David Beckham Retires So What Now? Job Ideas For Our Becks To Consider!

David Beckham What job can he do now? Here's a few I have chosen for him! What do you think?
David Beckham What job can he do now? Here's a few I have chosen for him! What do you think? | Source
Becks
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Let's face it, out of all the hunks in the Sports World David Beckham has to be the best. Not only is he a great football player, sort of important, but when he puts on those shorts and poses for the camera he is, well, he just is!

It doesn't matter where you live, everyone knows our darling David Beckham. Whether you like football or even if you think its boring, every woman in the civilized world loves Becks.

If you prefer music, he's the gorgeous guy who married that Spice Girl. Yep, you know which Spice girl. Dark hair, always pouting. Totters around on high heels and still manages to glare at the camera.

She's married to Beckham for goodness sake! What's she got to look miserable about? If we all woke up to that laying next to us we would have a smile on our face for hours!

Where was I?

Oh yeah, now our beautiful David Beckham has retired, whats' he going to do?

Here's a few ideas that he (hopefully) may take into consideration.

David Beckham Footballer.
David Beckham Footballer. | Source
Massage anyone?
Massage anyone? | Source
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Personal Masseur (Massage)

Yeah I know, but bear with me! Did someone say bare? My train of thought has slipped, hold on.

Got it. Being serious now guys. David has been pushed and pummeled for years, every time he gets a strain in his leg or other regions, he has to have physiotherapy.

Now he's got to have learned a few things over that time. I could even hire him out for the day after my massage.

Mind you, the massage would take a few hours. I mean, come on, I am exercising every day now, and a lady has to have some luxuries!

Becks decorating?
Becks decorating? | Source

Painter And Decorator

We could all do with a great painter and decorator. I know I need one. My bathroom needs doing, my bedroom needs some paint, and, well, I could go on.

I love to sit and watch decorators, don't you? A cup of coffee, feet up and just watching the movement of the guy painting the wall..... swish, swash, sway, swagger, wiggle...

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

So yes, what do you think?

Would our David make a great decorator? Yup. I think so too!

Public Domain Does Beckham look good as a Doctor?
Public Domain Does Beckham look good as a Doctor?

Doctor

Hey Doctor, can you feel my heart beating? You can? Not surprised, I expect the guy in Sainsbury's can, he's only five miles up the road!

Take my temperature? Is that a good idea, I mean for goodness sake it must be at least 150 degrees by now and counting......!

Yes I can see it now. I am just nipping down to the old Doctors, to get my blood pressure done. Maybe I need to sort out my back while I'm there. Oh, and then there was that problem with....well, you can guess!

So, would David make a great Doctor?



Hot Gardener!
Hot Gardener! | Source

Gardener

I don't know about you, but my bushes need trimming. What? Who said what? I am talking about the gardening!

I think I need a new gardener. The weeds are attacking my lawn. The grass is up to my knees and my God its hot. Too hot for me to get out that darn lawn mower.

Maybe, just maybe I can get David Beckham to cut the grass and trim the...well, you get the idea. He would have to take off his shirt. I mean, its hot for goodness sake, and don't forget those shorts. yes, those shorts!

So, would our Becks make a great gardener? Yup, I seriously think so!

David Beckham Cooking! Who needs Gordon Ramsey when you can have this?
David Beckham Cooking! Who needs Gordon Ramsey when you can have this? | Source

Personal Chef.

They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Well, its the same for women too. Imagine coming home from a hard days work to find David Beckham in your kitchen. Can't get better than that.

Whether he makes Pizza or even good old barbeque beef, it really doesn't matter. Just sit there waiting for him to serve up at the table. Get out the bottle of wine and invite the Chef to eat with you.

I hear he does a great job cooking hot dogs!

David Beckham 007!
David Beckham 007! | Source

Serious Jobs?

  • James Bond. Oh Oh heaven, er, seven!
  • Prime Minister. He has the charisma, and I bet he would get more votes than Cameron.
  • Britain's Ambassador, for, well, everything!
  • Music teacher, he could teach Posh Spice to sing!
  • TV presenter. Doesn't matter what David Beckham does on TV, we are all guaranteed to watch it!
  • And last but not least, Male model. Yes I know he does his bit now, but hey come on, more please!

So What Do You Think Is The Best Job For David Beckham?

  • Male Masseur
  • Painter and Decorator
  • Doctor
  • Gardener
  • Personal Chef
  • Other - Please suggest your job applications in the comments below!
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Janine Huldie 3 years ago from New York, New York

Seriously Nell, you had me cracking up just a bit over this one and can't help, but agree that I would also love just about any job he could try, because yes he truly is so very easy on the eyes. And like you can't deny that fact one bit!! Have voted and shared, too!!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Lol! Thanks Janine, I just couldn't resist it! he is so hot he sizzles! haha! I wonder if I dropped him a line he would come and cook for me?! thanks so much for reading, nell


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

I think he should become Victoria's assistant with her fashion line! Seriously. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have his & hers lines at Kohls Department stores...why couldn't David & Victoria do the same. One problem...Marc and J-Lo are now divorced. Uh oh. I wouldn't wish that on the Hottie Beckhams. A masseur would be a good choice also! :)


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Linda, lol! yes the masseur sounds the best to me too! I bet Posh is thinking about it, she will have to find a way to keep in the limelight! thanks as always, and great to see you, nell


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

If I was her, I'd consider keeping him out of the limelight and all to herself! Have a nice weekend Nell :)


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Gordon Hamilton 3 years ago from Wishaw, Lanarkshire, United Kingdom

Breaking news Hub, Nell? Well done! I didn't even know Becks had retired from football until I read this - I thought he was scheduled to stay with Paris St Germain for another year.

He was a fantastic player and a great ambassador for specifically English football. I was shocked, amazed and gutted when "Ryan Giggs" got the Team GB captaincy for the Olympics instead of the obvious choice - especially when "Giggs and Co" subsequently refused to sing their own National Anthem! That got right up my nose, I can assure you... (I'm being politically correct and unusually polite in that respect, given that I'm writing on HP ;) ) After all, Becks did do more than most to help bring the Olympics to London.

I know David Beckham comes in for a lot of criticism but I can't for the life of me think why - other than peoples' jealousy. He was a superb player, a wonderful ambassador for the sport and remains so far as I can gather, a true gentleman. I wish him the very best of British luck in whatever he chooses to pursue in the future.

Re his future? I have seen him in shorts - on the football pitch! :) I have no desire to see him that way again but really believe he can offer a lot to football and sport in general in future. He is one of the few "good guy" models for young players in the modern age.


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Lol! thanks Linda, yep me too, trouble is she is still only famous because of David, if he stops being famous then she will sink like the proverbial ship!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Gordon, yes it was bad how they treated him, and as you say, jealousy rose its ugly head, as it always does when he is around. But what I like about him is yes he is definitely the gent, he just takes it on the chin so to speak, he will go on to have a great career in sport, as a commentator or teacher, or maybe my gardener? lol! have a great weekend, and thanks!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

You are too funny! So, who is he anyway? Some sort of athlete???? I'm a baseball guy so you'll have to excuse me. LOL


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Alecia Murphy 3 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

I swear that man is too beautiful. And while some of these are definitely chuckle worthy, the idea of him giving a massage is just awesome. Mind you he'd probably be hit on left and right but it's a swell idea.

Maybe he should just be his beautiful self and model. He's 38 but very well-kept for his age.

Fun stuff Nell!


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

Enjoyed reading and I should say thoroughly entertaining. I think he should be a doctor!! He will get everyone's heart racing!! Great write, voted up.


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Jools99 3 years ago from North-East UK

No brainer Nell, David should be my personal masseur....I'll just get the oil.....great hub!


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marcoujor 3 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

"Well I tell ya what I want, what I really really want..."

I'm thinking a gardener or a masseur would be best...hands down!

Voted UP and extra Funny! Hugs, Maria


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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

It comes a surprise to me last week Alex Ferguson and this week David Beckham, but it is time for both to give up their jobs ages are part of it and the other, they have earned well enough to last them a lifetime


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bac2basics 3 years ago from Spain

Hi Nell.

Sorry but I cannot say what I think David should do next...HP would ban me for sure.

Doctor is out of the window I´m afraid, I already have high blood pressure and even just rolling up my sleeve for him would finish me off. masseuse, oh god he wouldn't´t need the baby oil I´d be butter in his hands and sliding off the table like a lump of lard. Gardener maybe, my bush is in need of a good seeing to !! painter and decorator wow , I really could do with help on that one but watching David in action would put my BP up again. Chef , ooh I would just love a man to cook for me, but would probably choke with nerves sitting across from him because he´s just so darned good looking, there would be food and cutlery amongst other things dropping everywhere.

Great hub Nell, and a cracking read to start the weekend. :)


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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

LOL! He'd do very, very well in all those jobs, to be sure. Now he should do a chef's series. I'd be guaranteed to watch! Thanks for sharing, Nell!


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mary615 3 years ago from Florida

Well, he is a good looking man, but I live under a rock I guess! I never heard of the guy. I'm not into football or TV, but I'll take your word for all this attributes.


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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Thanks for the very funny and creative hub, Nell! I had heard that David Beckham had retired, but to be honest I wasn't very interested in the news until I read your entertaining hub! Thanks for a great way to start my day.


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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Fascinating Nell Rose - pity he missed the recent posting for Pope by a few weeks. Gardener - wow Lady Chatterley comes to mind.

I'm thinking BA Cabin Crew for those long haul flights - with Beckham sashaying up the aisle with my drinks and food and other comforts. Oh wow, time would evaporate and think of the boost for the tourist economy.

Such fun thank you - will keep me smiling -


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Trav, lol! now theres a thought! Becks for Pope! and yes Lady chatterley! haha! oh yes Cabin crew! definitely! thanks as always, and for making me laugh!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Alicia, I don't like football, just David! lol! I spotted it on tv and thought, hey I know what job he can do! thanks for the read, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Thanks Mary, yes he's Englands best footballer, but its more about his personality, hes a lovely guy, thanks for reading, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi michelle, lol! thanks for reading, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Anne, Haha! yep me too! lump of lard...! lol! oh my God, my sides hurt! thanks for the laugh, so funny! have a great weekend, and keep an eye out for david doing your garden! lol!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

So true DDE, but David will be missed, but then again he will probably be on tv even more now, thank goodness! lol!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Maria, Haha! I really really want...

thanks for the laugh and great to see you, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Thanks Jools, yep me too! mind you I would probably pass out! lol!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Lol! thanks Vellur, yep he can take my blood pressure too!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Alecia, Lol! beautiful is the word! he does do modelling, I should have added a photo! thanks for reading, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi billy, he is our hottest football player, and more importantly a lovely guy, thanks so much for reading, have a great weekend, nell


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Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

Fun read. I am thinking gardener...yeah, glistening flexing muscle...stays in one yard...lol. Good boy. ^


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Haha! Hi Jackie! yes those muscles! great to see you! have a great weekend, nell


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Glimmer Twin Fan 3 years ago

Good one Nell. He has so many opportunities available to him, but I think your suggestions are the best.


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fpherj48 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Oh Nell, I should think you would know this! Of course he will be my bodyguard...(although he'll be the one who needs the body guard!) Yes, yes.....he's the Hunk of all Hunks. I'm with you all the way, girl......unless you mess with my body guard!

I love this, Nell. In your usual, fabulous style and great wit, you have made me smile and giggle, through every sentence. You're the BEST! WAY UP and across the board!!..........


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Glimmer, lol! yes me too, he just has to work for me! thanks so much for reading, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi paula, great to see you! lol! no I won't mess with your bodyguard! Aw thanks so much, and its great to 'see' you smile!


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fpherj48 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Do you have any idea how many times I have snuck back here, just to gawk at that top picture? OMG.....PRAISE THE LORD, NELL ROSE....MY HORMONES WERE ONLY SLEEPING!! That face.....that body...that cute demon-like smile......I want to punch that Victoria in the face, just for giggles!! I hate her! roflmao........


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Paula! Lol! Oh my God I can't stop laughing! you made my day, so funny! so your hormones were only sleeping? Haha! I think most of us want to punch that Victoria too, just for being a miserable whatsit! thanks for the laugh, my neighbors must think I am mad! I shrieked with laughter! lol!


always exploring 3 years ago

Nell, i have several jobs that David could do well, I will let him know what they are when he applies in person..WOOAH..Fun hub..Cheers..


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Haha! Thanks Ruby, yep me too!


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Ruchira 3 years ago from United States

Gosh...this is such a funny hub, Nell.

I wouldn't mind a massage as well ;)

Voted up and shared across!


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suzettenaples 3 years ago from Taos, NM

Love, love, love this hub. Becks is sooooo handsome. I think personal masseur will do just fine! LOL In my dreams!


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Riviera Rose 3 years ago from South of France

This made me laugh, even though I'm thoroughly bored with Becks, think he's completely overrated as a footballer and can't stand his voice! But he is pretty, I give you that. I think he'd make a good kindergarten or primary school teacher - he clearly loves kids and wouldn't the school run get so much more interesting?!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Ruchira, me too! lol! thanks so much for the share, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi suzette, lol! yes he is lovely isn't he? thanks as always, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Riviera, yes his voice is a bit um, well, annoying! lol! and yes I totally agree with you, he would be a great teacher, nell


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Pretty funny, Nel. I'll just say that he'd have to go to the highest bidder and do whatever they want him to do...


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Deb, lol! now that sounds good to me! thanks as always, nell


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Viva Jones 3 years ago from UK

Isn't he meant to be terribly OCD? I'm sure I read about his team mates messing up his locker and watching him busily tidying it again, so I reckon he'd be a good housekeeper - he can come and sort my kitchen cupboards any day!


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christopheranton 3 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

I'd give him a job as a bed unmaker. That would keep both of us happy for a while.

He may just want to relax and enjoy his money and his family. Whatever he does, I hope it goes well for him.


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi Viva, really? Well I never knew that! lol! he can come and clean my house, over and over......! thanks for reading, nell


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

HI christopher, lol! now how did I know you were going to say that? thanks as always, nell


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thelyricwriter 3 years ago from West Virginia

Nell, LOL!! This was brilliant my friend! A much needed laugh I may ad. The sport has lost a giant, but it is a great opportunity to try other things and I am sure we haven't heard the last of him. If not, I am quite sure women would flock for a Becks massage. Voted up, awesome, funny, and shared! A classic for sure Nell.


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi lyric, lol! thanks so much for reading, yes he can massage me any day!


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thelyricwriter 3 years ago from West Virginia

LOL! That is what my wife said also

:)


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Lol! thanks lyric!


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Fossillady 3 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

Lol . . . somebody has a crush on a certain football/soccer stud! Fun stuff Nell!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Hi kathi, um, what me? lol! yes he is a bit fit! thanks as always, nell


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

I'm glad Beck is retiring, Nell. Would not want him to injure that fit bod of his. Love your choices for his next career. How about his playing James Bond in films when Daniel Craig gets tired of the role?


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

Haha! thanks drbj, that's funny you should say that about James Bond, I was talking to my football mad brother today, and I said the same thing! lol! great minds think alike! thanks so much, nell


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savvydating 3 years ago

Lol. It's no wonder why you have so many followers. You've got quite the way with words. You almost had me convinced that the gardener job really was the most fitting, but then I decided to vote "Other." Why should I be selfish - it's best to share the love...

You see, I remember watching Beckham on TV, at the Olympics, standing tall on a boat, in a dark fitted suit, his hair softly feathered by the wind; his gaze aloft, his shoulders back with such poise and ethereal elegance, while the boat gently made it's way forward, as soft torch lights glowed in the background. There he was, like a prince of the sea or some beautiful creature from another universe. I have no idea why he was on a boat, nor did I care. I just remember watching him, my eyes never blinking. He was divine!!!

Long story short, I vote that he be given a starring role as a famous historical prince. He must also become the face of the most expensive cologne known to mankind. Whichever career he chooses, he's always got my vote... and so do you. Thanks for entertaining all of us with your clever wit and humor.

PS. Thank you for your well wishes on the other hub. I'll let you know when the light peeks over the mountain top, as it surely will.


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England Author

lol! thanks savvy, sorry I missed your comment!


2 years ago

I've written plenty of essays on why Beckham is scum, and I may write another here in due course. However, it's almost 4 am so too late for that. But I wanted to make some quick points:

1) The jealousy argument. I have to say that anyone who resorts to this weak 'argument' is either an in imbecile, a child, or both. First, I like far more talented footballers than Beckham, some of whom are also better looking than him. He's not even in the same stratosphere as - for example - Zidane and Maradona as a player, and they've won and achieved far more, as have many more. Why am I not jealous of them? I like them. Surely if I was jealous of success I would hate them too? As for his looks, I like guys like Javier Zanetti and Paolo Maldini (have you ever even heard of them? They're also more talented than Beckham) so I'm clearly not envious of handsome men. The 'jealousy' argument is a pure straw-man which is put forward by people who lack debating skills.

Second, many people are disliked for various reasons, it's not necessarily jealousy. Grow up and accept that people might not like him for the fact that he's a media-whore and represents everything that's wrong with contemporary Western society in terms of the proliferation of the disgusting 'celebrity culture' era. I'm sure you dislike someone I don't but I won't accuse you of being 'envious'. I mean you look like you're in your fifties - I'm a 31 year old man, yet I'm more mature than you. You're old enough to be my mother yet here you and others are stamping your feet and accusing others of jealousy despite the fact that they have very good reasons to hate this Beckham clown. Why exactly would anyone be jealous of someone as intellectually stunted and superficial Beckham? Simply because of his overrated looks? How shallow are you? You and the rest on here are complete sycophants and are behaving in a very demeaning manner;

2) As an example of the above, you're saying how 'lovely' a guy he is. How the hell would you know? Do you see him at home, behind closed doors? Of course he comes across as a 'nice guy' in interviews - his PR team is very aware that how popular he is affects the success of his brand. If he starts being controversial, then his 'nice guy' facade may deteriorate and he will make less money from media-indoctrinated celebrity-worshipping troglodytes. Everyone thought Ryan Giggs was a great guy too until his skeletons emerged.

3) He wasn't a great player, he was a very good player in his time at Man United, that's it. Don't even try to debate this with me or throw up the usual nonsense (WPOTY, Greece game, the clubs he played for), because I have an answer for all of them if you push me too hard. I'm a hardcore football fan and have been since the eighties. I could write a dissertation detailing facts and figures from his career, your level of knowledge wouldn't be anywhere near mine. You think he's a wonderful player, but I bet you've never heard of far better players from his era such as Rivaldo, Pavel Nedved, or Francesco Totti (just a few of many examples). You're only interested in him because of his looks, you couldn't offer any proper analysis of his talent, beyond the banal 'he's a great player';

4) I see you haven't mentioned his tax evasion stunt at PSG (google why it was a tax evasion stunt, as well as his profiting on shirts made in sweatshops). Great guys don't use charity to further their own ends, and even if he hadn't, announcing he was giving to charity is a pathetic thing to do - nobody should ever announce that. It was clear what both he and PSG were up to - it was a mutually beneficial stunt as PSG's profile was being increased and Beckham's far more substantial image rights remained unaffected. Forget you fancy him for a minute and do some credible fucking research;

5) He doesn't even look that good in some of the above photos. You've flattered him immensely by talking him up as some sort of perfect specimen of masculinity. Also, many of his images are photoshopped - something women never fail to mention when it's a member of your fellow gender in the photos. Double standards. Furthermore, if middle-aged men were drooling all over women like you all are here, you'd all be calling us perverts. Again, double standards. How do you think it makes men feel when you're objectifying us like this and trying to make us feel physically inferior to Beckham (which most of us are not)? Feminism eh...

Beckham's image is a media creation. Like Lionel Messi, the media presents him as a saint when it's far from the case. Also, his shameless, cringeworthy campaign to be knighted is disgusting. The monarchy is a vile, corrupt organisation, and his attempts to cosy up to them simply expose him for the sycophant that he is, as well as implying that he has no clue about politics or ethics whatsoever - if he did he wouldn't be royalist, that's for sure.

Beckham is a fame-seeking, narcissistic attention whore who has the media wrapped around his little finger (thanks to his PR team, who are the brains of the operation). He's also really quite unintelligent, thinks of very little beyond the superficial, can barely speak coherently in interviews, and his actions as a footballer leave a lot to be desired. Is this the sort of man you find attractive, or would have us men look up to? Is this the sort of man you think children should wish to emulate? A product of the Dianaification of Western society? Please think VERY carefully about what I am saying, because you seem shallow to the extreme.

I'm sure you'll defend him to the hilt in your response as you seem to be a very shallow woman who can't see past his so calld 'good looks'. Where's the article for the far more talented Paul Scholes's retirement? Or are you not bothered about him because he's short and ugly? I'm a sociology student. You obviously know nothing about sociology, why is why you can't see the intricacies of the phenomenon of 'Brand Beckham'.

The comments on this page are an embarrassment to the female gender. I will be linking this page to some of the women I know (who dislike Beckham for the same reasons I do) and I'm sure they will find it as cringeworthy as I do.


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Nell Rose 2 years ago from England Author

Wow! you have some serious hangups don't you? Jesus! you insult me, yet you don't know me, you obviously are so jealous of him it hurts , and as for talking to me like that, you need to grow up. How old are you? 6? I wrote this as a humorous piece between me and the other hub writers. I am sure Gordon, above will love to read this. A six foot Scotsman won't like being called an idiot! Grow up, go away and vent somewhere else.

Oh, and to be honest? I had forgotten I had written it! And there's me thinking Belfast people had sense!


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Sunshine625 2 years ago from Orlando, FL

Not sure what's more exciting...the terrific tribute to Beckham or the hilarious comments! Nell Rose you are one amazingly awesome author. I appreciate your dedication to entertaining your fans.


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Nell Rose 2 years ago from England Author

LOl! Thanks Linda! well honestly, how old is this guy? doesn't he have a sense of humor? and for goodness sake just because I am older than him am I meant to live in a monastery? not allowed to fancy a guy? what the heck? I am leaving the comments here so others can have a laugh too! thanks Linda! lol!


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Sunshine625 2 years ago from Orlando, FL

We'll continue to fancy guys as long as we continue to breath!! :))


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Nell Rose 2 years ago from England Author

Haha! too right Linda! I think kids these days think people should all stop doing anything past 40! till they get there of course! thanks!


suzettenaples 2 years ago

This is hilarious, Nell! I don't know a thing about soccer, sorry futbol, but I love Beckham for his handsome face and bod. The man is just plain beautiful! This piece is so well written and FUNNY! Some of these commenters need to get a life! LOL


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Nell Rose 2 years ago from England Author

Lol! thanks Suzette! yes I think they have issues! haha! er I should say maybe jealousy? thanks as always.


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sparklingcrystal 2 years ago from Manila

I totally agree with you on the James Bond part! He will definitely look good on a suit! He's going to be perfect on that role! Love your article!


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Nell Rose 2 years ago from England Author

lol! thanks crystal, yes I think he would be good in virtually any part in any film! thanks for reading, nell


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Sunshine625 20 months ago from Orlando, FL

Hello to David and of course to Nell also! :)


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Nell Rose 20 months ago from England Author

lol! Thanks Linda!


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tillsontitan 20 months ago from New York

I think even David Beckham would have to smile at this one Nell. Those who don't appreciate the humor here shouldn't be reading or commenting. That said, I think this was hilarious. Now there's a bunch of people out there trying to think of what Beckham should do next. Wonder what he's thinking?

Voted up, funny, and interesting.


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Nell Rose 20 months ago from England Author

lol! thanks Mary! hope he read it! some people just don't have our humor! lol! thanks for reading, nell


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fpherj48 20 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Dear Mysterious 31-yr-old "Mr. D."

You present as such a pleasant, humorous and loving individual. Further your writing is simply elegant. Are you certain you are not Royalty? Now, now, don't be modest.

I am so impressed with you, I'm prepared to offer you a position with my Multi-billion Dollar Company. You're qualifications are precise.

I own a chain of shooting ranges and have constant need for TARGETS. Please do consider this position. Thank you.


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Nell Rose 20 months ago from England Author

LOLOLOLO! oh thanks Paula! I had totally forgotten about that oversized jealous twit! love your idea for his job! what an idiot! his girlfriend must have ditched him or something, or maybe he looked like the elephant man! who knows? but talk about bad manners! and so what if I am older than the guy I wrote about? who cares? I am going to delete it I think purely because it just annoys me to see it there now, but thanks for the laugh! LOVE IT!


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fpherj48 20 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Well....it's your choice honey....but if you delete his comment..then you must delete mine to him......OR it will appear as though I've finally made it over the top and they'll be coming to pick me up any day!!...Know what I mean girlfriend??


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Nell Rose 20 months ago from England Author

Hi paula, LOL! thanks for making me laugh, nearly choked on my coffee! no I will leave it then, can't have you being taken off by little men in those white coats! LOL!


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fpherj48 20 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Nell.....My take on comments from whackos off the streets who visit HP to RANT & RAVE like lunatics for 15 minutes of pressure off their pea-sized brain is: Leave the comment up to let the world see what kind of Pathology runs rampant in Society. Sounds like he wrote that during "Rec Time' from the ...ya know....INSTITUTION. I can say that...I worked with those fruit cakes for many years!! Don't ruin his only entertainment of the month!


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Nell Rose 20 months ago from England Author

LOL! yes he was probably hauled off for more meds after writing that! I can see it now, let me go! er no, gotta have your meds! I had another one on there yesterday, not this hub, but yikes! mad as a bag of spanners!


Lee Cloak 18 months ago

Great hub about a great football player(Hard working professional), ("And I am a Liverpool fan!"), great stuff well done, I like his aftershaves as well, Thanks for sharing, voted up!


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Nell Rose 18 months ago from England Author

Thanks for reading Lee, and i am glad you liked it, nell

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