A Bizarre World Of Shoes



  • So you have just cleared out the cupboard of those old clothes that have been laying around for what seems like an eternity. With your sleeves rolled up, and with sweat on your brow, you now stare down at your ancient collection of old women shoes. A grin begins to break upon your face as you wonder how you could have possibly been seen dead in some of those odd looking heels, that seemed the raging fashion of the time.

Well let me tell you, before you condemn your ancient collection of womens shoes out the door for all eternity,be reassured, they can not be half as odd as some of the bizarre collection of ladies shoes that I have recently stumbled across. After you feast your eyes upon this humble collection, you will realise that your old red platform heels you now look upon with distaste, are so much more normal in comparison to these unearthly specimens. So with further ado I present my "Most Bizarre World Of Shoes ", guaranteed to make you gasp.

..'Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up....... David Duchovny '.


WIRED UP

Who said womens shoes are boring
Who said womens shoes are boring

I guess we have all heard the expression walking on nails. How about walking on wire with these lavish heels?

CAVEMAN STYLE

Unique high heel of the decade
Unique high heel of the decade

Well I guess for those with no time to shave your legs, these exotic high heels would certainly blend with your hairy stubble.

STILT-ETTOS

Alternate tall shoes
Alternate tall shoes

Well I guess they need to straighten legs, just as braces are needed to straighten teeth. A stark look at the 'tall shoe'.

THE WOODIES

platform shoes at their prime
platform shoes at their prime

Handy for those with surplus trees in their garden and have alwas desired to carve. Hence the modern age 'platform shoe'

FLOWER DELIGHTS

The high heel with a twist
The high heel with a twist

For those who prefer art over foot strain. Typically a high heel bred with Martha Stewart.

THE BONDAGE SHOE

Womens shoes dominate
Womens shoes dominate

A much cheaper alternative to advertise bondage services than in the Yellow Pages. The high heel takes a ardent stand.


CINDERELLA'S MISSING GLASS SLIPPER

Glass designer shoes
Glass designer shoes

For the dear little Princess inside every girl meet the glass designer shoe.

PUPPY LOVE

The furry high heel
The furry high heel

"How much is that doggy on your tootsies, I do hope that doggies for sale."

Buy some portable Pups, a plush womens shoe today, guaranteed to screw you up even more. How good is that?

EXTENDIBLE FEET

tall shoes
tall shoes

'Oh alack and alas,

My feet never grow,

If I whack them in these,

No-one will know'.

THE NATURAL THERAPY SHOE

The high heel has never been sharper
The high heel has never been sharper

Ever been late for your acupuncture appointment ? Well how about portable spikes, bound to do the job when you can't get the job done. A free puncture guaranteed for every step you make. A designer shoe with attitude.

THE MOLE SHOE

Brings out the 'mole' in every woman. These animalistic fur-balls will without doubt, lure the man of your dreams to your den of seduction. What a little tiger you are growl!

THE BLONDE SHOE

blonde shoe high heel
blonde shoe high heel

These womens shoes ones are strictly for entertainment purposes. A bit like a Rubik Cube I guess. Give a pair to a blonde in your life for Xmas and watch her stand there for hours wondering how she will take her first step. Cheaper entertainment than going to the movies.

ALL IN ONE AND ONE FOR ALL

Another tall shoe statement
Another tall shoe statement

A total break through for woman across the globe. Slip these womens shoes on and 'presto' you are dressed with adjoining shoes, all in the one go. Did I forget to mention give it a few hours to put them on ?

THE GARDEN AERATORS

high heel with a spike
high heel with a spike

Still have a little energy leftover from your big day out. Do you feel like doing a little gardening ?. Well no-more do you have to buy tools to aerate the soil in your lawn. Yes that's right, even for those who return home intoxicated, you can just stumble all over your prized couch lawn, as these little spikey high heels dig up the grass with such ease.

LASTLY BUT NOT LEAST MAY I LEAVE YOU THIS WORD FROM THE SPONSOR


Don't be shy, step right up,
Buy a pair today,
There's something here for everyone,
Whether it be study, work or play.

All heads will turn,
To see your strut,
A great diversion,
For the biggest butt.

So it may be hard,
To gain much ground,
You may break your neck,
Without a sound.

Think of all,
The looks you'll get,
The most attention,
You've had yet.

For when you're done,
With your feet so sore,
You will no longer,
Have to do your chores.

If you ask him nice,
He may rub your toes,
You may get lucky,
You never know.

So take a punt,
And buy some shoes,
You've only got,
Ten toes to lose.


Copyright ©2009 Deb Murray

 
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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

it's weird world alright! but on the other hand, it is said that fashion is never meant to be comfortable. but definitely, props should go to the imaginative and creative minds behind those shoes! thanks for sharing :D


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi Cris I agree with you 100%. You have to give them a huge plus for creativeness and visual design. They are artwork in themselves Now which ones am I going to get for myself mmmm. Big choice lol


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St.James 7 years ago from Lurking Around Florida

I kinda like the Mole shoes...There is something erotic about the GARDEN AERATORS and ALL IN ONE AND ONE FOR ALL... but I may have some kind of fetish issues.


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Proud Mom 7 years ago from USA

Not even in my wildest dreams would I attempt to wear any of them!!!

Do you own any of these, blondepoet?

Thank you for enlightening me as to why I shop at Payless.... :-))


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

Ouch.....my feet ache just from LOOKING at them! Yikes!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey St.James you like those ones too. I am thinking of getting those ones. Anyone tries to manhandle me, can you imagine a good kick from those beauties. Also I don't mind gardening every now and then.

Hi Proud Mom, haha I don't own any yet but as mentioned above to St.James I am considering the spiky ones. I can picture me wearing those as well dancing down the centre of the stage in some crazy production belting out 'Cabaret'. Also if there is ever an invasion of killer balloons in the world, can you imagine how great it would be for popping them. Haha well there was the killer tomatoes, the killer birds, you just have to be careful as anything could happen lol.

Hiya KCC yes it seriously makes you wonder how on earth you would walk in some of those numbers.Yet some women associate pain with fashion. I have heard some horror stories about the days of the corset too.


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SiddSingh 7 years ago

Looking at the spiky shoes, I was wondering if one could mess with a girl wearing those ones. I mean, a well-directed kick in the strategic parts.....


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hiya SiddSingh ooooooo now that would be rather painful. You would also end up with a voice like a soprano. That's why I dig them great shoes for self defense.


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Elena. 7 years ago from Madrid

Hi blondepoet! I am.... distressed!! Some of these are..... distressing?? Unbelievable? Bonkers??? I think if I ever saw anyone actually wearing any of these.... I would errrrr call the good taste police!!!! Laugh


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha Elena, yes I can imagine if I wore some of these out, would my friends call for the little white men with straight-jackets. Great point there lol. If I wore those Stilt-shoes I reckon my friends would ask me have I broken my legs


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Great hub and loved the poem too. Most of all you really got me with those dandelion toes I so love. woo-hoo! crazy, always hated that damn song


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

I am so glad you liked it C.C. Well I will buy you a pair for xmas haha.i can just picture you in the Mole shoes hahaha.Wooooooooooottt. I hate the song too but I had to pick something like that to compliment the corniness of all my irony released here. I'm still in the process of thinking how to walk in the Blonde shoes. (scratching my head wildly)


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Hahaha. You're a hoot girl. I don't want the shoes, only the toes. LOL Don't hurt your pretty self now. Not corny, but I just never liked Nancy and her one hit wonder.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

A hoot....(I have no idea what a hoot is either haha) You are keeping me busy looking up all these big words online.You have taught me some great words C.C, like dork, hoot and others too.

I changed the video well this one is pretty weird too but it is very fitting to the environment here. Here is some Aussie slang for you to configure.

The Drongo sat puffing on his Durry, watching the Postie nearby. "Norma",he hollered, "got a sanger for an 'ole' bushie like me". "Bring me some plonk too", he muttered as he wandered off, he just had to take a leak.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Oh my lord. I don't know if I can decipher that or now without TOF helping me. ROFLMAO A hoot is just another way of saying you are really funny.

I will work on this Land of Oz vocabulary, thank you so much. Keep 'em coming.

You dint have to change vids for me. I do like the new one, funny and weird. thanks now


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Lol my homework I gave to you is too long, I just wanted to give you a laugh and to baffle you with my lingo.

Did I ever tell you about the time I dived into a pool and there was no water in it. Omg, haha funny now looking back. One day I will tell all my weird eventful stories here, including burning my kitchen down and accidentally swimming in a private pool at a girl's school and getting caught.

I could not help my mistake it was an Xmas day and I was slightly under the weather.I could have sworn it was the local pool hahaha.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Like I said, a Hoot! I can't wait to hear more you charming wonderful girl you who have stolen my heart from day one. I can almost hear your tinkling aussie voice and that charming laughter in your eyes. Were I younger and single I would have to dig my way to your antipodean world just to hug you. i can't do that so here is one from cyber space (((((((Debbie))))))) one for a week 7


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

I will see ya later, got work to do, have a great, night?


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Awwww you are so wonderful C.C. You have put me on top of the world now, you have given me heaps support and praise.Yes my eyes are twinkling, indeed,and my left dimple on my cheek is on full power. Here is a big hug back.You ready.Here it comes.................................................................................bingo strike one got you.Kazam ! That should keep you going for awhile. Beautiful spirits like u C.C make this site a really warm happy place. For me it has anyway thanks so much.xoxo


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Ok C.C Nighty Nite,Tally Ho, until we meet again, take care my dear friend. Also thanks to St.James, he has given me inspiration to be a mermaid. I have to learn to hold my breath first. No pool here, not that I can see, I cant climb the fence to that private school again, so the bath will have to do.

(Aghh as I swallow a big mouth full of soap water) Bye C.Cxx


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Hi, BlondePoet: Some of these are too cool for school! Very fun hub. I am most definitely not a woman's shoe guy, but these are awesome (some of them). When are we going to see you modeling some of them?


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Shady Lady 7 years ago from here and there

I especially love the pic of the natural therapy shoe, and how the woman has a bandage on the back of her ankle!


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States

As a one time shoe-aholic (before I broke my leg in 5 places in one bone and 2 in the other) these pictures brought back a lot of laughs and gave me some new ones. I truly would have been dumb enough to wear the woodies and the flower art. Had some hot pink, sequined, and see through ones in the 1970s that make me glad I broke my leg. Great and entertaining hub!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Christoph what a nice surprise I enjoy your visits very much. I will just go boil the jug and make you a cuppa. I can't offer you any patty cakes I made as I have eaten them all.

It is nearly midnight here, not long til I turn into a pumpkin, or maybe grow a little hair like that snazzy pair of shoes on my page and start howling haha.

Sorry back to the subject lol. Well I could certainly model them I would do well.You see all my shoes I own are high heels, truly, I just feel better in them so I have the needed training to be able to carry these numbers off quite well. I have been thinking I would like to make my own video if I can, upload it to U Tube, as I would like to use one here. Not sure if that would work.

Here look I am wearing the Blonde shoes now to show you....aren't they a heavenly shade...umm Christoph I cannot walk here...gulp..I'm stuck..how about a piggy back.... helpppp haha.


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Teresa McGurk 7 years ago from The Other Bangor

And I thought I knew shoes. This was very enlightening. Disturbing, but informative!


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trish1048 7 years ago

All I can say at the moment is bravo, bravo, bravo! Funny! I'll report back later :)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Shady Lady you are a gem. I never even knew the bandaid was there til you mentioned it so I went and had a look. Omg, how funny that is, yes,considering the shoes she is wearing. No I am not into pain by any means, or I cant stand anything digging into me, even my belt buckle when I have eaten way too much. I wonder if anyone really wears these things out lol.

Hiya Jerilee, oh you poor thing. I hope you did not break your leg due to your shoes. You know between you and me shhhh, I too would be dumb enough to wear those. I have a passion for big heels, platforms, unusual really pretty shoes.Your pink ones sound like something I too would love.

Thanks so much for stopping by I feel like a tea lady tonight all these cups of tea I am making for my most treasured guests here.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks a million Teresa. I agree with every single word you used to describe these shoes. I mean what is the world going to come up with next. I have seen clothes made from bubble wrap, vegetables, or just painted on. We have shoes to these extremes. Piercings now in the back of the neck a big thing here in Australia. Are people soon going to be wearing pencil cases and carrying micro expandable handbags!

Hiiii Trish yes that is cool take your time. See you when you get back. I have to stretch my legs for awhile. I have very small buttocks and for some reason they have been really digging into my chair here lately causing much pain.


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Amanda Severn 7 years ago from UK

I wonder if Imelda Marcos owned any like these? Very whacky, and funny too. Thanks for posting.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi Amanda haha very true I wonder too. Her shoe collection was enormous so it is very possible there may have been a 'Mole shoe or two in there.She was a little whacky as well, well.....to have that many shoes as well lol.Thanks so much for stopping by :)


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trish1048 7 years ago

Amazing photos!  As a young woman in my 30s, I owned a pair of shoes just like the flower delights, without the flowers.  I wore them a lot, even with my jeans.  In fact, I have a picture of myself making a jumpshot with a basketball while wearing those LOL.

Sadly, when I hit my 40s, I bought my first pair of sneakers (as an adult).  I have since had to say goodbye to all heels.  I got so spoiled with the sneakers and flat shoes, that by the time I went to wear a pair of heels, I couldn't keep them on for more than 15 minutes.  I miss wearing them.

Again, a very fun hub, thanks for putting it together :)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi Trish really you had a pair like that. How amazing as there are a few of us who adore them.I think they are so feminine and beautiful. Oh come on I would love to see the picture of you in them, what a classic picture. I know exactly what you mean as when you wear heels all the time it becomes like second nature, then if you go for a period without them it is a completely different ball game.I think heels make a woman's leg look so much more shapely.

Thanks so much for coming bye again, I own a jet ski and have been out for the whole day riding the beautiful water in Atkinsons Dam, pretty close to here. It is so much fun, it is like riding a motor bike on water


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Sally's Trove 7 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

I surely needed a laugh this morning, and this is it! Great job on putting the pictures and words together. The video was awesome...I think I could go for the fish flops, not because of what they look like, but because of how their name sounds. I saw those and laughter hit me so fast I almost spit my coffee out. Thumbs up!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Sally haha I am so glad you had a laugh that was my whole aim here.I have an extremely crazy sense of humour especially here on these Hub Pages I never seem to stop laughing at something for more than 5min.Haha those fish ones what a laugh they are that got me to lol


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ripplemaker 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Wow, I don't know if I could pull it off..wearing those shoes! LOL The stilt-ettos look very uncomfortable! But if I am forced to choose to wear it, I'd pick the woodies. :-) Great collection :-)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Gidday Ripplemaker nice to see you.Lol yes some of them belong in the Torture Chambers I do declare.Woooot you liked the woodies too ....it seems a lot of us girls like woodies.


kurt koen 7 years ago

whos sexy feet are those in the 1st pic


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

I have no idea lol are they yours. Just kidding. I gather you are into feet. Thanks for stopping by kurt koen,


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

I like toes. gidday blonde, miss ya


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Was that you C.C as kurt haha. I been so busy today and I never went to sleep last night at all. By the time I got around to it buzzzzzzzzzzz my defibrillator(i mean alarm went off) so its been 48hours.I feel ok though.I think I was just on a bit of a high as I finally got that story off my chest and it feels good.I have emailed my father to read it.

So you still a wee pot plant I got confused when u were Mona yesterday kept forgetting it was u talking hahaha,all I could see were legs woooooooot


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ThePioneer21 7 years ago from Liverpool

wow some fantastic designs here! Dont know how you could walk in any of them. And the mole ones.... well they're disgusting!

Great, interesting hub:-)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha I totally agree.Even more gross are the fish thongs in the video. I have no idea how they would walk in them, fashion can be such a unpractical world lol.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Hey, I did a toe hub to compliment you shoe hub.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh wow I will report there immedialtely,will bring a bottle of polish to paint your nails as well.Shhhh I reckon C.C has a foot fetish.


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

Choose homely brown plainness and reject

Patent leather pretenders. They kiss

And tell; their insincere shine reflects

Your panties. I lie open. Careless,

You slip inside. I invaginate you

Warmly, dryly, only in fantasy.

Spike-heeled, tall, and handsome, intrudes upon

My wooing, my flatness again to be

Eclipsed. Guard well your sweet ankle, for on

Boston bricks his fickle balance, unsure

May betray. For you I am perfect shoes,

My oblivious love. I would caress

Your foot-tops with my soft tongues, support you

Upon my soles. Pity the distress

Of faithful footwear. Forsake pretentions

And accept my intimate attentions

Upon your lovely feet.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Ooooooooooo. Tom Rubenoff bless your little cotton picking socks. I read that through the first time, and my eye balls popped to the ground. I thought you were serenading me outside my window. HAhaha

However, I re-read and all I can say is that passage is amazing, titillating and so clever, I love it. I have never seen anything like this in this context. Is it from a famous poet, or did you write it. I looooooove it, you are dinky-di Tom.Thumbs up or should I say toes up!!!!!!!!!


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

I like the 'toes up' idea.

When I read your hub, it really seemed the perfect place for this poem, with all it's twisted gender references from the shoe's point of view.

Actually I wrote this poem around twenty-five years ago around the word, 'invaginate.' I used to go hunting in the dictionary for words, and once when I was doing so I stumbled on that word and felt I had to use it somewhere. It's actually a word biologists invented to describe how a one-celled creature ingests food.


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

I wanted to add, the poem's title is, "Solicitous Flats."


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Tom you are amazing.Outstanding.To hear that you wrote that.......(+++Blondy shakes her head in awe). I can see it in somewhere under the golden lights selling women's shoes.I bet also you would write beautiful love poetry,all sorts of poetry in fact after reading that. That poem almost makes me want to go and put a shoe on my toes hahaha.You are the bees knees


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

I am so glad you enjoyed it! It has always been one of my favorites. After I wrote it I couldn't help thinking when I put on one pair of shoes, my other shoes were all jealous. Ha


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha Tom they probably were. I would be too lol.If you can write that kind of poem for a shoe imagine what you can write for a human.

There is also a good story somewhere here I can't remember about the missing sock.I have always been convinced that the washing machine was eating a sock every time I washed, as I ended up with about 48 odd socks.

I was thrilled to read this story and discover that it really is true. Apparently there is a hole somewhere in there where they go haha. It really is true.

Speaking of feet,our own C.C Riter, who has a huge foot fetish has published a story on toes.


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Hi, blondpoet. I'm still waiting to see you in those wire shoes at the top..


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haa Christoph you honestly like those ones. They almost look like those little wire baskets they hang pot plants in. I thought you would go more for the stiletto kind of shoe.

How about boots do you like boots you know the CFM boots.....

When I went to live out West for awhile everyone in town could tell I was not a local.I was the only one in that town that wore high heels and stockings apparently.I had a few stalkers there haha.

I remember one morning at around 3.00am the police had to come and remove a frenzied plumber from my front yard bushes.He was scaring the daylights out of me. All I could see in the darkness from my window of course was a bush out the front, that was calling my name to come outside.....he was a total fruit cake I will never forget him lol


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

That's a funny story Blonde, good morning gorgeous, or good night over there, good morrow too, whatever the hell it is! Hello!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey my little cup-cake C.C I am glad you came by so I can say goodnight as I am retiring now in the softness of my bed.Last night I dreamt of wrestling in a bath of jelly, maybe tonight I will dream of toes haha.These different time-tables are crazy crazy I say.I shall hunt you down tomorrow like a rabbit hunts down his little hole in a green pasture.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

I'll be watching for you. g'nite now luv


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

Hi Blonde!

One of the sandals I recognize is Cinderella lost sandal, rest of them are unique & very weird. However, I believe oriental women can make use of some.

I was really expecting a hub on worlds cutest ass, well may be that's next.

~ I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos

~ Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show. Amy Sedaris

~ I love clothes. I can't control myself. I have a huge fetish for shoes and clothes and make-up. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to wear things over and over again. Hilary Duff


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raiderfan 7 years ago from Arizona

what the hell are those shoes???


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Mr Nice how nice of you to come by. I made yet another pun, and it is still so early in the morning. Well who knows about the cutest ass, good idea, but I would have to include myself in that one hahaha.

I appreciate the quotes, they are super duper and they really add some cool notes to this page. Thanks a million you rock.!!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Dear raiderfan, well ummm errrr .....they are...shoes....hahaha


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

Hi blonde!

You are very welcome & I look forward to your new hub about????? You know what I am talking about. Thanks for liking the quotes. I think you should add them to the hub. Here are some more.

~ Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up. David Duchovny

~ Let your dreams outgrow the shoes of your expectations. Ryunosuke Satoro

~ Always wear expensive shoes. People notice. Brian Koslow


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey there Mr.Nice. Oh these new ones are really something.

'Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up. David Duchovny'

That one right there is a gem oh that is going to have to go in here I will add as soon as I get a chance.Cheers Mr.Nice you are a gem for sending those. :)


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

Hi blonde!

You are welcome and thanks for liking the quotes. That's all your choice if you want to add or not. I like this one very much too. It seems very realistic. 

Enjoy rest of your weekend.


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon

What a fun hub! Those doggie boots. Yikes. But I guess I'd wear them before I slipped on the mole shoes. Can you imagine coming across those in the dark? LOL!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Mr Nice thanks a million. You have a great one too.

Hey Stephhicks68 hahaha I have to agree with you too. I think if I were to wear either the doggy boots or the mole critters,those who know me here, would think without doubt that I finally lost the plot. Omg yes and if I saw them in the dark I would scream the house down and grab the fly spray in my terror and confusion lol


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maanju 7 years ago from India

Really a great hub.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks so much maanju


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britneydavidson 7 years ago from united kingdom

wow these are really great....great job done...they all are amazing thanx for sharing it....have alook for this one....i am sure you will like it...

http://hubpages.com/technology/The-Nokia-888-Conce...

thanx


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks heaps britneydavidson i am stumped to how you could possibly walk in so many of these.Yes I just loved that phone,clicked on the link you left, I want one of those so bad, have never seen anything like it lol


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Ashxyz 7 years ago from In Corrupt Illinois haha

wow, crazy stuff. I can't believe some people would actually wear some of tose shoes.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha Ashxyz isn't it ever I can't believe it either. I own the Blonde shoe and three months later I am still standing in the one spot, waiting to figure out how to move lol.


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Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

Those puppy ones really freak me out. Do you think it was a lady who couldn't be separated from her beloved pets even after death. This way she can still take them for walks?


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha Randy Behavior I was only thinking of you the other day. Our mud wrestling brings back hilarious memories for me.Must do it again some-day. You could be quite right about those doggy boots lol, at least they won't lift their leg in public, a big bonus. I would honestly be laughed off the streets if I were to trot about in them.People would just think I am madder than I already am haha.


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Raven King 7 years ago from Cabin Fever

Wow where do find those "lady killers" I mean seriously scary shoes! That is impressive research with photos! I had a couple of favorites the straighten your legs with wooden stiltettoes and the four legged puppy boots!

Happy Easter!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Raven King LMAO, you like the ones that straighten the legs, lol, I would love to watch you wear a pair of those, secretly hide while you strut down the street in those hahah.

NO I have a better plan, I will wear the Blonde shoes at the same time, and we will go paint the town red lol. Now judging by the look of the Blonde shoes you know we are not exactly going to get far hahahah


MissGolightly 7 years ago

Great Hub! I would love the blonde shoe if only I could walk in them!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi MissGolightly lol yes those blonde shoes have me totally mystified, would it be possible to take a step in them at all.....they look trickier than the Rubik's Cube.


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Raven King 7 years ago from Cabin Fever

We should paint the town red.  I think the blonde shoes should come with a pair of wings or maybe a James Bond jet pack.  Then we could race through the park or store and throw gummie bears at good looking dudes. Just a tought. hehe.

Many hugs! x0x0


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Raven King hahaha, boy they sure need something. If we are going to gun those good looking fellas down, we are going to need all the help we can wearing those darn shoes.haha I really like this idea of yours, yea let's do it.....(hugs to u too)x0x


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

It is done.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

cooooool


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ratcliffe07 7 years ago

wow...these are amazing...i would like to give some of them ago and wear them just fo r the sake of wearing them!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Aww ratcliffe07 you know, I would love too as well. I say we both don a pair and go visit some of these Hubbers.xo


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ratcliffe07 7 years ago

I will take you up on that! I'll have to find the craziest artsiest pair there is


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Peter Dickinson 7 years ago from South East Asia

Most of my painful moments in life have been spent in Shoe shops waiting for wife, girlfriends or daughter. If some of these had been on offer it might have made the experience more bearable.

I have only got one pair of shoes. More than enough for me. Great hub thanks.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha ratcliffe07 you are on. I think I will pick the Flower Delights :)

Hey Peter awww one pair of shoes. I like that. I really do. I wish I could be that simple it would make life so much easier. Thanks a million for stopping by.x0


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lxxy 7 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

"What a little tiger you are growl ! Go girl."

My version in my head (with punctuations to punctuate)

"What a little tiger you are... growl ! Go, girl."

=)

Another funny Hub, from a loving soul. Thank you!

Lets get some shoes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Izzy LMAO, roarrrrrrrrr. Check out those blonde shoes. I wear those when I don't feel like going far, works everytime lol. Fashion is incredible isn't it? I am checking out that link. I really appreciate your sweet comments,thanks heaps.


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

i will take the shoes with the dice in them for when i play cards the rest no thank you. I dont know how people can walk in shoes like this i will keep to my flat shoes so I can walk for miles in and not cripple my feet. lol


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

LMAO Isis I love this quote:

..'Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up....... David Duchovny'.

That is so true it is uncanny. I should follow your lead, as I am forever in heels, I just can't step out the house without them, and everyone tells me that one day it is going to catch up with me.Thankyou so much isis yet again for your fantastic support (hugs)


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

you are so welcome bondepoet i love your work


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thankyou isis. Love ya heaps (hugs)xoxox


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

I like the mole ones but imagine if you had a cat or a dog, they'd go bloody ape every time you walked past them wearing moles lol


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha funny you say that, those doggy ones sure do keep my chihuahua quiet....never see him anymore ...naughty little dog..humping those shoes day and night.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

which reminds me of a siricat (meerkat) that a friend had as a pet in Namibia. Thing humped your ankles all the time spraying his pongy scent and he had to goosestep like you were marching in some army parade to detatch him when you walked!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

ROFL Cindy I absolutely love those cute little meerkats, saw a super documentary on them on television, they seem to be so darn clever. I love the way they stand on their two little feet and stand up real tall and have a sticky beak around. Ohhh I want one so bad.


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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

I Love shoes.......... well I liked some of these! Great Hub

dori


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

ROFL Fortunerep if you had said you liked them all I would have known something was not quite right. Fashion is amazing, eccentric, electrifying and rather kinky I feel. (hugs)


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Candie V 7 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

I was stumbling by and man I thot I was already a fan.. rats.. situation solved.. shoes, you were discussing what could loosely be called footware.. man, the wooden ones! BP this is incredible~ My brain doesn't even go to these places!! I'm going to find my flip flops and be glad I have no bunyons!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

ROFL Candie you sound so much just then like Hairy...just like an Aussie. Damn so I gather you are not going to paint the town red in those bondage shoes :(


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Candie V 7 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

BP, these days I'm lucky to paint anything!! LOL!! If I ever find myself DownUnder, can I borrow a pair of yours and we can "Paint"??


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

You are on Candie we will don ourselves a pair of fancy shoes and shake this town upside down. :)


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Candie V 7 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

Yeah!! A trip! Soon, I hope, very soon!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

I hope so too I will stay out of these shoes so I will be able to walk by then lol.


mp 7 years ago

Well blondepoet all I can say is "I'm glad I'm a guy"... soooo much simpler... those are some awesome pics of shoes you dug up... how many of them came from your closet???


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi there mp,in my closet?? Let's start with the Flower Delights, there are more in there too, but you will have to lean over closer so I can whisper it to you. (hugs)


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Arthur Gulumian 6 years ago from Pasadena, CA

Never thought people could be afraid of shoes until now, lol. Interesting.


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hiya Arthur looking at this collection how can one not help but be afraid LMAO. Thanks for coming by


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lorlie6 6 years ago from Bishop, Ca

You REALLY had me laughing out loud at some of these shoes...

Thanks, I needed this!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Lol lorlie6 thanks heaps for the wonderful comment thats made my day :)


scheng1 6 years ago

haha, I would like to see the First Lady of the world wearing those in big parties, that will create a sensation.


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

hey scheng1 lol what a sight that would be hahaha


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Gasp!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh golly gosh Mickey you mean you don't want a paair for Xmas?


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Dolores Monet 6 years ago from East Coast, United States

Deb, this is a total scream. But not that far-out. When I think of some of the hideously uncomfortable looking shoes out there, and that I have worn in the younger days, maybe this hub isn't so funny after all. (I kind of liked the woodies)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh hi there Dolores, isn't fashion just a scream. You know those woodies are my favourite too, I would don a pair anyday lol.


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wrenfrost56 6 years ago from U.K.

Great hub blondepoet, I love shoes and although weird I would actually wear a couple of the pairs you have featured. Does that make me odd?


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hi there wrenfrost if you are weird then I would be doubly so as I would give these shoes a go LMAO. I would love to even wear some of these downtown to get a reaction from the local folk.


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Anath 6 years ago

I just love those garden aerators, I wish I could get a pair, I already have a use for them... and is not in the garden ;-)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh Anath you mean you are going to wear a pair of those shoes doing....oh.....you mean that hahah


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Anath 6 years ago

Of course darling... men need discipline LOL


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Can I join you? I have my shoes on ready to go. :) :)


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marcel285 6 years ago from New Zealand

OMG..i thought my too pointy, skanky ankle boots were a disgrace, until now. Good sourcing of the truly most bizzare shoes of all time!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Haha Marcel looking at these little numbers sure does make a gal feel normal LMAO.


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AEvans 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Holi Canoli! Those shoes are nuts!! They make my feet ache just looking at them, lololo :D


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh hiya AE I can see you with a wedgie I mean wearing the wedgies lololo. xo


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Mystique1957 6 years ago from Caracas-Venezuela

Wow, Mademoiselle...

Gotta hand it to ya, you girls are truly brave to wear those things, I mean how do you cope with discomfort, not to mention the poor suffering 20 brothers? It was interesting though!

Thumbs up on originality!

warmest regards and blessings,

Al


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

LMAO Mystique us women sure do put up with a lot for the sake of beauty. Why look at the days of the corset. It is hard to explain except for the fact we are women lol.


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

You know what is most amazing to me about this one, is how many gosh darned people have responded to it. I gave myself a wrist twister inversion just trying to scroll my way down the line after line of super fans responding to your shoe hub. My my my, I guess if you plant your feet firmly in the right pair of shoes. People will walk all over in them. I bet you have perfectly manicured feet, and an arsenal of sexy and professional shoes at your beck and call.

Keep on Hubbing xoxo

Blake4d


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Lol Blake I guess people just can't get enough of me, oh it is hard to be a woman, coping with the demand ROFL. Actually I must admit my feet aint half bad. Yes nice little painted toe-nails. C.C did a hub about toes and I it featured a nice snap- shot of my feet but darn a few months later he pulled down his hubs and came back as Ralwus. I must ask him if he still has the snap haha.


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jennshealthstore 6 years ago from Florida

OMG. Those were some crazy shoes. Half of them weren't even shoes lol. I have platform shoes under my bed, I do not wear them, but I do not want to throw them out! Nice hub!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

LMAO Jen I have to agree. A lot of them crazy oh heck yes. Wow you have platform shoes too, well I confess I do too lol. I am saving mine for my next Abba look a like performance as Anna. :)


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epigramman 6 years ago

a fascinaiting and well researched hub as always ...... and I would go barefoot the rest of my life just in order to keep reading your hubs!


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epigramman 6 years ago

...and yes - tonight I am still barefoot!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

(BP swoons to the floor) Epic you know just the right words to say to a gal. Oh I hope your tootsies are not too cold, here you can put them in my personal foot spa, got to look after those I care about, you know.


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Bloget 6 years ago from Minnesota

WOW fasinating... I think I will stick with my flip flops ;-)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hi there Bloget oh I don't blame you, I am sure this hub has driven more than one to flip flops lol. :)


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motricio 6 years ago from Bogota DC, Colombia

OMG it is an amazing Hub!

I'm going to buy one of those "Hairy Shoes" to a friend of my jejeje.

Moreover, I need a new ones. What would be your suggestion?

=D


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Haha motricio the hairy shoes, omg aren't they just a classic. Wow I could give you plenty of suggestions for new ones. Umm do you have all day?


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Morgan F 6 years ago from USA

That was cool however the puppy shoes were disturbing lol!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hey there Morgan oh I agree on more than one being disturbing LMAO. Thanks for swinging by.


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Whitney05 6 years ago from Georgia

Those are some of the ugliest shoes I've ever seen!!! Do people actually wear them? Or are they just runway shoes?


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Oh god Whitney I certainly hope not LMAO. Oh I can just imagine wearing a pair of these in my local town, boy would they laugh.


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Whitney05 6 years ago from Georgia

Oh yea!!! These are truly interesting. The one thing about wearing these shoes around town, is that they would definitely be a conversation starter.


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Lol you know Whitney thinking seriously about it all I believe that if I did wear one of these insanely looking shoes people that know me would probably not flutter an eyelid, I think they think I am eccentric as it is ROFL.


Whikat 5 years ago

Very Interesting. I think it just goes to prove that it is sometimes easier to design it, than to wear it. I am unsure how I would react if one of my daughters came home with one of these shoes. :)


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blondepoet 5 years ago from australia Author

LMAO Whikat you probably would not be very impressed with your daughter's taste. Honestly how one can walk in half of these is beyond me. Have a great day.


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mysisters 5 years ago

I really enjoyed reading your article. These are definetly some interesting shoes! I love the look of the flower delights shoes. Those are so cute!


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vocalcoach 5 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Ouch! My feet hurt, just looking at these fun, very interesting shoes. I love this hub, blondpoet. Needed a "boost" right about now and these delightful shoes really did it for me. Absolutely great idea! :)vocalcoach


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blondepoet 4 years ago from australia Author

Hi mysisters oh I love the flower ones too have a great Xmas

Thanks a million vocalcoach


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mottiandbander 4 years ago from Chd

Nice Snaps.

Motti and bander


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annabelle22 4 years ago from New York

WOW thats just amazing =)

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