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Proof that Satin is worshiped by world leaders

  1. Eric Newland profile image61
    Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6496468_f248.jpg

    Which looks like...

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6496476_f248.jpg

    Which reminds me of...

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/6496486_f248.jpg

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Wow! That's the best I've seen M.O. look, ever. The color is right for her, the balance of full skirt with bare shoulders (her best feature), the soft sheen of the satin, the stylishly tarnished retro bohemian bangles and chains, the slightly askew hair reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch from which this dress was copied. Very fetching. Oh, yes, and the $600. earrings she bought with Bush's tax cuts.

      1. twosheds1 profile image60
        twosheds1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I disagree. I like the style of dress on her, but I don't think the colour complements her well. I think black women look better in contrasting colours, especially red or blue jewel tones, rather than colours which aren't far off from the colour of their skin. I'm not saying she looks bad, not by any means, but I think a bolder colour would have suited her better.

    2. Mmargie1966 profile image91
      Mmargie1966posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks for the giggle!  At first I just thought you couldn't spell...lol

  2. Eric Newland profile image61
    Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago

    Come on, admit it, you at least cracked a smile.




    The Moody Blues did "Nights in White Satin," in case you're completely lost.

    1. aka-dj profile image78
      aka-djposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      smile

      Hope that helps! lol

    2. HarperDavis profile image73
      HarperDavisposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks for the explanation, lol.

      1. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I know explaining a joke ruins it, but when I have to Google who did the song just to get my reference accurate...

    3. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I always thought it was Knights in White Satin. Probably just a young girl dreaming of knights instead of well, you know.

    4. twosheds1 profile image60
      twosheds1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Except that Nights in White Satin wasn't on that album, and the lineup was totally different. The MB of "Go Now" and the MB of "Nights" were essentially two different bands.

      But I still got a laugh out of it.

      1. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I just pulled in a nice image from page 1 of GIS. I decided against the actual cover of the "Nights in White Satin" single for reasons I can't quite remember.

        1. twosheds1 profile image60
          twosheds1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          The more I think about it, my answer was kind of douchey. Sorry about that.

  3. Beth100 profile image84
    Beth100posted 5 years ago

    lol  who wouldn't worship it's smooth, silky, cool touch?!?  lol

    1. Eric Newland profile image61
      Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Don't give in! Don't let the satinists pull the wool over your eyes!

      ...wait

      1. Beth100 profile image84
        Beth100posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        OH, you tease me!!  With satiny silkiness and warmth and cuddle factor of wool!!  Which one....... which side shall I choose?!?  lol

        1. couturepopcafe profile image60
          couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          One is made from the hair of lamb and the other is the web of very well fed worms. Hope this helps you decide.

  4. TheMagician profile image94
    TheMagicianposted 5 years ago

    lol lol lol

    Wasn't expecting that!

  5. bethperry profile image89
    bethperryposted 5 years ago

    I'll be happy to join the order of the Knights of White Satin..or black or red. Of course, my family may object; they're all strict Silk Orthodox wink

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You thought it was Knights, too?

    2. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Silk Orthodox is actually a Satin sect. So are the Polyester Satinists (those frauds) and Cotton Satinists, the rural cousin of the original Silk Satinists.

      1. mischeviousme profile image61
        mischeviousmeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Don't forget dakronism and the rayonian sects...

      2. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Most of them believe that life begins in the loom.

        1. mischeviousme profile image61
          mischeviousmeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          lol And that God will cull the cotton gin and discard of all refuse...

          1. Eric Newland profile image61
            Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            You reap what you sew.

            1. mischeviousme profile image61
              mischeviousmeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              And the buttons there on, shall be clad in gold and precious stone.

              1. Eric Newland profile image61
                Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                And after he had taken the ink tags off, he gave them to his disciples and said, "Take this, all of you, and wear it."

                1. couturepopcafe profile image60
                  couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  "But whosoever shall wear the mark of the ink on his hands shall be labeled a thief and shall wear the mark of the beast.

  6. rebekahELLE profile image92
    rebekahELLEposted 5 years ago

    ha - much better than the other crazy thread. lol

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You said thread.

      1. rebekahELLE profile image92
        rebekahELLEposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile have you read it?? it's crazy!

  7. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago

    smile oh I like Satin.

  8. oceansnsunsets profile image90
    oceansnsunsetsposted 5 years ago

    LOL

  9. Eric Newland profile image61
    Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago

    Uh-oh, is this thread going to reinforce the notion that the Bible is just a fabrication?

    1. mischeviousme profile image61
      mischeviousmeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      How do you know it's not?

      http://youtu.be/4lGG1fgSkl4

      It's all a bunch of lies....

      1. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Hey, there isn't a pun in that post. mad

      2. couturepopcafe profile image60
        couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        It's just a big yarn woven by the Silk Satinists, those mulberry eating elitists.

    2. oceansnsunsets profile image90
      oceansnsunsetsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      oh my gosh, does it ever end?  LOL

  10. Kangaroo_Jase profile image82
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years ago

    Yep your right Eric, your doomed and America is sh*t outta luck, Satin, is gonna get 'em.

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Loomed, perfumed, doomed and tombed.

      1. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        That's why I cling to the old rugged cross stitch.

      2. Druid Dude profile image61
        Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        What about crushed velvet or Taffeta? Can I wear my pumps and sportsbra?

        1. couturepopcafe profile image60
          couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          No. The Silk Taffetas, front men and loyal to the Silk Satinists, crushed the Velvet Underground movement in the 60s disavowing the use of pumps in your sportsbra.

 
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