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i am the one

  1. Messenger_of_god8 profile image61
    Messenger_of_god8posted 7 years ago

    i am here i was reborn here and it took me 27 years to realize who i am ....and because of my background nobody will ever believe who i know i am im not trying to get famous murdered i have some messages from god that will change your life and probably your religion after i post all my messages

    ask me any question about life and god will answer you through me?
                                            ^
    my religion is called   +Truth+  i know the truth that has been covered up by false religions and churches

    1. aka-dj profile image79
      aka-djposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      WOW god (actually) comes to us by way of hubpages. I never thought HP was that high on His list.
      I would like to second the above question. Why?

    2. chukra G profile image60
      chukra Gposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i believe in you, so explained to me about the message.

    3. mohitmisra profile image61
      mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Share your knowledge in the forums, answer peoples questions, there have been many questions. smile

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Some people will do anything for a tax break! Must be a democrat!

      1. mohitmisra profile image61
        mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Give him a chance to prove his knowledge. God is within every man and he may have awakened to this truth. smile

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          Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          God has the ability to talk to all of us at the same time. He doesn't need a man or anything else to deliver His message!

          1. mohitmisra profile image61
            mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            True but some communicate with god and share the message- the messengers smile
            Then you have enlightened ones or those seekers who have accumulated knowledge which everyone doesn't have. smile

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              Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Why? God doesn't need them to.

              1. mohitmisra profile image61
                mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                He does otherwise they wouldn't exist.Their job is to spread knowledge of the Light which everyone has not acquired. smile

                He sends the messenger to guide and correct man when he is going wrong.smile

                1. tantrum profile image61
                  tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  I'd rather they don't exist. Their messages are so confusing, that more than lightness, they bring darkness.  Anyway, as I have to cope with them, I find them very entertaining indeed, to say the least ! lol

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                  Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Well I guess I'm just lucky cause He speakes to me directly!

                  1. mohitmisra profile image61
                    mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Yes you are as you are able to comprehend this communication which many are unable to. smile

    5. ElElyone profile image61
      ElElyoneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I never sent you.

    6. qwark profile image61
      qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm rotflmfao!!!!!!!

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm secondingthat! lol

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      Brenda Durhamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Arrggh

      Who the heck bumped this thread up after ...it looks like....6 weeks ago??!!   LOL

      Many people never believe me, especially why I believe in God....
      But oh man oh man-----even I don't believe the hogwash in this thread!!  It really takes the cake!  ::

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        AWesome!!! Crazy huh?

  2. Jackson Riddle profile image68
    Jackson Riddleposted 7 years ago

    Why did you come to Hub Pages?

  3. Messenger_of_god8 profile image61
    Messenger_of_god8posted 7 years ago

    to be honest with you i googled messenger of god and it sent me here and it looked like a good place to get some messages out

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      sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I googled it because it made me laugh a bit when I read this but non of the results turned up hubpages. hmmm?

  4. Messenger_of_god8 profile image61
    Messenger_of_god8posted 7 years ago

    God randomly made me do it.i dont here voices!  just to clear it up a bit..i have so many pages of notes,symbols,messages and answers that i have written spontaniously over the past years.. my mind and body seem to go on auto pilot...i dont think about what i write down..i just let my hands move.. its unreal how much these messages link together from how the universe was made to the power of truth.i promise to post my notes up as soon as i figure out where to start. i am just curious on your point of view/responses to the messages that are sent through me.i have experienced many incidents and dreams that have really made me believe that what was and is happening to me isnt just something i can forget and ingnore. i am not sure what to call my ' auto pilot moments' but i know what i want to share .my belief of truth needs to be obtained by a open mind.i am not here to debate but to offer the 'truth'.

    1. aka-dj profile image79
      aka-djposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I hope you won't mind if I "randomly" doubt you?

    2. blue dog profile image80
      blue dogposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      rumor has it that hp will soon be starting an absurdity forum.  before you let your hands move too fast and decide to post your notes, symbols,messages and answers here, you might want to wait for that forum to become active.  it's sound advice.  you shouldn't "ingnore" it.

  5. Messenger_of_god8 profile image61
    Messenger_of_god8posted 7 years ago

    not at all..just give me a chance to share before you doubt what i have to offer.

  6. Dgerrimea profile image80
    Dgerrimeaposted 7 years ago

    Okay here's your chance; what do you believe and why? Prove that you're not just some lunatic.

  7. Uninvited Writer profile image81
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Where is Mark...this is right up his alley smile

  8. Flightkeeper profile image80
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Why don't you write a hub about your visions.  I'm sure people would like to read and see it.  You can even put Adsense and Amazon ads on it.

  9. gary777g profile image80
    gary777gposted 7 years ago

    You were sent here by God not to disseminate YOUR "truth" but to find REAL truth.  (but first I must address a greater issue: Use a capital letter at the beginning of each sentence please.  It just makes it a little easier to read, thank you!)
    Now back to your problem - er 'gift'.  You are being attacked and receiving messages by way of demons.  Yes, it is true.  You have allowed them to come into your life some way somehow and they are the ones using you as a tool.  You are easily deceived and easily used and they will make full use of you as long as you allow it.  If you want to be free and able to think for yourself you must renounce this captivity you are under and cancel all ground and consent you have given to the enemy (though in your case, the enemy is your friend, unfortunately.  You must first become the true 'friend' and child of the one true God before He can release you from your bondage..).  Until and unless you become a christian, you will forever be plagued by these influences.  They may seem beneveloent/benign but make no mistake:  they are anything but that.  You will encounter many strange and scary experiences because you are totally in their power.  While it is their wim to make you think you are some oracle of god it may go well for you.  But there is no good in them, only evil.  Escape while you still may, for there only prize is your soul and they only hope to lead others astray through you.

    1. gary777g profile image80
      gary777gposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      sorry - benevolent!  spelled wrong... must have been typing on autopilot lol...  the TRUTH will set you free

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Now there is a good idea! Get your messages from another invisible non existent entity! lol

        1. getitrite profile image81
          getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I agree.  And both are equally delusional!

    2. Messenger_of_god8 profile image61
      Messenger_of_god8posted 7 years ago in reply to this



      You think you may know the truth because you have been brain washed since you where a child ..... you are - negative you all have been fooled by churches that take your money priests that rape your kids and hurt your familys.  im not religous but god has showed me the way to eternal life im not here to proove anything or argue. Just give me time to gather all my notes and try to recover lots of notes that i believe where deleted on purpose by some hackers. The black pope has you all blind. I dont like to watch tv and i dont like most sports. i didnt copy any of my notes from any man   

      good=god+ dog/do good evil=devil devil=lived  lived=Did  everyone needs to reverse that - negative evil and turn it into live++ forever. prevent atoms and evil= "the end" 

      nuclear power in the wrong hands

      you dont want to be the one who once lived. 

      Idont why i just wrote this but i saw the word good and evil

      see i have scientific proof about what i know
      you dont have to have faith in what i say because my messages prooves it all because it is truth. Once you read them i know for a fact you you will know its true

      1. gary777g profile image80
        gary777gposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Messenger!  He speaks!  How nice of you to join us.

        Though I'm not sure what to make of your reply.

        In fact I am sorry I said anything to you after reading CVR's comment/question to you, it was so perfect and concise.  Forget everything I have said, forget everything everyone else has said. 

        Consentrate.  Get in touch with your spirit guides or whatever and give the answer to this:

        Please define God's relationship with Satan

  10. Evolution Guy profile image60
    Evolution Guyposted 7 years ago

    Great - yet another one with the truth.

    Love the religionists responses though. Before he has even had a chance to share his truth, religionist No1 who has a "personal relationship with god," doubts him:



    Which is funny seeing as how often he shares his judgement that god gave him. and religionist No2 tells him he need to become a christian:



    Neither of these have heard a word - but they already know it is wrong. And their version is the TRUTH. lol

    Proof positive that believing in an invisible super being that speaks into your head is destined to end in conflict.

    Why can these geniuses not see that?

    Makes whatever they have to say completely worthless though.

    And religionist No2 - It would make it a lot easier for other people to read if you formatted your irrational rantings into paragraphs. wink

    1. gary777g profile image80
      gary777gposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Please pardon my lack of paragraphs, sorry to inconvenience you, but thanks for wading through it anyway. 

      As to the "irrational rantings" comment:  I believe my comments will make much more sense to the one they were written to.  I was not speaking directly to you, Evolution Guy.

      Evolution Guy:  I find your disdain and mocking of any one with a faith other than your own (and yes, dear EG, you have faith) rather tiring.  You haunt these forums with no other purpose but to pounce upon and denounce any person with views other than your own.  I wish YOU would evolve a bit, but that would be asking alot. By the way, dear EG, I noticed you have not written any Hubs.  Why are you here?  Do you like to read Hubs?  I found a couple Hubs that you might find very interesting:

      http://hubpages.com/hub/DarwinFather-of … ory-PART-I

      http://hubpages.com/hub/DarwinFather-of … ry-Part-II

      If you read them (which I doubt you will, I would be interested to hear your comments.

      1. Evolution Guy profile image60
        Evolution Guyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh dear,

        Too bad you are so ignorant you are unable to understand the difference between blind religionist faith - you; and proven scientific facts - me.

        As for the hubs - I have read them and can make no comment other than to say that this person is a child abuser and I can smell the fear from 200 miles away.. What can you do?

        Not really bothered if it upsets you that I find your beliefs funny.

        As I always say - if you don't want people to laugh at your beliefs - you shouldn't have such funny beliefs. wink

        Thanks for cleaning your paragraphs up. Much easier to read now.

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Those hubs are so LOW !
          Oh well !
          And here we go again ! lol lol

        2. gary777g profile image80
          gary777gposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You are most welcome (for the paragraphs).

          And I do enjoy your humor.

          Though still troubled that your beliefs are fact and mine are not.  Your evolutionary beliefs have not been proven any more than I can prove the existence of heaven, hell, or any number of other things.  What you have is what you DECIDE to trust in.  You look at the evidence and decide.  You chose your way.  I chose mine.  That does not make you smarter, as you suppose. 

          The conflict you refer to from differing beliefs only arises when one side ridicules the other and puts no value or validity in their opinion.  You do not respect any one's opinion but your own; and that is your right.  But do not expect everyone to bow to you and say how wise you are by just saying others are stupid.

          Hundreds of scientists on BOTH sides of the issue have written volumes.  I do not wish to thrash about, pitting my beliefs against yours - not because I do not have ample evidence (scientific), but because it is useless to tell you what you don't want to hear.  You have the means to get the information if you want it.  It is out there.  When you doubt, you can look for it.  I have provided links for you in the past, and I do so now only for others who might be reading this.

          http://www.newgeology.us/presentation32.html

          http://www.gosai.com/science/darwin-debunked.html

          http://www.chick.com/bc/2006/debunk.asp

          http://www.fireandknowledge.org/archive … n-shermer/

          http://www.everystudent.com/features/is … 5QodgFf6Mw

          http://www.existence-of-god.com/

          There is much more.  Please do not ascribe my lack of further replies as a lack of interest in this subject or in you EG, I have to go for now. I'll check in later.

          1. getitrite profile image81
            getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Maybe there is no evolution, so what does that mean for the Holy Bible?  Nothing!  God has to stand on his own, Not by refuting opponents.

          2. Evolution Guy profile image60
            Evolution Guyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            All I can say is - Sorry your beliefs have been proven to be garbage, but attacking genuine facts and knowledge is not really helping me to start believing in you magical invisible friend. Nor do I see the correlation. Even of evolution WAS a lie - how does this prove your invisible psychopathic friend is anything other than a figment of your imagination?

            Some one did suggest to me this should be an all or nothing package for ignorant uneducated people such as yourself who think evolution is a lie.

            Think evolution did not happen? - OK  No cell phone, electricity or computers for you. lol lol

            No reputable scientists are questioning evolution. Sorry - I know that lying and semantics are a big part of your moral code but.........

            Bye now.

  11. CrystalStarWoman profile image85
    CrystalStarWomanposted 7 years ago

    I am God! You are God! We be God!

    I have written a Hub about it wink

    1. chukra G profile image60
      chukra Gposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you are GOD smile

  12. Flightkeeper profile image80
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Hello, Mr. Messenger of God, can you do something about my traffic so that I can reach payout every month?  And I'd also like that traffic to buy from my Amazon ads so that I can get a payout there.

    I'd appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

    1. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I would appreciate that too!

      May this messenger of god bring us the freedom that increased traffic to our hubs would create!

  13. C.V.Rajan profile image69
    C.V.Rajanposted 7 years ago

    Hi messenger,

    Welcome.

    I want the following from you:

    Please define God's relationship with Satan.

    CVR

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And that will prove what?

    2. Messenger_of_god8 profile image61
      Messenger_of_god8posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      EVERYTHING HAS A OPPOSITE GOOD/GOD EVIL/DEVIL GOD USES THE DEVIL TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS WORTHY OF ETERNAL LIFE NOT ALL OF GODS CREATIONS ARE PERFECT THE DEVIL IS JUST A RECYCLER OF -NEGATIVE SOULS

      1. mohitmisra profile image61
        mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        All is god. smile
        This question doesn't prove or disprove your knowledge.It would be better if someone asked you what is god in the first place smile

        I would say its not some devil but each individual soul which decides whether to come back or not. smile

  14. Jo Woodward profile image60
    Jo Woodwardposted 7 years ago

    L. Ron Hubbard is credited as saying 'If you want to get rich create a new religion' I guess he came up with that after he realised how bad a science fiction writer he was so he created Scientology instead.
    I suggest you have a look in the Christian Chat rooms on Yahoo messenger, you will find many like minded people all claiming to be God's messenger, posessing the 'truth'.

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      As the Bible says,it seems that God has many ways... and many faces as well ! lol

  15. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    @getitrite

    Because you're not ?? lol

    1. getitrite profile image81
      getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What?!!yikes

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Aren't you delusional ? yikes
        My bad ! lol

        1. getitrite profile image81
          getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Why? Because I'm a nonbeliever?

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I'm a non believer as well.
            And we all have delusions. Don't you ? lol

            1. getitrite profile image81
              getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yes, I do agree.  We all have delusions.

              1. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                cool

  16. Katelyn Weel profile image88
    Katelyn Weelposted 7 years ago

    Why does this God stuff create such a reaction with people? I mean look at the hostility, people.. why?

    Somebody is just looking for a little attention.. to be honest I'm a bit curious to hear what he's got to say.. If this guy really has the answers to life, the universe, and everything I would sure like to hear about it!

    but wait.. chukra G asked to hear more about the message and "God" vanished. Hmm..

    1. mohitmisra profile image61
      mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      When I joined this forum I was also given a lot of attitude and felt like leaving but then I didn't, used to this by now.

      Dont blame someone for leaving when they speak about god as there is a limit of abuse one can take. smile

      There are a few jerks who ruin this forum.Its not possible to have an intelligent debate with some of them.All one gets is insult and attitude smile
      I am talking of both believers and atheists.

    2. getitrite profile image81
      getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm glad he left before he made us drink the kool-aid! lol

      1. mohitmisra profile image61
        mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You haven't asked him a single question. How do you know that he doesn't posses god knowledge?

        1. Katelyn Weel profile image88
          Katelyn Weelposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          See what I mean about hostility? RELAX, man! All I'm saying is he had a message, someone asked to hear more about it and we didn't get to hear it.

          1. mohitmisra profile image61
            mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            He said ask me questions, I am relaxed just like defending the weak. smile

        2. getitrite profile image81
          getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Because nobody possesses god knowledge. That's why!!!

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol lol You're completely right ! lol lol

          2. mohitmisra profile image61
            mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I do and there are others on this forum as well forget the entire planet. smile

            1. getitrite profile image81
              getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I hear you, but I just don't believe that's possible.

              1. mohitmisra profile image61
                mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Thats fine it is your choice. I have no need to lie to you or anyone, you can make contact with god and communicate with him, he is actually your deepest essence or fabric you are made out of. smile

                1. getitrite profile image81
                  getitriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Which god should I choose?

                  1. mohitmisra profile image61
                    mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    There is only one god called by different names .smile

                    Meditate or practice one pointed concentration, focus on a point of light between your eyebrows with your eyes closed.You will find god like I did. smile

                    "when they eye be single" Jesus

                    "seven breaths of one pointed concentration will get you enlightened " Patanjali

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              Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              No. No you don't! You possess knowledge ABOUT God, perhaps, but you DO NOT possess God's knowledge! To make such a claim destroys whatever credibility you may have possessed!

              1. mohitmisra profile image61
                mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I am enlightened and know god.smile

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                  Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  That's VERY different then claiming you have all the knowledge that God has! That claim pretty much convinced me that you are NO Messenger!

                  1. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    lol lol lol Agree !

                  2. mohitmisra profile image61
                    mohitmisraposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    "Why have you forsaken me" Jesus
                    I have always said the prophets and messenger do not posses all knowledge and neither do I. According to you even Jesus could not have been a messenger as he didn't have all knowledge. smile

              2. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this
  17. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    if he comes back, i wish he could read this one.......stop being delusional, stop deluding us, why are you deluding us, it is a sin to delude us, you are a sinner too lol, you keep on deluding......I just wish that people will stop posting things about the existence of a GOD....I am dreaming about it already because am addicted to HP and then forums get unfriendlier because of these topics....lolol

    good day everyone

  18. archdaw profile image61
    archdawposted 7 years ago

    I think that he just needs traffic for his 1 Hub that he published.  He has only been a member of Hub Pages for Five hours.  I think that he got his job done.  I wish I would of thought of that!!  Any way welcome to Hub Pages it takes all kinds!!!

  19. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    SO DELUSIONAL !

  20. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    Nobody is a messenger!
    That's a very arrogant thing to say.
    For Christ sake !! big_smile lol

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Go Tantrum GO!!

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hi pretty !
        lol lol lol

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
          prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          good day Tantrum,

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    Rick Marlowposted 7 years ago

    You guys slammed the door in his face before he ever got his foot in.

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm only slamming the door at Mohit's face.
      I'm really interested in what this guy has to say

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        Rick Marlowposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Me too Tantrum.

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    Rick Marlowposted 7 years ago

    I`m laughing my head off. The guy got ran off before we heard any statement of his beliefs and now all you guys are bickering back and forth. It`s hilarious.

    1. Evolution Guy profile image60
      Evolution Guyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL

      Pretty typical of religion don't you think? I did not even get a chance to make fun of whatever his truth was before he was attacked by two other religionists.

      Both of who claim to have the truth, lol

      Kinda makes you think no one has the truth really....................

      Hmmmm. Atheism sounds good about now. wink

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        Rick Marlowposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You Know Evo,I`m a believer, but for once I`m inclined to agree with you.

  23. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    @messenger

    Begin !

  24. spease profile image83
    speaseposted 7 years ago

    If you have all the answers, why don't you say something?

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    All I have to say is Oi ve! and RUN! hahaha....yea no sorry you are not nice try please go back to your padded room. thank you

  26. Pr0metheus profile image60
    Pr0metheusposted 7 years ago

    What are angels?

  27. shanekruger profile image61
    shanekrugerposted 7 years ago

    Thanks for Sharing Nice Topic

  28. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    this post is worrying. Someone needs a doctor here! smile

  29. thesecondadvent profile image61
    thesecondadventposted 7 years ago

    My Dear Sweet Friends,

    For one, we believest whom and what ye sayest thou art.  For as a man thinkest, so is he, so shall he make himself to be.  Even so, ye must be patient, for because of thy existence as one sent of God, thou art open unto both positive and negative influences. 

    Please take a look at our hub,"Satan, Son of God...".  This might provide some clarification for that which is but a seed of understanding concerning Satan's godly service.  Also, on Good and Evil, humans art quite apt to eat of the "Tree of Good and Evil"  because of our natural tendency to think in duality. 

    Even more, because man enjoy worshipping the things he hast invented from the Earth (money and mediums of exchange), he continually eat of the wrong(consciousness)"tree".  Yet, the Christ call for us to eat of the "Tree of Life", that we mayest have Life and that more abundantly.  As long as we worship the things made of our hands, we shall ever see good or evil in others depending upon their acts either in our favor or against us as we see it. 

    When God completed creation He declared, "It is very Good".  Not very good and evil, duality,or two, but One, even Good. Therefore, all art truly good, for God within us is ever Good.  Thus, none mightest doth any neither good nor evil, but all acts to-ward us is good, and according unto the will of God.  With God within each and every one of us, God never doth God evil, but ever good.  That takest some understanding, but that understanding is within the grasp of all.

  30. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    It is not understanding that is requires, it is indoctrination and gullibility! smile

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    Chief Apatheticposted 7 years ago

    Then for my amusement reduce all of human knowledge to basically one sentence or two.  The explain Complete Zero in mathematics & how that would apply to human beings living upon the earth.

  32. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    I thought the original post was like guess Michael Jacksons song titles.....ya know name that tune


    ...or is that God singing the boy is not my son ..lol

  33. errum fattah profile image61
    errum fattahposted 7 years ago

    U R SO FUNNY MESSTHING_OF_GOD; i love u

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    That's what they all say just to get the chicks!

  35. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Another lunatic.........................roll

  36. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Ok. I have a serious question. Mind blowing. Earth changing.....





                                OK!!!
    Chicken or egg. Huh?

    Which one first!!  yikes

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I have another serious religious question.

      What's the difference between a duck? smile

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        Disappearingheadposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        One of its legs is both the same. smile

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          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Very good! I am surprised you knew that!

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            Disappearingheadposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I honestly can't remember who said it, but I remember some stand up comic came out with it when I was a kid. smile He must have been on Aussie telly too then.

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              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I heard it from my dad in the 60s.
              His answer was a little different. He said "One leg is the same short as the other."

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    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I have a question. Do you think I would have a better career in nursing or becoming a super hero?

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      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Any way you like it BP, I reckon you would look good in any guise! lol

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    Ohmaposted 7 years ago
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    Brenda Durhamposted 7 years ago

    Crazy or wickedly boastful,  I dunno which......
    wink

 
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