Sex and Numerology, Numbers 1-9 Personified--How Each Deals With a One Night Stand

Numbers symbolize qualities, as well as quantities. It’s optimum to have a balanced expression of any given root number 1 through 9, but the under-balanced and over-balanced forms are just as common, especially as it relates to human behavior.

Most everyone is familiar with the association of the day of birth, for example with specific personality traits. But our objective, empirical research since the 1980s has convinced us that the symbolism of any single numerology indicator is negligible and must be supported by the other hundreds of indicators in the comprehensive charts to actually represent life circumstances and events.

For example, whether or not a 7 day of birth or a 7 Life Path (the modern numerology term for the sum total of the full date of birth) corresponds to destructive energy (extreme over or under-balanced) such as alcoholism or paranoia, or balanced energy such as teaching or spiritual or scientific work, depends on the collective energy of the rest of the charts’ factors.

Even though we strongly recommend that you avoid relying on only one or a few indicators for any sort of analysis (unless you’re one of the few professional psychics who has that very rare, exceptional talent of being able to consistently and accurately use very basic touchstones, such as numbers, for insight), personifying each of the root numbers 1-9 helps you understand their related energies.

In this article we offer extreme examples of out-of-balance forms of each root number in order to demonstrate how they would conduct themselves in a one night stand situation. We recommend not reading any further if you don’t believe sex is spiritual and natural, or if you are offended by sexual references.

You can find out more about the energy of each root number 1-9 with our Numerology Decoder software.

1:
“Do what you want with me,” he says. “Being your sex slave makes me happy.” Later, further souring the mood, 1 says, “I’d expect it wasn’t good for you. I tend to be worthless.” His date quickly tires of his lack of self-esteem and substantial self-doubt and wonders how anyone can be so pathetic.

2:
“Do you feel it? Even though we just met, we’re already eternally connected--and I won’t let go, ever,” she says. Her lover feels ill-at- ease, as if there are invisible tentacles wrapped around his entire body. “Don’t worry, I’ve only had a couple lovers in my life,” 2 says, while crossing her fingers behind her back and secretly scheming how she’ll extract what she wants, even to the detriment of her new lover.

3:
3 wakes up next to his new lover and feels an overwhelming sense of guilt. They had the craziest sex all night long, but now he can hardly stand the shame thanks to his very religious upbringing, which conditioned him to believe that sex is only for procreation, and that it’s a religiously sanctioned act, bound by strict rules. He carefully gets out of bed while she sleeps, quickly dresses, dashes from the apartment, and cranks up the music on his i-pod to help him forget about last night.

4:
Pushing 4’s lover onto the bed, it’s as if 4 is in the midst of a wrestling match instead of sex. “Take it easy!” 4’s partner says. “You’re being too rough.” 4 boasts, “My friends don’t call me ‘the machine’ for nothing. You don’t like it rough, fine, how about we get really crude instead?” “I’m out of here,” 4’s date says, hurriedly dressing and making an escape.

5:
“Do you do this often?” 5’s new lover asks as they lay in bed. 5 just offers a charismatic smile, and shrug, silently thinking, “This lover is number 3000, so I better celebrate this momentous occasion.” 5 then reaches for the bottle of tequila.

6:
“The last time I did this, it turned into a 5 year relationship,” 6 breathlessly utters as she gazes into her new lover’s eyes. Not being one to love them and leave them, 6 says, “Hey, how about we make plans to get our families together next weekend--I think it’s wrong to not have a family get-together at least once a week, and besides, we’re going to be together forever.” 

7:
7 can’t stop analyzing last night and he marvels at the other-dimensional contact achieved while having sex. “Mind-blowing,” he says to himself. Although he realizes that not everyone can read their partner’s mind and know exactly what they’re thinking, can’t they meditate more often? And can’t they bring more intuition to the bedroom? He then decides to do a spiritual cleanse to clear out any toxic energy he picked up last night.

8:
“This could end up being very fruitful,” 8, the aspiring Hollywood actress, thinks to herself as they arrive back at the producer’s luxury home. “Sure, I like sex, but I love money, status, and power more,” she’s thinking as she quickly figures out exactly how to play this situation to her advantage.

9:
“Hey, the more, the merrier,” 9 says to his new lover. “I don’t mind if your roommate joins us!” 9’s lover is impressed with his humanitarian, live and let live spirit. Enthusiastic and passionate, 9 makes a great lover, but 9 will slip through your fingers if you try to possess it.

Copyright © Scott Petullo, Stephen Petullo

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msorensson 6 years ago

I enjoyed it Scott :-)


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msorensson 6 years ago

You are soo funny..lol..

I know of 2s...so true what you wrote..


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msorensson 6 years ago

Great to have sense of humor..it is one of the things we can not learn from books, Scott :-)

I am a 7. If I were to have an overnighter, lol...ha ha ha..that is probably what I would do..what you wrote, Scott.


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AlexK2009 6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

An amusing read. I've no idea which number I would be. Thanks


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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

An amazing hub. Thanks for the read


Wanita Willaims 3 years ago

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Seriously lots of beneficial facts..

Nicely put. Appreciate it.


Mr. 5 3 years ago

OMG! The 5 is so accurate!


Collin Borghese 3 years ago

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This really is nicely said. !.

Several thanks, I like this!


Swarupa 3 years ago

Wow wonderful about 6. How can you write so accurate hah??? I have never read any numerologist saying this perfect. Good work man.

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