Top Ten Signs You are a NASCAR Fan

Top Ten

10. When stuck behind slow traffic you find yourself weaving back and forth to warm your tires.

9. You have ever been pulled over for going "4 wide" on a 3 lane highway.

8. You play the national anthem before driving to work.

7.When you hear a loud car start you find yourself screaming, "Gentleman, START YOUR ENGINES."

6. The smell of racing fumes turns you on.

5. You have ever been in a fist fight with someone who says racing is not a sport.

4. Your car will no longer turn right.

3. When your spouse goes to pass another vehicle you scream, "GO HIGH GO HIGH"

2. You think Dale Earnhardt Jr. should run for President.

and the Number One sign you are a NASCAR fan is...

1. At the end of sex you wave the checkered flag while screaming "I WON I WON"

Comments 5 comments

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DJProfessorK 5 years ago from York, PA

#10 is definitely true for me. Need that heat!

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Smokes Angel 5 years ago from Broke Alabama Author

thanks for the comment

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American View 5 years ago from Plano, Texas

Guilty of all ten, especialy number one only I think we both win in that one.

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Daffy Duck 5 years ago from Cornelius, Oregon

Nascar racing is a sport...................for the mentally challenged.

Bring it on! :)

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Smokes Angel 5 years ago from Broke Alabama Author

OH Daffy if only you worked with a NASCAR pit crew or put the time these men put into these cars... but that will never happen

thanks for the comments

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