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Would you marry Jesus?

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    sandra rinckposted 6 years ago

    Just curious.  I would!

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      (Q)posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The real question is, would Jesus marry you?

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Umm, why is this more real than other way around?

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          (Q)posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          It's like the rock star persona, millions of women want to marry one, but the rock star would have nothing to do with the vast majority of "Groupies"

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Groupie? Sandra? You are killing me lol

            You are here for two years and have no idea who Sandra is? Can't really help it, may be you need to go and read her hubs to understand where she is coming from smile

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              (Q)posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I've read a couple of her hubs on her religious beliefs, it would appear that she does in fact believe in Jesus. What am I missing here, Misha?

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                Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Read more smile

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                  kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  misha help us !!!!!!!

                  hmm:

                  1. Misha profile image76
                    Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    With pleasure, Kim. How can I help you? smile

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    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    I wouldn't tongue

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Lol I would hope not Mish. smile

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I am as straight as a ruler Deb LOL

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          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You are all man......
          No doubt bout that!!!!! smile smile


          http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj289/jonesn2010/RAWRR.jpg

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Which one is me Deb? lol

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              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              You are the big verile one on the left LMAO.

              1. Misha profile image76
                Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Just wanted to make sure LOL

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      sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What if it turns out to be a really hot chick? lol

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I can definitely sleep with her, but marry? I have my wife already, and frankly I doubt I could afford two smile

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          hey..it's Jesus..money wouldn't be a concern...would just work a miracle or two just for you!

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Well, even if we get the money part sorted out, there are other issues with a godly wife. She knows where you are and what you are doing. And when she does not like what she sees, she can throw some lightning bolts at you lol

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              sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              That's a lot nicer than what mortal woman can do. lol

              1. Misha profile image76
                Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I guess she can do that, too - in addition to lightning bolts wink

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                  sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Prolly some other stuff too if you catch my drift.  big_smile

                  1. Misha profile image76
                    Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I do, and it is definitely something to ponder awhile...

                    Yet I am afraid we get our hubs unpublished and adsense disabled if we continue in this direction lol wink

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          sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I am sure Jesusica would flip the bill.  Lol

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    Len Cannonposted 6 years ago

    It would certainly be ironic.

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    paarsurreyposted 6 years ago

    Would you marry Jesus?

    In his first coming; Jesus already got married. Jesus' Second Coming is only symbolic and has already taken place in the form of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad 1835-1908. So you stand no chance.

    Thanks

    I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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      sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That's what they all say! lol

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        paarsurreyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hi friend sandra rinck

        There are people who say they are from his off-spring; really.

        Thanks

        I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Marry a 2000 year old dead guy? Seems a bit odd. smile

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      sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Never have to worry about him talking back. lol

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        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        This is true. Maybe I should marry a dead woman for the same reason! lol

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LOL...you have a point there!

          http://www.bluemantshirts.com/images/bfs_slogans/finished/love_mummy.png

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    eternaltreasuresposted 6 years ago

    there is a Marriage in the Bible concerning Jesus:

    Let us rejoice and exult and give him the glory, for the marriage of the Lamb has come, and his Bride has made herself ready;  (Rev 19:7)

    And the angel said to me, "Write this: Blessed are those who are invited to the marriage supper of the Lamb." And he said to me, "These are the true words of God."  (Rev 19:9)

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    paarsurreyposted 6 years ago

    Jesus already got married and had childrean; and the Christians don't believe having many wifes except the Mormons.

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      pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      jesus married?..when man?..

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        paarsurreyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        When Jesus migrated towards India; he got married there and his off-springs is known as Issa;Zai a tribe there. There are also people in Kashmir who claim to be his off-spring.

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          pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          now it is what only ur sect believes my friend..why r u critizing Christians from not believing in that ..even sunnis , shias don't believe in what u said...

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            paarsurreyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I don't believe in sects; I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim; I express my own faith with reasonable ,rational and brillinat arguments.

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              pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              then what is ahmadi?..isn't it a sect?..why dont u call urself only as muslim or more better as human being?..i am paar..thats it..why do u say i am ahmadi muslim and not i am muslim or simply i am paar , if you dont believe in sect?

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    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    Not being ordained or a member of the legal establishment or a ships captain I would not be able to marry Jesus... Who is he anyway and who is he marrying?? Can't he just go the registry office like everyone else?

 
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