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What would it take for you to believe in Him?

  1. superwags profile image80
    superwagsposted 6 years ago

    The evidence is all around us for a higher creator and I - and thousands of other Pastafarians like me - see no reason to doubt that it is the Flying Spaghetti Monster what done it.

    Isn't it time we threw out our false gods and prophets, put on a pirate costume and committed ourselves to Him, so that we spend our afterlife with beer and strippers?

    RAmen brothers.


    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4908076_f248.jpg

    (artist's impression of Him)

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I don't need to believe - I have proof. big_smile

      RAmen brother.

      1. NateSean profile image78
        NateSeanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ramen is the Mana to which the Book of Exodus refers.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yeah - they stole it.

        2. wizbitz profile image60
          wizbitzposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I taught Ramen is a type of noodle

          1. Mark Knowles profile image60
            Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            But where did the name come from? Exactly. Proof!

            RAmen

            1. superwags profile image80
              superwagsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              A devine coincidence if ever I've seen one! His noodly appendages have touched all.

              1. earnestshub profile image88
                earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Noodle-iness is next to gobble-iness!

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    just_curiousposted 6 years ago

    I don't know. I'm not overly fond of the idea of strippers, but the pirate thing, maybe. Do I get an eye patch and parrot for joining? smile

    1. superwags profile image80
      superwagsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, but you must set your facebook profile laguage to "pirate" if you are truly to be a chosen one and get the beer volcano i heaven. Touched by his oodly appendage...

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        just_curiousposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Will do, but I'll need proof of this monster's power before I go to the trouble. Maybe a dubloon or something in my left desk drawer, under the maps. That would do it.

        Oh, but tell your god to keep his appendages to himself. I don't want to be touched by anything, thanks. smile

        1. superwags profile image80
          superwagsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I have proof - here is the fall of old fashioned pirates plotted against global warming. We in science would call this strong positive correlation...


          http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4908170_f248.jpg

          Evidence?! I think so!

  3. dingdondingdon profile image60
    dingdondingdonposted 6 years ago

    That painting was obviously sketched from life. I can tell from some of the splotches and having seen quite a few life drawings in my time.

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I saw a poorly done copy on a ceiling in Rome once. big_smile

 
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