Not only that, but, what happens after you go through the virgins? Eternity is a very long time...too long to have to put up with 72 PMSing former virgins. Rad... you watch Star Trek? That transporter...our scientists are trying to make one. It works on the same principle as a black hole. Disassembling the atoms and reassembling them in a different location. This would be acheived by capturing and holding a black hole in stasis. Now, what if Muhammad, who had been digging at Mt. Moriah, which is the Temple Mount. What if that is where the Ark was at the time, and that it was actually a transporter...which would mean that he actually beamed out when it is said that he ascended to heaven from that rock. Now that, I made up.
lol.....if Mo-mad spade touched that ark his gonads would have been fried and he would have sent so far into the stone age, he would have been slicing his off his foreskin with a blade of grass, the ark stored electricity, don't know the purpose though.