10 Reasons You Know You Are A Crazy Hockey Fan

Fans Celebrating The Cup With Their Team.
Fans Celebrating The Cup With Their Team.

Here are 10 reasons you know that you are a crazy hockey fan (In no particular order).

1.) You have quit a job because it interferes with the playoffs schedule.

 2.) You have dumped a girlfriend due to her liking your teams rivalry team.

3.) You refer to every penalty in any other sport as Hooking, Tripping, Or Slashing.

4.) You don't feel comfortable near any water source that is not frozen over.

5.) You have offered your first born child just to touch the Stanley Cup once.

6.) Anytime someone gets hurt but gets up right away you say "He's A Hockey Player".

7.) You know every word to both American and Canadian national anthems.

8.) You know icing is not just something you put on a cake.

9.) Every year come playoff time you pray to lord Stanley.

10.) You have always wanted to ride the Zamboni.


I hope you enjoyed my list and feel free to add to the list in the comments below. Thanks !!

Comments 2 comments

Chris 6 years ago

you know you're a hockey fan when; You tell the judge during divorce proceedings that getting rid of your wife was just a salary dump, she got old and slow, and she needed to be bought out. Got to bring in younger legs...someone a little more flashy

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Tannehill85 6 years ago from Illinois Author

LOL Thats funny as hell. That is a new one.

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