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Church Etiquette

  1. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 5 years ago

    What things should be, and shouldn't be, done in a church setting?

    I will start off with this one:

    You shouldn't swear in church.

    1. CASE1WORKER profile image84
      CASE1WORKERposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      well, not unless its a bad day!

    2. DoubleScorpion profile image85
      DoubleScorpionposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      By "swear", I am assuming that you mean "curse" words? Because I hear people all the time swearing to something or other in church. But, I'll leave this subject alone..Most people will not like my thoughts on "swearing and curse words".

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      paarsurreyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Did Jesus ever swear? If he did then his teachings should be followed in the Church; he is the role model being Son of Adam, a prefect man like Jesus.
      Jesus never went to a Church.

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        paarsurreyposted 5 years ago in reply to this
  2. Beelzedad profile image60
    Beelzedadposted 5 years ago

    Don't wear red. smile

  3. dingdondingdon profile image59
    dingdondingdonposted 5 years ago

    You shouldn't murder someone in church. Or anywhere else, but it's especially frowned upon in the middle of a sermon.

    1. Alexander Pease profile image60
      Alexander Peaseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Lol, especially frowned upon. I like that.

    2. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Unless the victim is a doctor that performs abortions. I understand Jesus is fine with that. wink

  4. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    I guess throwing a dozen wild possums in to the congregation would be seen as poor form then? smile

  5. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 5 years ago

    Poor Form, or in some back South Places, "Dinner on the Ground!"

    1. earnestshub profile image86
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol
      Lotsa snake charmin, linked armin, tongue talkin possum munchin in them congregations. smile

      1. dutchman1951 profile image60
        dutchman1951posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Like I said Talking in Tongue may the perfect answer to the Aged Question:

        "Does my Bum look big in This?"     lololol

        just start shaking and break out in Tongues!

        1. earnestshub profile image86
          earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol That has to be the best way to handle the question! smile

  6. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 5 years ago

    some rules...."No farting in the Pew's!"
    No asking for seconds at communion!
    Don't make change in the Tithe plate!

  7. Dave Mathews profile image61
    Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago

    Don't bring your pet skunk to church with you, and stay away from the bread and wine, it's not breakfast or a snack. One more thing if there is a poor box with money in it, don't help yourself cuz it isn't meant for you.

 
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