Church Etiquette

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   Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

   What things should be, and shouldn't be, done in a church setting?
   
   I will start off with this one:
   
   You shouldn't swear in church.

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      CASE1WORKERposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      well, not unless its a bad day!

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      DoubleScorpionposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      By "swear", I am assuming that you mean "curse" words? Because I hear people all the time swearing to something or other in church. But, I'll leave this subject alone..Most people will not like my thoughts on "swearing and curse words".

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      paarsurreyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Did Jesus ever swear? If he did then his teachings should be followed in the Church; he is the role model being Son of Adam, a prefect man like Jesus.
      Jesus never went to a Church.

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         paarsurreyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

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   Beelzedadposted 13 years ago

   Don't wear red.

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   dingdondingdonposted 13 years ago

   You shouldn't murder someone in church. Or anywhere else, but it's especially frowned upon in the middle of a sermon.

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      Alexander Peaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Lol, especially frowned upon. I like that.

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Unless the victim is a doctor that performs abortions. I understand Jesus is fine with that.

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   I guess throwing a dozen wild possums in to the congregation would be seen as poor form then?

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   dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

   Poor Form, or in some back South Places, "Dinner on the Ground!"

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      Lotsa snake charmin, linked armin, tongue talkin possum munchin in them congregations.

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         dutchman1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Like I said Talking in Tongue may the perfect answer to the Aged Question:
         
         "Does my Bum look big in This?"     lololol
         
         just start shaking and break out in Tongues!

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            earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            That has to be the best way to handle the question!

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   dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

   some rules...."No farting in the Pew's!"
   No asking for seconds at communion!
   Don't make change in the Tithe plate!

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   Dave Mathewsposted 13 years ago

   Don't bring your pet skunk to church with you, and stay away from the bread and wine, it's not breakfast or a snack. One more thing if there is a poor box with money in it, don't help yourself cuz it isn't meant for you.

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