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Is your name in Book of Life?

  1. aka-dj profile image80
    aka-djposted 6 years ago

    Do you know of the Book of Life?
    Or another name is the Lamb's Book of Life.
    Is your name written therin, or has it/will it be blotted out?
    Can you know?
    Do you care to know?

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You better watch out
      You better not cry
      Better not pout
      I'm telling you why
      Santa Claus is coming to town
      He's making a list
      And checking it twice;
      Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
      Santa Claus is coming to town
      He sees you when you're sleeping
      He knows when you're awake
      He knows if you've been bad or good
      So be good for goodness sake!
      O! You better watch out!
      You better not cry
      Better not pout
      I'm telling you why
      Santa Claus is coming to town
      Santa Claus is coming to town


      lol lol lol

      1. aka-dj profile image80
        aka-djposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks Mark

        I suppose that if I start a thread asking for lyrics to Christmas Carols, you will tell me you don't have your name in the Book of Life!!!

        But I do agree with the...

        lol lol lol

      2. starme77 profile image86
        starme77posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol lol Ha Thats a great response , love it wink

    2. tantrum profile image62
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I hope my name it's not written there.

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Your name is in the right book.smile My phone book!!   lol

        1. tantrum profile image62
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol
          that's Heaven !! big_smile

      2. starme77 profile image86
        starme77posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Don't worry Tantrum Your gonna get to go to the good place when you leave this earth , everyone is loved , everyone

        1. tantrum profile image62
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          What a pity ! I'd rather be dismissed ! big_smile

          lol

          1. Mark Knowles profile image60
            Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Gawd - me too! Can you imagine eternity with these guys?

            1. tantrum profile image62
              tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              All I can say is






              lol

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                StormRyderposted 6 years ago in reply to this



                Just what is that thing supposed to be anyway?? smile It looks constipated or something! lol lol

                1. tantrum profile image62
                  tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Just to think about going to Eternity with Christian Fanatics
                  can make anybody sick! lol lol

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                    StormRyderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    lol True Tantrum!! lol

            2. aguasilver profile image88
              aguasilverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Now you know what hell will be like.... smile

              You will be sharing it with all those wonderful TV preachers for EVER!

              Yippee!!!

              1. tantrum profile image62
                tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                lol lol
                Thanks God, I'm not going anywhere ! lol lol

                1. aguasilver profile image88
                  aguasilverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh you will be going somewhere, unless you expect to live for ever?

                  John smile

                  1. tantrum profile image62
                    tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I will live forever after I die. Death is Life. Life is Death
                    I'll go not to Heaven, not to Hell.

                    I don't believe. Remember ?

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      Brenda Durhamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, mine's there, thank God!
      And thank you for caring enough to ask!
      smile

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol roll  lol lollol

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      SirDentposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I think it is obvious that most don't care at this time. The book of life? Or the opposite book of death?

      May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you.

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        Deborah Sextonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        A made up book? There is no mention of a book of death.
        Are you a false prophet?

    5. getitrite profile image81
      getitriteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You and I will never see a book of life, Jesus, or heaven, because none of it is real, and, besides, we will be DEAD, and the dead seem to, evidently, remain unconscious.

      ...or do you have some new evidence to override the mountain of evidence against your claims?  Let's hear it!

  2. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
    Down came the rain, and washed the spider out
    Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain
    So the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again. big_smile

  3. Chloe Comfort profile image60
    Chloe Comfortposted 6 years ago

    Star Light Star Bright
    First Star I See Tonight
    I Wish I May, I Wish I Might
    Have The Wish I Wish Tonight

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago

    Yay! Nursery rhymes!

    Row, row, row your boat
    Gently down the stream
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
    Life is but a dream!

  5. TheGlassSpider profile image80
    TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago

    Yeah, but they spelled it wrong, and now there's all this big to-do about getting it fixed - a birth certificate,  a passport, a recent address, credit check...the whole works. I mean, I waited in line all day, just to have St. Pete send me to a completely different department and it started all over again. sad

  6. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    It can take a while with 3,000 odd departments!

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL...thank you Earnest...I was beginning to think no one else would think that was remotely funny.

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        We shouldn't get too excited here, I am an Australian and our humour can get a bit questionable! lol

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I think I probably should have been born in the UK or Australia...I think my sense of humor would have fit in better big_smile

          When I make a joke here where I live people have a tendency to look at me with their mouths open.

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            Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You have that problem too, GS? Very few people think I'm even remotely funny. The ones who DO think I'm funny have the same kind of sense of humor I do.

            1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
              TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I do. And the people who DON'T think I'm funny either find me offensive or ask me to speak English.

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                Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                lol Maybe you're just too smart for them? Darn your slightly above average vocabulary, right?!?

                (P.s. That wasn't an insult. I was merely saying I have absolutely no problem understanding you and some people are obviously below average when it comes to their vocabulary skills.)

                1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
                  TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  LOL...I got it, and actually got a chuckle! I'm glad SOMEONE gets me!

  7. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Fairy fairy in the sky
    Why did you crap right in my eye!
    "That wasn't god, that was a bird
    .....God is a larger hidden turd!"
    Anon.

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      *Sings* Hambone hambone have you heard?

      Someone got hit with a flyin' turd....


      My Dad used to actually sing that to me when I was a kid....LOL

  8. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    I'm Australian, English is my second language! lol

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol Apparently it's mine as well, but I'm not sure what the first one is!

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        Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Nah, you've got it backwards, GS.

        Your FIRST language is English. Your SECOND language is American.

        Trust me, American should be an official language with all the slang and poor grammar I encounter lol

  9. TheGlassSpider profile image80
    TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago

    I gotta run guys! We've totally hi-jacked this thread. LOL. Ya'll have a great night!

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Good night, GS, was nice chatting with you smile

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
        TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You too, Pani! Thanks for the help with the screenshot. Hope to catch you later (and you're right about American...except I think it would only encourage worse degradation of the language).

  10. Faybe Bay profile image82
    Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago

    I see an all out Hijacking has taken place! I missed it.

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      We can always continue, hijacking is fun big_smile

      Good morning, Faybe!!! How are you?

      1. Faybe Bay profile image82
        Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ah I should be sleeping but I am too tired to sleep, lol

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          big_smile I can't sleep either, took too long of a nap this afternoon.

          1. Faybe Bay profile image82
            Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I was supposed to nap, and then I started trying this surveys for money thing... It got way out of hand. The phone rings, my son is failing science...
            I was helping him and filling out surveys... at the same time.
            It's no wonder I can't sleep. So I wrote three hubs. big_smile

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              Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              lol At least you're channeling your energies (lack of energies?) into something positive. I'm just sitting here, browsing the internet and hoping my gaming site finishes its upgrade soon big_smile

              1. Faybe Bay profile image82
                Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                OOOh Upgrades! I like upgrades. I was playing Wizard 101, but I had to stop paying due to the layoff. I miss that.

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                  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I love upgrades too, just wish they wouldn't do updates on nights when I desperately need something to do! lol

                  I play Smallworlds. I even bought a year of VIP, only time I have EVER spent real money on a game! And I still think it was worth it! big_smile

  11. aka-dj profile image80
    aka-djposted 6 years ago

    This thread was hyjacked. mad

    The hyjackers admitted to their crime.
    They are now, hereby forgiven for their wrongdoing
    and I am herewith officially putting it back on track. cool

    So, is your name in the Book of Life? big_smile

    1. Rafini profile image85
      Rafiniposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      what does it matter to you?  besides, nobody knows until the day comes.  those who think they are in the Book of Life will go to Hell,  so, it doesn't matter to me.  I will find out one way or the other.

  12. IntimatEvolution profile image83
    IntimatEvolutionposted 6 years ago

    Let me guess Deborah, you have some magical proof that their is 'made up book' called the "book of life?"

    Sure you do.  While It would seem to appear that you missed the point of Sir Dent's thread.tongue

    Are you the false prophet?

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      Deborah Sextonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Amazing how you can't comprehend what someone is saying...

      Who said there is no book of life?
      http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/39101?page=3#post913589

      Let me speak S-L-O-W-L-Y...There is no BOOK OF D-E-A-T-H

      Now leave me alone..nothing you say interests me.

  13. IntimatEvolution profile image83
    IntimatEvolutionposted 6 years ago

    Doesn't the Buddhist belief system have a book about death, come to think of it?

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    Twenty One Daysposted 6 years ago

    arugula, it is a vegetable!

  15. marinealways24 profile image58
    marinealways24posted 6 years ago

    The book of life only exist to make believers feel more important than non believers and to attempt to have them act as higher conscious animals. But, religion likes the lower consciousness, there are less questions to challenge the belief.

 
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