Top Twenty Best Funny Sports Quotes- The Commentators

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All sports commentators are prone to the occasional commentary howler.Sometimes it is unintentional or they have not realised what they have said is actually funny.

Whether your favourite sport is cricket, boxing, tennis or not,these quotes are really hilarious, and of course it happen to the most famous of commentators.

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Top Twenty Commentators Howlers

Roscoe Tanner is one of the best runners up of all time.No man could of played better. Dan Maskell.

This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing. Unknown weightlifting commentator

It's a desperately close race-I can't quite tell who is ahead-it's either Oxford or Cambridge. John Snagge during the 1952 Boat Race.

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he is used to being out in front. David Coleman.

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! Sid Waddell.

There are a lot of hookers around the world. Richie Benaud

You can cut that tension with a Cricket stump. Murray Walker.

With half the race gone we still have half the race to go. Murray Walker

Aizinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper,blue trousers,white shirt and pink tea cosy hat. Renton Laidlaw.

Watch the time- it gives you a good indication of how fast they are running. Ron Pickering.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. Sid waddell.

We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining. Harry Carpenter

He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so sure. Peter Alliss.

In the rear the small diminutive figure of Shoaib Mohammad, who can't be much taller or shorter than he is. Henry Blofeld.

The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling. Richie Benaud.

Ray Reardon, one of the great crucible champions, won it five times, when the championship was played away from the Crucible. David Vine

The batsman's Holding the bowlers Willey. Don Mosey.

This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother. Ted Walsh.

That's inches away from being millimetre perfect. Ted Lowe.

Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end. Brian Johnston.



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