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Home skoolin' is dangerous in the wrong hands

  1. Stump Parrish profile image59
    Stump Parrishposted 5 years ago

    This is one of the reasons I dislike home schooling so much. There is no restrictions on what you can teach your children. This type of mentality is ruining America.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/jan … ation.html

    How Comes The Obama Gets To Be A Presidents?

    Dear Pastor,

    The other day after family prayerings in our living room, Pa turned on the TV as usual and we started in on watching the Mr. Hannity's Show.  Mr. Hannity was talking about our Lord Jesus as usuals and then brought him up a picture of the gang city rapper he called, "Obama."

    "That THING is going to be the Presidents of these here United States Screamed Pa. So Pastor, How comes the Obama Gets to be a Presidents?

    Johnny Eastfall
    Age 27
    Landover Baptist Rural Institute for the Continuing Education of Home Schoolers

    Dear Johnny,

    Johnny, the word, "Obama" in ancient Baptist Hebrewish is pronounced, "Aboma." Your Pa knows that. Jesus warned us about "the Obama-nation" or as Republicans and Christians like us have come to call it, "the Abomination" in Matthew 24:15-16:

    "When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation (The Obama), spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place (The White House) - Then let them which be in Judaea (Washington, DC) flee into the mountains (Freehold, Iowa)."

    So my boy, you needn't worry about why sinners flippantly cast their votes and souls into the Lake of Fire. Some of those folks just did it cause they felt sorry for Negroes. The good Lord cast folks' lot in life for a reason, and your Pa is angered because he thinks them coloreds is getting uppity. God's fiendish final solution for baby-killers, homo-lovers, liberals, and everyone who doesn't belong to this church was put in play long before any of us drew our first breath. A-men? 

    Johnny, the Obama will begin making decisions soon about the economy, war, foreign affairs and more. These so-called, "conscious decisions" which will act as little ticking time-bombs put in place to slowly erode America's place in the world and ruin every aspect of American life as we know it today.  But you are too young to understand the adult Republican mind, boy.  Just keep reading the Bible, and you'll understand it all when you're old and smart enough.   

    In Jesus' Name,

    Pastor Deacon Fred

    Is this really what a child should be learning from people they are supposed to respect and believe?

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      just_curiousposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Ok, I like to try to find the middle ground and I try to laugh at myself to a greater extent than others, but that site is way harsh on religion, if that page is any indication of what mentality they think people of belief are.

      In fairness, I'm going to try and find the humor, Because I've noticed you're a funny guy; but I hope not many people of faith wander in here because they may post rather testy in response.

      1. Stump Parrish profile image59
        Stump Parrishposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Just, that's part of the enjoyment. Watching people react without realizing it is satire. Yes it is harsh on christians but you will notice that it manages to be just as harsh to them as the Westboro Baptist Church is to Homosexuals.

        Thanks for the compliment by the way, And please know this, I am willing to attack myself just as viciously as this site, and the WBC attack their chosen rivals, if it will get a laugh from someone. If they are laughing at me, they're not thinking about denying someone, somewhere, their rights for a few seconds. Who knows, it might just stick permenantly one day.

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          just_curiousposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I agree. You are probably right on the long run. I get too caught up in the short run some times.

    2. lady_love158 profile image59
      lady_love158posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Sadly, liberals actually believe home schooling should be against the law... libs need institutional schooling to brain wash future voters into voting their freedom away.

      1. Stump Parrish profile image59
        Stump Parrishposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I didn't really expect you to have a sense of humor, lol. The problem with home schooling in my opinion is the quality of the programs available to parents. If you aren't interested in a purely religious based education for your kids, there's not very mush available. If you can do with out an accurate, fact based telling of our countries history and really don't need a whole lot of scientific non-sense cluttering up your beliefs, Well then step right up and the Wallbuilders organization will erect a wall between your child and reality in two shakes of a lamb's tail. Where do you get such nonsense about liberals being the one's voting their rights away, I was under the impression that it was the Conservative Evangelical Dubya that introduced the level of freedoms we were to lose with the Patriot Act. One of the freedoms we do seek to curtail is the perceived freedom corporations enjoy that allows them to kill their customers in the name of increased profits. Keep on deregulating corporations and they'll keep on killing Americans for profit as they freely do now.You personally are concerned with the healthcare industry's right to bankrupt any American family it chooses to in order to protect your job, correct. We have the most expensive health care in the world and we get some of the crappiest treatment and care in the world. The only thing you people know is pushing more and more pills onto younger and younger children. How soon will you be able to sell anti-depressants to infants or do you already have a supply of samples to pass out. I know it's your right to get children addicted to pills as young as you can, is it? From the scatter brained commenst you leave I cant help but wonder if kids aren't the only ones addicted to your pills.

        1. lady_love158 profile image59
          lady_love158posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Oh I thought you original post was quite funny! However your reply to me was even more hilarious!! LOL
          You libs sure have crazy ideas! Obama voted for the Patriot Act as senator and extended it as President... he defies federal court orders and does whatever he wants without regard for public opinion.

  2. Mighty Mom profile image92
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    Holey Moley, Stump! Where did you find that website?
    It's an absolute hoot!
    Did you take any of the fun quizzes?
    Did you read any of the sermons? I read one about "Do Demons Live In Your Colon?"
    This is some funny satirical writing!

    1. Stump Parrish profile image59
      Stump Parrishposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I love The Landover site, I have been able to get people mad at this church, lol. Read some of the actual emails they get from people. It's updated monthly and you would believe the number of christians who don't know it's satire. Check out Betty Bower's video collection. Their monthy email is a great reminder to check back with them. Pastor Deacon Fred Rocks.

  3. skyfire profile image74
    skyfireposted 5 years ago

    LOL@ letter big_smile

    1. Stump Parrish profile image59
      Stump Parrishposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Pastor Deacon Fred is A man on a mission from god, no doubt. :-)