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Are you a TRUE Christian?

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    jomineposted 5 years ago

    These is directed at those Hubbers like Claire Evans and aguasilver who claim they are true Christians while others are satanic. You too can answer if you believe yours is the true Christian sect while others are not true.

    How do you identify a true Christian?

    The bible says: Mark 16:17 - 18; ""These signs will accompany those who have believed: in My name they will cast out demons, they will speak with new tongues; they will pick up serpents, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover."
    How many of you can do any of these?

    1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
      MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      As a parent I've done all of these things...

      1.  Casting out Demons in Christ's name:  I've led four Children through the terrible twos.  Jesus "insert name here" just stop screaming and tell me what you want.

      2.  Speak with new tongues:  Step on a lego at 2 in the morning... new languages are created instantly.

      3.  Pick up serpents:  3 boys in rural west virginia... there was bound to be a snake involved.  They are actually pretty cute and snuggly.

      4.  Drink deadly poison and it will not hurt them:  18 years of mother's day breakfasts prepared by children under 8 years old.  Still living... *Shudders* Toddler coffee= bad... even with dad's help.

      5.  Laying hands on the sick and they will recover:  Come on... this is too easy.

      I guess all mommies are doing Christ's work... smile

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        jomineposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        smile
        You are a true Christian then, but I don't think the other 'true' Christians agree.

        1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
          MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I really wasn't seeking their approval smile

      2. janesix profile image60
        janesixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        The only time i ever picked up a snake, it peed on me. What does that mean?

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          jomineposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Was it a taking snake?

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            janesixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Not that time, no.

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              jomineposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Then it might been an ordinary snake, not misled by Satan, which just forgot it diapers!

        2. MelissaBarrett profile image60
          MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I have no idea what it means... but I wouldn't pick up any more snakes if I were you.

  2. Paul Wingert profile image79
    Paul Wingertposted 5 years ago

    Me a true Christian? I drove past a church once.

    1. Castlepaloma profile image27
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I called to God -JC with face in the toilet where the other end should have been, once.

      I got rid of some demons or( bad spirits) from watching the another Hollywood Satan Movie

 
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