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In technical terms he's making a real pigs ear of it. Peter Allis.
One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said. US Open TV Commentator.
The par here at Sunnigdale is 70 and anything less than that will mean a score in the sixties. Steve Rider.
I can't see, unless the weather changes, the conditions changing dramatically.Peter Alliss.
Birdies wherever you look. They're coming down like hailstones. Ken Brown.
That's not a million miles away. Peter Alliss,
Difficult couple of holes here. 15, 16 and 17. Howard Clark
Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 . Renton Laidlaw.
And on the eve of the Bob Hope Classic an interview with the man himself Gerry Ford Jim Roenthal.
You couldn't find two more different personalities than these two men,Tom Watson and Brian Barnes;one the complete golf professional and the other the complete professional golfer. Peter Alliss
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Just about equidistant - both players .Ewan Murray.
Tiger is no slouch himself: He can lay 'em down like a crop duster. David Feherty.
These golfers don't mind a little rain as long as it's not raining at the same time.Bruce Critchley
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he has a divot over each ear.David Ferhety on John Daly.
His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays. Ian Baker-Finch.
One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch. Peter Alliss
He's landed that like a sack of shellfish.David Feherty.
Steve Beddow: How long do you think for Westwood's putt - at least 25 yards? Richard Boxall: Yes......75 feet.
Pinero has missed the putt, I wonder what he's thinking in Spanish. Renton Laidlaw.
Peter Alliss: What do you think of the climax of this tounament? Peter Thompson: Iam speechless.Peter Alliss : That says it all.
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