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Philosophical: Sarcasm Masters

  1. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    You got wit?

    Then prove it.

    smile

    1. Jesus was a hippy profile image60
      Jesus was a hippyposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I would but your mum is calling me

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Well, I see you've brilliantly mastered the art of sarcasm hippy.

        Well done.

        smile

        1. Bible Studies profile image80
          Bible Studiesposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          lol

          That was sarcasm at its finest....

      2. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah, well I got off the phone with her just now and she and I are going to....!
        HA!
        tongue

    2. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Enjoying the Arctic weather here at the end of April.  Al Gore was spot on about the global warming thing.

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        No really. The snow doesn't indicate he's wrong at all.

    3. LewSethics profile image61
      LewSethicsposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I really enjoy reading these fascinating exchanges of original and relevant ideas.  It soothes me and renews my faith in the nobility of my fellow man.

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Bright bunch aren't we.

        smile

        1. LewSethics profile image61
          LewSethicsposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Ha, it could be worse, but it's nice to say hello without banging heads for a change. 
          It's amazing, though,how so many very intelligent people manage to say so many stupid things (including myself).  I guess it's the nature of the beast (the internet) because I don't think some of these exchanges would happen in real life.

  2. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: Because it had to have an excellent reason after careful consideration with all their breathtaking intelligence.

    ----------------------------

    Q: Who is less intelligent, the chicken that crossed the road or the person who wondered why the chicken did it?

    A: I'll refrain from stating the obvious.


    smile

    1. By His Way profile image61
      By His Wayposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      momma and chicken jokes...original

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        Nice.

        Lots of thought in that one.

        smile

        1. By His Way profile image61
          By His Wayposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          No, sadly there wasn't...as in the material isn't too complicated  lol

          1. vector7 profile image60
            vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

            Oh dear..

            White flag. But the chicken resents that statement.

            He is writing his congressman as we speak.

            Complicated is definitely four words, three dots, and an extra word.

            Must be code.

            wink

            1. couturepopcafe profile image61
              couturepopcafeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

              Chicken scratch.

    2. Disappearinghead profile image90
      Disappearingheadposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      The chicken was stapled to a frisbee.

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        klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        it's a cruel but funny image... poor frisbee!

        1. vector7 profile image60
          vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

          You're so corny Klara.. lol

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            klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            I'm as corny as Kansas in August, I'm as normal as blueberry pie,
            No more a smart little girl with no heart, I have found me a wonderful guy!!!
            tra-la-la-la-laaaa... big_smile

            1. lorlie6 profile image82
              lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              This thread sounds like it's getting kinda serious, but I'm gonna continue with cruel, nasty commentary, okay?

              YOU found a MAN???
              He must feel so sorry for you, but klara, never fear, SOMEONE will always take good care of you because of your beauty disability.  I'd even take care of you.  Now that's saying something.
              Do you eat corn much?  That's probably why I see those little yellow slimy things in between your teeth-I actually have X-Ray vision and can see thru your lips-in that avatar of yours.  Hmm.  Maybe you should have that photo photoshopped or something.  Maybe even you could post a picture of a tree.  You think?

              smiletongue tongue tongue
              Oh, and it's so nice to hear such an ugly, disfigured woman such as yourself sing...if it makes you feel better, go for it girl!!!
              I just LOVE you, klara-wanna come live with me?
              tongue

  3. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Btw, if you personally choose to participate in this thread and your feelings are hurt due to lack of understanding the nature of poking fun and sarcasm...

    I'll send you a box of chocolates and a violin personally...

    smile

    1. By His Way profile image61
      By His Wayposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Wow...don't hurt yourself there on the creativity. geez

      1. By His Way profile image61
        By His Wayposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        I can't help but get mean in stuff like this even if I'm "lmbo" so I better go. Good night :p

        1. vector7 profile image60
          vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Night.

          tongue

  4. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Would you re-elect obama?

    I sure would he is the best president ever!

    roll

    Then again, it could be worse.

    Wait.. No. It couldn't.

    smile

  5. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    I'm sure North Korea is telling the truth and they aren't testing missiles to launch at other countries.

    They would never, ever do that.

  6. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    They want to mine "water" from asteroids.

    We don't have enough here....

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    Emile Rposted 4 years ago

    Have you heard of the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

    He sat up all night pondering whether or not there really was a Dog.

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      Rad Manposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I'm an athisst dilesci insomiac and I'm way to tired to use spell ceacher and I'll pra before bed.

  8. Eric Newland profile image59
    Eric Newlandposted 4 years ago

    I'm so sarcastic even I don't know if I'm kidding half the time.

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      Rad Manposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Who is this "half the time" you are referring too?

      1. Druid Dude profile image60
        Druid Dudeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        There you are. Been waiting like a great white for you to show. Making things up? How dare you. What gives to the right to judge what I believe or what I know for fact? You accuse me of lying. You, my friend know zip. Would you like me to describe what occurs at the event horizon of a black hole? Or what happens at the precise center of the singularity? Fire away, baby. In my place, I am innocent until you PROVE I'm making anything up.

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          Rad Manposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          I don't think you know anything for fact in fact. And I have no idea what you are babbling about oh great one! I have the upmost respect for your intelligence and most importantly your sense of humour oh great glowing droid.

          1. Druid Dude profile image60
            Druid Dudeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            "Frankly, my dear...I don't give a damn!" Rhett Butler to Scaret O'Hara in "Gone With The Wind" Composition of matter, electrons, neutrons flowing. Gazing forever into a past that you reject, wisdom that you spit upon. It is you who is the danger. Bringing on your "New Dark Age". Soon though, it will clearly be seen where we are going, how we got to where we're at, and the fact, plain and simple, that it was immutably inevitable. As surely as, to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Did I invent energy, make it up? Einstein? If I did...then bow down to me. What I talk about is older than Moses, older than the Garden story. I talk about the same thing Jesus talked about...maybe I invented him, or Buddha, or Moses. Not comparing, mind you... I talk about the same things.

      2. Eric Newland profile image59
        Eric Newlandposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        I forgot. sad

        Either I'm kidding half the time unknowingly or I don't know, half the time, whether I'm kidding or not, or maybe I'm half kidding all the time and don't realize it.

        Damn my clause placement!

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          klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          does that explain your half-raised eyebrow? wink

  9. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Friendly enough atmosphere I've created here it looks.

    If only I ate popcorn. Caramel corn will do.

    Would anyone care to tell me their take on the overall concept of relativity so
    I may learn from their boundless wisdoms?

    smile

    1. Druid Dude profile image60
      Druid Dudeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Bring your lunch and a sleeping bag...we'll make a decade of it.smile

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        If they understand the concept, I'm sure they'll understand the implications.

        After all, they are all self-admitted geniuses.

        smile

        1. janesix profile image59
          janesixposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          I cant believe they even have to admit to it, as it is already obvious for everyone to see.

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        klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        You're safe! I heard the Blue Man Group is holding auditions.
        http://s3.hubimg.com/u/6522474_f248.jpg

        1. vector7 profile image60
          vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Ok.. Forget the sarcasm for a moment.

          That is the ugliest thing I've seen in a long time Klara..

          I can't believe I'm going to have to see that every time I come to my thread now.

          Super-speed scroll.. Like speed limit signs. Not even there.

          smile

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      Rad Manposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Sure, simple enough... Relative to Droid Dud I am smart, but I don't glow or pretend to understand what he is talking about. It's a relative thing, no my relatives.

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Thta spel cheker thing is helping alot I see.

        I need to git me one of them.

        Oh wait.. That's his name. My fault, that's not in the dictionary.

        smile

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          Rad Manposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          See how smart I am? sarcasm! I not as think you stupid I am.

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            klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            “Named must your fear be before banish it you can.” - Yoda


            P.S. - no seriously, I'm out... this time for real... big_smile

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    Can someone explain to me what "sarcasm" is?

    1. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      My definition of sarcasm:  An interesting word that's explained well if you Google search "sarcasm", and then read one of the dictionary offerings.

    2. jacharless profile image81
      jacharlessposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Certainly someone could...

    3. janikon profile image89
      janikonposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Well, sarcasm is a bitter, sharp or cutting expression usually conveyed through humour and irony - something which has yet to be conveyed in this amateur forum wink

      1. Jason Marovich profile image88
        Jason Marovichposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        That was bitter.

      2. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Well, here to make friends I see.

        I'm sure everyone loves you now.

        Watch out for the love coming at you.

        smile

        1. janikon profile image89
          janikonposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          I accept my love in the form of fruit baskets, cheques and cases of Arizona Green Tea, spread the word.

          1. vector7 profile image60
            vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

            http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif

            Will do.......

    4. lorlie6 profile image82
      lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      klara, if you don't know by now, then take a long hike up a steep, unsteady rock on the San Andreas! smile

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    Guys, my question was meant to be sarcastic! What's the matter with you people! yikes

    1. jacharless profile image81
      jacharlessposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      well it's kind of like any typical 'asm', except it only happens during a Linux output function.

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        klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Linux and Lucix? from Charliex Bronx?

    2. vector7 profile image60
      vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Of course it was dear.

      smile

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    Sorry guys, it's been a long day working with the little ones... I'm acting very silly for my old age... I take a bow and leave you grown ups to your business. big_smile

    1. vector7 profile image60
      vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, your white hair indicates your awe inspiring old age.

      lol..

    2. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I think we just got called children.

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        klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        I wasn't being sarcastic. Sorry... I was referring to me acting childish... big_smile

        1. vector7 profile image60
          vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Sarcasm Only..

          http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-forum/banned.gif

          I'll let this one slide.

          wink

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            klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            I thought you wanted me to stay sad

            1. vector7 profile image60
              vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              Aww.. Of course I do. No sarcasm.

              You caught my edit? lol

              smile

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                klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

                where is the smiley with the fangs?

                1. vector7 profile image60
                  vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                  http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-devil09.gif

                  1. Randy Godwin profile image93
                    Randy Godwinposted 4 years ago in reply to this

                    Live link emoticons are against HP's rules, Vector.  I don't like it worth a cr*p either, but there it is!  sad

                                                          http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6186572.jpg

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    Oh man! Victor got a hold of the smiley faces! Here we go!!!

    1. vector7 profile image60
      vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      lol...

      I've refrained long enough I think.

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    Where did the sarcastic people go?

    1. mischeviousme profile image61
      mischeviousmeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I would've posted earlier, but I didn't want to be seen in this thread.

      Is that sarcasm or am I being serious?

      One may never know...

      1. Jason Marovich profile image88
        Jason Marovichposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        That's really mysterious.  I like that.  A lot.

    2. Jesus was a hippy profile image60
      Jesus was a hippyposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I like your style wink

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        klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        does that mean you don't like my style? Are you being sarcastic now? roll

        1. Randy Godwin profile image93
          Randy Godwinposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Probably saw the booger!  cool


                                                   http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6186572.jpg

  15. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    "No, I don't do those silly girly things! I carry my frying pan around, remember? yikes"

    Translated:

    "Yes, I love you Victor."




    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-cool14.gif

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      klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Victor, you don't understand these things because you're a Russian vampire, but here in America when a woman greets with you with a frying pan in hand, you must RUN.

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Well last time you dropped the pan..

        You know, when I flashed my dashing pearly fangs.

        And you're Cuban, so america smerica. I've already read your mind, you know, like vampires do.

        smile

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          klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Yes, Cuban with a capital C, pleeeeeeease! And where in the world do you think Cuba is, Victor? It's not in Asia... it's in America, so I'm as American as it can possibly get. big_smile
          I haven't decided if you have mental powers yet, so don't get ahead of yourself for now. hmm

          1. vector7 profile image60
            vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

            There ya go.  And it's cute when you correct me. Tweece.

            Proof's in the pudding. Looks like I do...

            Change of tone? Sweety..

            smile

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              klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

              Yes, sweetie... lol I have to go to bed because there won't be enough coffee to wake me up at 6am! Good night, boys... and remember... BEHAVE!

              http://s1.hubimg.com/u/5570144_f248.jpg

              1. vector7 profile image60
                vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                Whatever you say babe.

                http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sFun_stickfigDance.gif

      2. Randy Godwin profile image93
        Randy Godwinposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        He told me he was from North Carolina!  lol  The vampires there don't have many front teeth, much less fangs!  yikes

                                                       http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6186572.jpg

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          klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          lol Randy, stop yourself from going any further. Last time we talked you were making fun of my boogers. You need to stop this or you're going to start losing your HP fan-base.

          1. Randy Godwin profile image93
            Randy Godwinposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            Lose my reason for living?  AAAARG!  yikes


                                                            http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6186572.jpg

  16. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Does anyone think global warming is for real?

    smile

    1. Jerami profile image78
      Jeramiposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Which one is quickest??   Global warming or Solar Flares?

  17. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Yeah, there's something else.

    I'm just terrified a solar flare is going to disrupt everything... roll

    It has happened so many times, who knows how bad it could be this time.

  18. Jerami profile image78
    Jeramiposted 4 years ago

    Philosophical: Sarcasm Masters


        That is all I was doing ....


        But now that you mention it.    We have had many realy bad noes in the past that have actually affected our weather.


        But this is the first time it is supposed to happen  and we have so many satalites around the earth that we depend upon for our bear necessities.

        and it takes so little .....; to bring us to our knees.

    1. vector7 profile image60
      vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Last sentence I agree with.

      And personally I hope it flares every satellite in orbit to shreds..

      Then all the missiles being tested won't have accurate guidance systems any longer.

      I just love being blown up.

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah, vector7, and I'll just bet you just love mutilating your hand in the garbage disposal as well!!

        1. vector7 profile image60
          vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Umm, lol, not following ya there killa.

          I don't have one of those anyhow.

          Why would I put my hand in there?  lolol

          Or nice sarcasm, I hope.

          smile

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          klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          I love Laurell's sense of humor. smile

          Victor, I see you've given up the old practice of using nighttime as your feeding time. If the satellites crash and HP goes down for 24 hours, what would you do?!

          1. Jason Marovich profile image88
            Jason Marovichposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            He'd try Squidoo and fall in love with their format and layout.

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              klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

              Shame on you for comparing HP with squids!

            2. vector7 profile image60
              vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              Been there, trashed that.

              smile

              1. Jason Marovich profile image88
                Jason Marovichposted 4 years ago in reply to this

                LOL.  I didn't really.  HP had me at "Hello, Hubber."

                1. vector7 profile image60
                  vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                  Had me at "Hellooo forums."

                  lol..

          2. vector7 profile image60
            vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

            You mean what would we do?

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              klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

              message in a bottle... no problem, it just might take a bit longer...

              1. vector7 profile image60
                vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                lol..

                I meant at the house. Sweetness...

                You know it's full moon..

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                  klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

                  your house or my house? wink J/K

                  1. vector7 profile image60
                    vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                    That's my girl.  Sarcastic "J/K" too.

                    Well done.

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    "Blows are sarcasms turned stupid" - George Elliot

    1. vector7 profile image60
      vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      You don't contribute at all do ya?

      lol..

  20. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    [this is so frekin fun]

    smile

  21. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Alright everyone. Going to slap a new spin on the thread.

    http://serve.mysmiley.net/sign/sign0096.gif


    Lets see if you've got the funny gene.

    Impress us.

  22. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Well, on a both light and serious note, one of our founding fathers was indeed more intelligent than all our current goverment combined.


    "Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!" (George Washington, note to his gardener at Mount Vernon, 1794)

    smile

  23. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    Fred thought 5 was his lucky number. He was born on the 5th of May, had 5 kids, and lived at 555 55th street. On his 55th Birthday, he went to the tracks and was surprised to find a horse named Numero Cinco running in the Fifth Race. So, five minutes before the race, he went to window number 5 and put $5,000.00 down on the line. Sure enough, the horse finished Fifth.

    smile

  24. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    What a bunch of squares..

    Oh well. Hit the weights.

    Change of scene is near necessary anyhow..

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      klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Victor... it's not okay to ask a question in the forum and then reply to yourself. I've told you this plenty of times. Drop the monologue! roll

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        I did. Don't you see the weights?

        You know you liked the fives anyhow. Btw, picking on me..

        Not cool Klara..

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          klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          http://s3.hubimg.com/u/6532398_f248.jpg

          Not picking on you... just trying to lift you up!

          1. vector7 profile image60
            vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

            Awww.. lol

            I'm a sucker for cuteness.

            1. vector7 profile image60
              vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              (I hate it when they use that crap..)

          2. Jesus was a hippy profile image60
            Jesus was a hippyposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            Don't listen to him. Picking on Vector is ALWAYS cool big_smile

            1. lorlie6 profile image82
              lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              JwaH, well, your avatar is the suckiest ever! 
              I am horrified at such an animal cross-mixing!
              In fact, I am going to call the Humane Society immediately!!!
              Maybe even the cops-so watch your a**!  They can break through walls, you know!
              You ought to be ashamed!
              !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              tongue

  25. lorlie6 profile image82
    lorlie6posted 4 years ago

    v7-Awesome thread, sir...almost wrote sire...haha, anyway, this is a blast!

    1. vector7 profile image60
      vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Nice place to not bicker for a change here and there.

      lol..

      And not much thinking required. My lazy forum retreat.

      wink

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Which is, Mr. "I won't be a v8, ever", vee7, actually bizarre and stupid! wink

        1. vector7 profile image60
          vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Aww, how sweet of you to call me intelligent with sarcasm.

          You're stupid too.. lol..

          smile

          1. lorlie6 profile image82
            lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

            Stupidity is in the eye of v7, my dahlink!

            1. vector7 profile image60
              vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              lol

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      klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Lorlie, and here I was thinking you were my friend! roll You're one dangerous gal!

      1. vector7 profile image60
        vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Klara, stop being competitive. You're number one. Little Cuban, with a capital C. Don't mind the thronging crowd.. [had to.. lol]

        Btw, a few of your classes called and asked me to request you release them early on monday.

      2. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Umm, hmm, klara, and I thought you were beautiful! 
        Silly me!

        tongue

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          klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol
          I've never been beautiful... I'm 5'2", don't have a good body and have a huge nose. But that's just the way God made me, so I guess I'm the way I was meant to be. big_smile

          1. lorlie6 profile image82
            lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

            Yeah, I guess you are dam*d ugly after all.
            Must've been hard growing up.
            I feel very, very sorry for your predicament.

            tongue

            1. vector7 profile image60
              vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              lol

              That's twice you've hit the gigglebox .. .. ..

              I wasn't expecting so much boring dialogue..

              1. lorlie6 profile image82
                lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                Well if you're bored, v7, I suggest you go suck a gas pipe.

                1. lorlie6 profile image82
                  lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                  tongue

                  1. vector7 profile image60
                    vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                    tongue

                2. vector7 profile image60
                  vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                  I believe you've sucked said gas pipe dry lorlie!!

                  lol lol lol

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                    lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                    Well, I could definitely pass on YOUR pipe.
                    tongue

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            Jesus was a hippyposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            Ha! Could've fooled me smile

            1. vector7 profile image60
              vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

              Aww. Klara.. Hippy says your beautiful.

              smile

              1. lorlie6 profile image82
                lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                Ain't that the sweetest thing?  Adoration of a horribly disfigured woman by a cross-breed. 
                Awwwww..............................!

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                  klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

                  Lorlie's claws are coming out! Watch out!!! big_smile

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                    lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                    So is klara's gooped up hair!
                    Watch it, everyONE!  tongue

                  2. lorlie6 profile image82
                    lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

                    So is klara's gooped up hair!
                    Watch it, everyONE!  tongue

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    Lorlie, it doesn't get any more boring that this! I took you for a fun person all along!

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      lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      At least I know the meaning of the word, poor, dear little klara...
      I repeat, I am so very sorry.

      *Balloons and flowers for the extraordinarily ugly*

  27. vector7 profile image60
    vector7posted 4 years ago

    The Secret Service has chaperones!

    lol

    Our gov't is PATHETIC!!!


    lol lol lol

    "Make sure your pistol's safety is switched to on kids."

    LOLOLOLOLOL

    I'm going to DIE!!

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    klarawieckposted 4 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4297592_f248.jpg

    Lorlie, I found you a boyfriend that puts Brad Pit to shame! You're a lucky lady!

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      vector7posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      That's it.. You guys enjoy the threads. I'm done.

      That's too ugly, and hubpages has got ridiculous.

      Have fun and be good all.

      smile

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        What?  Is that sarcasm or mere stupidity?
        Where the h*ll do you think you're going?  Huh?
        If you intend to leave us, you'd better watch your back, mister-you know what happens when you piss of TWO women, don't you????

        GRRR, hey, klara?  Agreed?  Meet me in the driveway behind his house and we'll......., okay?

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      lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      My my, klara, I am so touched. 
      I can't imagine that you would offer your OWN sweetheart to me.  Awww.  You are so generous.

      Much, much love and purple *kisses* to you.
      tongue

  29. lorlie6 profile image82
    lorlie6posted 4 years ago

    Did v7 really take off on us, klara?  He started this wonderful thread, so he better get his *ss  back, yes?
    It's not feasible for 2 people.
    smile

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      klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      VICTORRRRRRrrrrr---- Where's your dad, VictoRRRRrrrr-----

      (I guess that only works if you've watched the movie "Smoke Signals"

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        lorlie6posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        That's so cool, klara, writing with sound implied!  I started a thread a couple of weeks ago on that very topic!
        http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/95610#post2044312

        Though I've never seen "Smoke Signals", I could hear this guy's voice thru the caps, lower case, and the waves of caps into lower case tend to create sound, don't you think so?  I'll bet you do, indeed!

        I imagine you and I intimidated the poor dear boy, and he ran for his life!!!
        Oh well, perhaps someone else will pop in...
        Laurel

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          klarawieckposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwcJaUaVfR0
          Watch the clip. You just crack up. I love Sherman Alexis.

 
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