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The only way to Heaven is through Joseph Smith

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    passingthewordposted 5 years ago

    "No man or woman I this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith....every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are....[Joseph Smith] reigns there as supreme a being in his sphere, capacity, and calling, as God does in heaven. Many will exclaim -" From the Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, vol 7, p289-91

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      jomineposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      So He is the gate keeper? I thought it was some peter or Paul. May be if is one who issue heavenly visas. Do we have to take our passport too?

    2. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Sounds reasonable to me. Well - no more, or less reasonable than all the other Christ-cults.

      They all think they have the majik bullet. lol

    3. A Troubled Man profile image60
      A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Is Joe a zombie?

    4. Onusonus profile image86
      Onusonusposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Out of context, as usual.

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        passingthewordposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Brain washed, as usual.

    5. Dave Mathews profile image61
      Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Who is Joseph Smith and when did God relinquish His Godly power over who enters into Heaven.

      Who ever you are you are deluded totally deluded if you believe that God would relinquish His power and authority to any mere mortal living or dead.

      Further more who is this character, Brigham Young? He must be some false prophet for there is absolutely no mention of him in God's Holy Word the Bible.

      1. A Troubled Man profile image60
        A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        So, Jesus was not a man? He never lived and he never died?

        1. Mark Knowles profile image61
          Mark Knowlesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Kinda funny to see a religious nut job use the word "deluded," though. lol

          1. A Troubled Man profile image60
            A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Especially after having been hoisted by his own deluded petard. lol

          2. Dave Mathews profile image61
            Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Mark and A Troubled Man: Gang up on me if you will. I can expect nothing more from two deluded and professes "Unbelievers". You attacks on persons of "Faith" persons especially of "Christianity" is well known and well documented here at Hub.

            The day will come, when the Lord Our God, will see the two of you and all others like you and deal with you in His Godly way, and I hope I am there to observe, to offer a resounding "I told you so."

            1. Mark Knowles profile image61
              Mark Knowlesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Possibly the funniest post from a believer today.

              Gang up on you? Are you being persecuted for loving Jesus again?

            2. Randy Godwin profile image93
              Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Well, my god Moe will fix you when you finally kick the bucket, Dave.  You will be placed in a rea hell--you refer to it as heaven--with all of those of your ilk.  No, don't start protesting now, it's too late for you to escape being righteously moralized to for eternity by your peers!  tongue

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            3. Randy Godwin profile image93
              Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Godly way?  I suppose molesting 13 year old betrothed virgins is considered godly? lol

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            4. A Troubled Man profile image60
              A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              In other words, you and your God will gang up on us in your "Godly way"? lol

            5. BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile image83
              BLACKANDGOLDJACKposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Now, now, Dave Matthews.

              When these village atheists are swimming in the lake of fire I can see you throwing them a LifeSaver. One last meal.

              1. Randy Godwin profile image93
                Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Threaten them with hell and receive the Lord's blessing. 



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                1. BLACKANDGOLDJACK profile image83
                  BLACKANDGOLDJACKposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  Hell and the lake of fire are not the same thing.

                  Anyone who has actually read the Bible knows that.

                  The lake of fire is . . . hotter.

        2. Dave Mathews profile image61
          Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          As usual you like to twist the words to suit your own agenda I never said that Jesus was not a man. I never said that He never lived, nor did I say he never died. Get thee behind me SATAN! You seek to twist the truth to suit yourself, and try and confuse others well, not me SATAN, not me.

          1. A Troubled Man profile image60
            A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            lol

      2. Randy Godwin profile image93
        Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        He had over 50 wives himself.  Another horny Mormon prophet!  lol

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    6. Paul Wingert profile image79
      Paul Wingertposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Joseph Smith the prophet, or just another BS artist with a following of people too stupid to think for themselves. This is my thought on all prophets. They're ALL full of s**t! You'd think that if gog had something important to say, god would say it everyone at once.

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      klarawieckposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Joseph Smith won't let you in unless you show your face!

    8. pedrog profile image61
      pedrogposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Me and my 7 wives agree with this!

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        lol...only 7?  how many kids ya got?

  2. wilderness profile image95
    wildernessposted 5 years ago

    Yes, that's correct.  I gave Joe a special dispensation to let that fact be known.

  3. ananceleste profile image80
    anancelesteposted 5 years ago

    So after 16 months and 2 hubs bashing the LDS this is the next step ? Is there a formula here?

  4. pisean282311 profile image58
    pisean282311posted 5 years ago

    @ts yup u r right...jesus became arrogant because he was exclusive son of god...so jesus was demoted and now joseph smith had job on being only way to heaven...

  5. paradigmsearch profile image87
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I always wondered what Joe's last name was...

    http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/91534

  6. Randy Godwin profile image93
    Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago

    Smith was a well known con man long before he scammed amultitude of foolish folks into buying into his nonsense.  30+ wives he had.  Obviously a horny con man on top of it all!  lol

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  7. Alternative Prime profile image87
    Alternative Primeposted 5 years ago

    One more valid reason why Christians, Catholics, Protestants, Jews, et al of true faith and common sense, can never vote for a "Tax Evader" like Mutt Romney -

    "Joseph Smith" the self anointed "Receiver" of sacred scripture given unto him by a translucent being named "Moroni" - So the story goes -

    A delivery of nonsensical scripture performed somewhere in the middle of a forest sometime in the 1800's while he was apparently destitute and starving -

    Presumably, this is where the "Sacred Mormon Value" of a mandatory "Admission Fee" or "Surcharge" for membership was originally adopted - All members of this non-mainstream, unconventional, and many even deem as bizarre organization are required to pay at least 10% of income to the entity called Mormonism or "Church of Latter Day Saints" -

    So just think, we have a company dismantler for profit / job destroyer who is one heart beat away from the Presidency of the United States who will not only begin the systematic destruction of the working class and senior citizens classes if given the opportunity, but will confide in the words and teachings of an imaginary being named "Moroni" as his primary counsel in the process -

    What a comforting thought -

    1. Shanna11 profile image92
      Shanna11posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You are so way off base it's almost funny.

      1. Randy Godwin profile image93
        Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Never read the history of your own patron saint, huh?  There are plenty of published documents--including archived newspaper articles--to enlighten you as to the founders of your cult, Shanna.  What?  Oh, you never had this taught to you in the Mormon church?  I am flabbergasted!  Read 'em and weep if you have the courage!  tongue

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    2. Onusonus profile image86
      Onusonusposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      "no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States." Article VI, Paragraph III, US Constitution.

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        passingthewordposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Onuso... how is this taken out of context?

  8. donotfear profile image90
    donotfearposted 5 years ago

    GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!!!


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  9. janesix profile image60
    janesixposted 5 years ago

    I hope no one starts a thread on scientology. The mayhem that would ensue would be indescribable.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image87
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile

      Paradigmsearch wanders towards the new-thread button...

      1. janesix profile image60
        janesixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Do it!!

        This should be good...

        1. paradigmsearch profile image87
          paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          .
          I'm not feeling particularly rascally at the moment. If someone doesn't beat me to it, I'll do it when I do. big_smile

          1. Randy Godwin profile image93
            Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            You haven't got the guts!!!!tongue


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            1. janesix profile image60
              janesixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              I would do it but all i know about scientology is it has something to do with tom cruise and a creature called nanu or xenu or something...

            2. paradigmsearch profile image87
              paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              You do it. Here's the title. lol

              Scientology ~ The One True Religion

              1. janesix profile image60
                janesixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Lol... No way

                I like to limit myself to starting threads where i get attacked for my inferior intellect and insanity to one per day

                smile

              2. Randy Godwin profile image93
                Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                You're already committed, Para!  tongue  I double dog dare you!  yikes


                I'll hold your beer for you!

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  10. Mighty Mom profile image91
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    Well, if you say so.
    Just please tell me I won't have to marry the dude to get in.
    I'm not sure Heaven would be worth it to me.
    roll

  11. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago

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