to divulge my personal beliefs on life, the universe and everything, I'll make sure that all that need to know do so.

    Last point - spare the humour when delivering a criticism. Say what you mean or don't bother saying it at all.

  29. gamergirl profile image60
    gamergirlposted 7 years ago

    *sigh* Why can't people just report improper threads like this and move on?

  30. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Cause there are many ways of having fun, and one of them is called "feeding trolls" big_smile

    There is also a side effect of some trolls getting kissed in the process, and turning into handsome princes smile

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      Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ha!  This one is gay, Misha.  You wanna do the kissing, wink?  You sure are into these things...I just don't know about you....  Anything else knocking about in your thought processes?

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        sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LOl, he is messing with you because he knows you will react. smile  unless I butted in in the wrong place and you guys are messin' with each other...

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          Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh, heck, no, Sandra.  Thanks, btw... I thought Misha liked to mess with you, wink.

          1. Misha profile image75
            Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Hey, I like to mess with everybody, be it boy or girl smile

            1. earnestshub profile image86
              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I like your messin Misha!

  31. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Well someone with more than one account , gosh could be anyone

  32. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Definitely not BC. BC has original thoughts that are organized into HUBS. Yeah remember those?

  33. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Umm evolution is fact. Evolution as the beginning of human life, not so much. Am I an angry person? And my dad and brother are neither mad, nor rude.

    1. Vladimir Uhri profile image60
      Vladimir Uhriposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Perhaps you are an exception. I have very good friend an atheists and he is good man. Never angry or rude. But I know more atheists I mean those who have religious component in them. Still I love them since love never fails.
      You know religion is not right. One can be believer without being religious. 
      Going back to person. He is special one. He is on right course. He does not know that someone is praying for him.
      BTW an evolution is not fact.

  34. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    LOL Thank you Ern, but wait for Lita, she'll interpret this for us wink

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      Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, no my friend Misha...  I >possibly< don't say all that I think.  Or interpret.  OR...maybe some see, some don't, wink.  Ya think?

      Some seem very interested in policing what I do amid these forums, though...others, not so much.

 
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