The Wine Rack The Best Bra Ever Made

The Wine Rack

QUESTION-- What do you get when you cross a sports bra with your favorite alcoholic drink?

Answer-- The Wine Rack.

What!!!!

The Wine Rack, is a sports bra with a hidden secret, it makes your boobs 2 sizes bigger, and it has the capability to conceal the entire contents of a bottle of wine in a secret polyurethane bladder. of course to save embarrasment there is a concealed drinking straw included.

Quote from the website "As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the Wine Rack increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of blokes cheering/leering). But that's hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 750ml of liquid - that's an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!" end quote

It brings new meaning to the term Breast feeding, keep your man happily fueled up at the ball park whilst you proudly show off you New Bigger boobs,

Yes its true the greatest invention since sliced bread has finally hit the market place and every man will want every woman to own one.

It makes me wish that I had man boobs, then I could wear one too.

There is only one drawback though, at the end of your day/night out you may be drunk but your boobs will have shrunk by those two sizes that you were so proud of at the beginning, but hey you are drunk so who cares .

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YoJDawg 8 years ago from Arroyo Grande

you are genius


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jimmythejock 8 years ago from Scotland Author

Thanks YoJDawg ,great to see you.....jimmy


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bobw 8 years ago from Laurel, DE

What a great gift idea!


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jimmythejock 8 years ago from Scotland Author

It doesn't have to be wine Lol use beer if you prefer or even a drop of the hard stuff.....jimmy


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle

I'm loving it.


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gamergirl 8 years ago from Antioch, TN

I'll take two, but only if I'm allowed to put espresso in mine. Mmmmm, warm.


Lauren Romano 8 years ago

I have seen some strange things, this has to be somewhere near the top of the list lol.


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon

OH MY. No one would believe me if I came out in one of these contraptions. But what fun!


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ripplemaker 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Hilarious! Yes, Lauren's right. It is strange. (grin)


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Zsuzsy Bee 8 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Well! Picture this 'She' (our model for this example of usage) goes in to this years fanciest 'dry' party Big Boobed in a tight bodiced dress. A little while later 'She' leaves flat-chested saggy & loose in her dress but happily Sloshed...

What a hoot...just too funny HUB

regards Zsuzsy


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Sleepawaycampr 7 years ago from California

Awesome hub! Ill make sure to pick one up before the next party I go to :)


cool lad  5 years ago

i wear a bra size 38b and i would use that bra for drink for going intoplaces where your not aloiund to bring youfr own drink

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