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Proof to all atheists on Hubpages that God exists

  1. Don Simkovich profile image60
    Don Simkovichposted 6 years ago

    I have never taken part in the religious or political forums here on Hubpages. But I feel a strong conviction today. I'm offering this unassailable proof to all atheists (and agnostics, too, don't want to leave you out) that God exists.

    I was praying the other day and said, "Lord, thank you for letting me make a 36 cent commission on Amazon the other month. Please help me make another sale before my time on Earth is over."

    And the Lord said very clearly to me, "No."

    1. suny51 profile image61
      suny51posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Don you shall get what you asked for,don't be amused or Amazed,try him some other way,like if he doesn't hear you the right way ,send your request through me@18c.

  2. SteveoMc profile image92
    SteveoMcposted 6 years ago

    HAHA!  And then I prayed for patience, and now.........

  3. Shadesbreath profile image89
    Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

    Well, there you have it.  I'm convinced.

  4. alternate poet profile image77
    alternate poetposted 6 years ago

    Probably solves all the islam/christian issues AND abortion !  well done !

  5. Mark Knowles profile image61
    Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago

    I signed up with the other team and am hoping to crack $2,000 next month. LOL

    1. Don Simkovich profile image60
      Don Simkovichposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, dear! Is that what I have to do, too?! LOL!

  6. Cagsil profile image59
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    I am curious of only one thing............How do you know you dialed the right number? Or Did you not use the phone? lol lol lol

    And, should you have an answer for those...then these do come to mind...........How can you be sure the "no" you received was from "god" or "lord"?  Have you ever heard his voice before? hmm

    Just a thought.

    1. suny51 profile image61
      suny51posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      telepathy dear casgil -take a deep breath,concentrate......you are connected,simple as that.

      1. Cagsil profile image59
        Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Connected to a delusion? And, you see it as a good thing. roll





        You're too funny. lol lol lol

  7. wyanjen profile image89
    wyanjenposted 6 years ago

    At least He was clear with you.

    When I asked Him, He kinda hemmed and hawed about it. He wouldn't even look me straight in the eye. He was shuffling his feet and wringing His hands.

    Finally he stammered "f&#$ off", and turned and ran out the door.

    It's surprising, but This Guy has some serious confrontation issues.

    1. Don Simkovich profile image60
      Don Simkovichposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yep, He is clear with me :-)

      1. wyanjen profile image89
        wyanjenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hee hee hee

        wink

    2. watchya profile image62
      watchyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

  8. lovelypaper profile image69
    lovelypaperposted 6 years ago

    God speaks to your heart if you will just listen. He is everywhere.

    1. alternate poet profile image77
      alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      If he is everywhere then he is called the universe not god I would have thought - and that sound of love, is it a kinda beating sound?

    2. suny51 profile image61
      suny51posted 6 years ago in reply to this

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      1. watchya profile image62
        watchyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Where is everywhere ?
        I don't see him anywhere LOL

    3. profile image59
      (Q)posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I wonder if your god is in the child, the vulture or both?

      Nonetheless, the only one who got their prayers answered here was the vulture.

      The child got a resounding "NO!" Not even a fig.

      Prayer is miraculous, indeed!

      http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/odds_and_oddities/assets/wanting_a_meal.jpg

      1. Jerami profile image77
        Jeramiposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Is death ever pretty??  .
           For the person that it happens to, does it really matter if music is playing in the back ground and you are lying between clean sheets  ????

          Ever since the beginning there has been almost as many deaths as there were births. Seems as though it was part of the natural balance of all things.

          That is unless we reference the biblical acount before the flood.

        1. profile image59
          (Q)posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yes, it is amazing just how much believers assume their hypocrisy is beyond reproach and justification, all part of the natural balance of things, you know. Amen to that.

          1. Jerami profile image77
            Jeramiposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I do not see  hypocrisy in the above statement. 
               Do you?
               If you do; it might be a film over your eyes causing you to see it wherever you look.
               You might want to have that looked at.

            1. profile image59
              (Q)posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Of course, you don't. You would wake up if you did. smile

  9. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Some of my prayers have been answered in miraculous ways! And I don't give a fig if you believe me or not. I like Crocodile Dundee's take on this: "Me and God, we be mates!"

    1. watchya profile image62
      watchyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I love figs.

    2. Timothy Donnelly profile image60
      Timothy Donnellyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Cool, I've never heard that one!
      I am a firm believer that God answers prayers in a multitude of ways. Someday, those with a sincere desire to believe will learn this also. It is also worth mentioning that Heavenly Father Most High loves those that love Him (at the very least) and has promised through His Son that the veritable door will be opened to those who seek Him (reverently, I might add).

    3. Don Simkovich profile image60
      Don Simkovichposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Habbe, thanks for chiming in!

  10. watchya profile image62
    watchyaposted 6 years ago

    @ Timothy Donelly

    Tell me where that veritable door is. I want to be sure I won't be passing through ! LOL

  11. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    I had a similar experience.  I prayed that I would understand "the" bible as the utter nonsense that it is, and my prayer was answered.  Ironically, I don't know whom to praise for the miracle.

    1. Timothy Donnelly profile image60
      Timothy Donnellyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You forgot to say, Do'h!

 
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