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I just witnessed a miracle!

  1. mischeviousme profile image60
    mischeviousmeposted 4 years ago

    Oh wait... it was just a fart.

    1. Mmargie1966 profile image89
      Mmargie1966posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Dear Lord, you remind me of my son!  LOL ~ anytime he would get in trouble for being rude, he would pull some kind of funny comment like that and have me in stitches!

      UGH!  Kids are so hard to discipline when they crack you up!

      1. mischeviousme profile image60
        mischeviousmeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Sorry for putting cracks in you...

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      Rad Manposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      How rude, I prefer the Italian word SCHOREGE. You can extend the word and have more fun.

  2. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 4 years ago

    Gross! Are you merely seeking attention or just the desired opportunity to 'Turn the other cheek?'  Please wait... until I leave the thread! smile

  3. mary615 profile image93
    mary615posted 4 years ago

    Some people will do anything to get attention!

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      The say making babies is a miracle. even though we are 50% over populated.

      I have studied the Art of farting which everyone dose it. Many would NOT Admit it and many blame it on others , maybe some on Satan

      We had a lighting farts contest, it's a miracle how they perform blue over tones and yellow rollers. One guy took his pants off and down to his white under wear, and lit one UP,  that shot out TWO and half feet, he burnt his hair, but WOW, THAT WAS A MIRACLE

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Did I talk back, too much there?

        1. mischeviousme profile image60
          mischeviousmeposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Not at all and I was just trying to offend the stiffs in the crowd, life would stink if I were that anal.

          1. Castlepaloma profile image22
            Castlepalomaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            too many old farts, I assume

      2. Mmargie1966 profile image89
        Mmargie1966posted 4 years ago in reply to this

        LOL....Boys will be boys.  Just so you know, I consider myself a person of class, however, I laughed really hard at that one!

        There's nothing wrong with having some harmless fun (well, maybe no so harmless for your friend).

        I'm a lady, and wouldn't share a story or make a comment like that, but sure do enjoy the laughter!

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          First stage of the art of farting, pound for pound Women do it as much

          1. Pretending the dog did it
          2. Ignoring that you did it and not admitting it
          3 Blaming others they did it
          4 Giggling and joking about it
          5 Accepting it as a normal function,
          6, lighting one up, to avoid the stink

          Level 5 or 6 is being one with front and back

 
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