Hello once again children, today I will be doing a quick question and answer session, so any questions for your Lord?
I would have to say Coke with a splash of Holy Water is an ideal beverage for someone such as myself.
i don't see any children around. They're not allowed in here .
Well you are all my Children! (Not biologically, that would be dirty)
Why do you create and allow to starve to death thousands of children every day?
Souls don't grow on trees, you know.
Here's another question, why don't you answer the questions you said you would answer?
Because I have seen you in these forums and you are quite obviously a tempting demon!
And, you are so afraid of me you can do nothing but hide your head in the sand?
Or, you're just not as omniscient as you claim since you can't seem to answer the hard questions.
Oh yes, I get that. Jesus would have attempted to answer the question. He was a superhero, not a coward.
Was he? Does that make him comparable to Spiderman?
Not sure about that. Jesus made a name for himself avoiding the question, speaking in parables, and so on. He never even comes out and says he is the Messiah/Christ, or Divine, for example, even when asked point blank... which, come to think of it, might make the whole Christian project a bit suspect...
If you're Jewish and working-class, why do you look like a middle-class WASP?
How do we remove you and replace you with an elected representative? And if you are omniscient, why don't you just answer the questions you know we want answered?
I give you free choice to ask what you will, and not to meddle too much in the minds of man. As to your first question, I find my attempted usurping quite offensive!
If I told you what you wanted ALL the time you wouldn't have much fun now would you? And I'd have less fun observing you mess everything up.
I am just curious, why is Jesus Christ still a virgin at the age of 33, is that true? Does God has anyhting to do with it? Is HE alwasy around and due to his omnipresence?
If you had your father watching over you every time you tried to get some, you'd shy away from it as well.
HAHAHA, can the FATHER join in, wow, I am already bad today,
If there is only One True God, then which of you is it? You or The Father? You claim to be "One", but really, dude, that's completely against the laws of physics. So are you just the vice president? Why don't we get to talk to the pres? Typical corporate BS.
Hey buddy, I was just wondering when you plan on coming on back. I mean I've heard of the 3 day rule, but over 2,000 years? But who am I to judge you, I'm sorry. Maybe traffic in heaven is causing the delay. Oh yeah, and I'm sorry about last Tuesday................ I was drinking so yeah............ I beg for your mercy.
Is it true that American Marines are necessarily low in intelligence?
I do not believe that it is part of their job criteria to possess a low intelligence. But indeed my Father seems to think it is fit that many of them do have a low intelligence. It helps them follow orders you see.
I don't possess money. Money is the root of all evil after all.
Just curious, what are you doing? Do you pretend to be serious and if so why do people torture and kill after raping children? Why would a GOD allow this? And still not show up so there was no doubt in Faith? You prefer to keep people in fear and questioning their existence. Interesting.
You live in sin for Adam and Eve putting clothes on. My father was most dissapointed when they did this as he was having a good look at his work and from then on he has punished all humans. So if you want to blame someone then blame them.
As for showing up, I'm here now am I not?
Was your father looking at Adam and Eve?
Does your father enjoy looking at naked men?
Well as he has no gender then it makes no odds surely? I prefer Eve myself. I have a pinup of her on my cloud.
Why did my church pastor touch me in my private place?
Well of course, this was not allowed at all! Although, being Catholic, he DID repent afterwards, so he's still joining me in heaven. Does that make you feel any better?
Children, I am leaving this post for the time being, but I will be back to answer some more of your questions later. (I'm playing Ultimate Frisbee. Gabriel is opposing Captain. He's SUCH a pain, really!)
Did you ever say or do anything in a jokingly that was taken out of context?
Dear Jesus
Love the plants and animals and oceans and stuff ~ Good Job!
...I guess humans were meant to be 'a work in progress?'
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