ALABAMA FOOTBALL - JOKES and other STUFF!
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BUBBA The Richest Man in Town - JOKE
You may know how small towns are, everyone knows everyone and everyone knows everything about everyone. This is the story of Bubba, everyone knew Bubba, he was nice and all but just normal, nothing really special about him. Bubba left town for a while and when he got back he wasn't his normal self any longer. He was different and he was rich! The word around town was that Bubba had gone to Texas. Every one decided Bubba must have struck oil in Texas. One day Joe Bob asked him about it. Here is the story of how Bubba got rich!
Billy Bob -
Bubba the word is you went out there to Texas and got rich, is that true?
Yep said Bubba.
Golly you must have struck oil huh?
Nope said Bubba.
How’d you get rich then.
It was Cheerios.
Yep I bought as many Cheerios as I could afford.
I put three or four in a sandwich bag and I sold them for 10.00 each.
10.00 each? Come on now Bubba, you don’t expect me to believe that anyone would buy three of four Cheerios for 10.00.
Yep, you would if you thought they was donut seeds.
Laughter is Good Medicine.
Where did Bear Bryants first Houndstooth hat come from?
It was back in the day when Joe Namath played football for the University of Alabama.
In 1963 New York had a football team, named the Titans. The American Football League (AFL) Titans, were purchased by Sonny Weblin and his partners. After Sonny and his partners bought the Titans, they changed the name of the team to the Jets. It was Sonny Werblin who saw the potential of Joe Namath as a professional quarterback. Sonny met with the University of Alabama coach, Paul BEAR Bryant, and presented him with a small gift, in an attempt to earn Bryants favor and Joe Namaths commitment to play for the Jets. It was Sonny Weblin that gave the hat to Coach Bear Bryant.
The RED Elephants
Where did Alabama get that elephant mascot?
The story I was told by a friend, a friend who married into the Rosenberger's family. The Rosenberger's were and still are a wealthy Family in Birmingham Alabama. They own and operate
Rosenberger's Birmingham Trunk
They sell luggage, you know suitcases, bags, trunks etc.
The Rosenberger's family logo was a red elephant. One year the Alabama football team had won their division and were now going to the National Championship Game. It was a really big deal back then. The Rosenberger's donated suitcases for each player that year. When the team checked in at the hotel having all their luggage doned with the Rosenberger's red elephants, the became know as the red elephants.
This is Alabama football is everything!
In Alabama, football isn’t just a game, its a way of life!
What a game! What a team!
Want to go shopping with out a lot of crowds. Go when the Alabama game is on.
Don’t expect to get any assistance or even waited on in a hurry, as all the employees will be glued to the stores televisions.
You can expect the touchdown to be announced on the stores PA system, followed by chants of ROLL TIDE!
There will also be some "WAR EAGLE" comebacks.
Football FINALLY makes sense a JOKE!
My cousin is a blonde, she sent this to me.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
"BAMA T " Model T Truck Alabama Style!
Alabama Style Model T Truck "Bama T"
Where did the name Hush puppies come from? The story as told to me by Sherry, Thanks!
Way back when the family and friends gathered for a fish fry. The dogs would be a problem. The fish fry was usually held outdoors where the dogs were accustomed to being. The dogs would bark and howl at the smell of the frying fish. They wouldn’t even leave the cooks alone. The cooks would drop some batter in the grease and fry it up then they would toss the piece of fried batter as far as they could, the dogs would run after them and eat them. This would keep the dogs quiet for a while, hence they would hush. So these fried batter balls became known as Hush puppies.
Why does the groom carry the bride over the threshold?
This is the story I was told by Paul.
It all started a long time ago when peoples homes had dirt floors.
As you entered the house you would rub your feet to dry them or get stuff off of them or what ever.
Now after a while this would rub a low spot and sometimes a deep hole right there at the threshold.
This was in a time, when a woman did not visit a mans home unless she was his mother, or sister.
A mans wedding night is kind of important. His bride being new to the home and all might not know how deep that low spot or hole was. In fact I believe several brides fell right there at that threshold and broke their leg.
This ruined the grooms wedding night. So, to keep the bride safe, and insure the wedding night activities would be successful, the groom would carry the bride over the threshold.
It is a tradition that is still carried on today and now you know why it started.
GO TEAM GO!
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