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Pandaism

  1. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Believers of Pandaism will receive a full copy of the holy book of Pandaism written by Panda Man for free.

    Just spread the faith of Pandagod through propapanda. That's all. No commandments. Just entropy.

    Not debate here. This is a recruiting thread.

    Enjoy! big_smile

  2. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    We are currently recruiting people to fill in these positions. big_smile

    First god: Pandagod
    Second God: God
    First man:
    First woman:
    First panda: Panda Man
    First dog:
    First frog:
    First tantrum: Tantrum
    First earnest:
    First hub:
    First haunt:
    First everything else:

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i apply 4 1st tantrum, though i don't think you´re going 2 like it!   lol

  3. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Sneak preview on the very first verses of the holy book of Pandaism, brought to you by Panda Man! big_smile

    1. In the beginning there was Pandagod.
    2. Pandagod created the panda and the man.
    3. And the man was without form, and void; and evol was upon the face of the man.
    4. And the Spirit of Pandagod moved upon the face of the man.
    5. And Pandagod said, Let there be love: and there was love.
    6. And Pandagod saw the love, that it was good: and Pandagod divided the love from the evol.
    7. And Pandagod said, Let evol disappear: and evol disappeared.
    8. And Pandagod said, Let there be God: and there was God.
    9. And Pandagod saw God, that it was good: and Pandagod left the world at God's hands...

    1. earnestshub profile image86
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Why not, I'm already covered by the FSM anyway. roll

  4. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Updated.

  5. Pandagod profile image60
    Pandagodposted 7 years ago

    You have done well, Panda Man. You have increased the number of believers from 1 to 2. 100% growth. This is amazing. Keep up the good work.

    1. earnestshub profile image86
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      OK my apologies Panda man. I see Panda god is back.  roll

    2. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this



      I'm not a believer yet, Pandagod. You have 2 show me !

      1. earnestshub profile image86
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        tantrum, join us, for we are the light, and the truth, and the way to more bamboo shoots! Bet you'll come now eh?

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Don't think so... not yet   lol

  6. Pandagod profile image60
    Pandagodposted 7 years ago

    Join us, and you shall have bamboo.

  7. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    What do we do pandaman? Start a campaign in her town?

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm not a she !! FOR CHRIST SAKE! yikes  I'm ahermaphrodite lol

      1. earnestshub profile image86
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        My deepest apologizes to both of you! Now you gotta have a good love life right? smile

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yes I do ! I'm a man of 46. English is not my mother tongue...so maybe I write weird ? you tell me  lol

          1. Pamda Man profile image60
            Pamda Manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Join us, and you shall have bamboo, and English mother tongue.

            1. tantrum profile image61
              tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Is it good 4 the brain? I need something to cope with all the psychos loose in this forum  lol

              1. fierycj profile image86
                fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Ha ha ha. You got that right, Tantrum. The number of psychos in hubpages are increasing in geometrical progression. Led by Pamda Man. Lol.

          2. earnestshub profile image86
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Nah you write great! smile

  8. Pandagod profile image60
    Pandagodposted 7 years ago

    Worry not. The prophecy fortells that everyone in the world will be in Pandaland. Although it does not tell when.

    1. Haunty profile image84
      Hauntyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Praised be Pandagod and the prophecy!

  9. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Yes. This is true. I am honoured to be your humble servant, Pandagod.

  10. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Everyone who believes in Pandaism will go to Pandaland.

  11. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Pandaland is paradise. Join us, and I will take you to Pandaland.

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      sorry but you sound like a...    No...I'm not going 2 say how you sound, for this post will be closed then  lol
      you have to show me... I don't see anything yet !

      1. Pamda Man profile image60
        Pamda Manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm exerting propapanda on you.

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          WHERE???? lol  only some bamboo chips .lol:

          1. Pamda Man profile image60
            Pamda Manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Come to the dark side, for I am your father.

            1. tantrum profile image61
              tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I´m an Aleister Crowley adept, so I'm in the dark side already.
              And you're not my father.. you're my son lol

              1. Pamda Man profile image60
                Pamda Manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I will engage in hypnosis now. You are in a world... full of pandas....

  12. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    It does not matter. The prophecy will come true. You will join us, eventually.

  13. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    lol  lol  lol lol I'll go and eat something...I'm starving!  Be back 4 u soon, so watch out !  lol

    1. Pamda Man profile image60
      Pamda Manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm going to sleep.

  14. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    I'm awake.

  15. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    I'm going to sleep.

  16. AsherKade profile image78
    AsherKadeposted 7 years ago

    sounds like a cult...
    watch out for Kool Aid, hair buns, and bunk beds...

  17. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    You may have to pander to the protagonists Panda Man!

  18. yoshi97 profile image87
    yoshi97posted 7 years ago

    Do they have Freemasons in PandaLand? I hope not ... they scare me. smile

  19. AsherKade profile image78
    AsherKadeposted 7 years ago

    this post made it the page 1 list again???????????
    http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xr/78232721.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=3&d=EE7EBB76B0D00F6CD99F41AF9D6CB68F451A0E35D6091B2D

  20. yoshi97 profile image87
    yoshi97posted 7 years ago

    The power of Pandaism should not be underestimated. We are eleven strong and growing by the minute.

    Who knows ... your next door neighbor could be converting over to Pandaism, even as we speak ...

    And for those who chose not to believe ... I ask you ... can you prove that the Pandagod does not exist? He speaks to us, for we have seen his words on this forum ...

    1. fierycj profile image86
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Dude, pandagod and pamda man are one and the same. Isn't that pretty obvious. How he only turns up when Pamda Man wants him to. C'mon people.

      1. yoshi97 profile image87
        yoshi97posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        So ... um ... we are only 10?

        Maybe Pamda God is the Pandagod in avatar form, coming to test our faith?

        What do I know? I was promised a hot pan of lasagna for converting over. smile

  21. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Pandamonium is the state of mind where everything is perfect. So there are no freemasons if you don't want them... for you. Once you believe in Pandaism, you will reach Pandaland and be in pandamonium.

  22. yoshi97 profile image87
    yoshi97posted 7 years ago

    *Yoshi smacks himself in the head*

    Pandemonium ... I shoulda seen that one coming ... smile

  23. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Join us. And you shall have bamboo.

    1. earnestshub profile image86
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I just got an amazing counter offer from the FSM. spag bol. I love spaghetti bolognese!

 
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