Booty Pop: The Cure for Noassatall

If you suffer from Noassatall, Booty Pop might be the answer you have been looking for!
If you suffer from Noassatall, Booty Pop might be the answer you have been looking for!
Don't be surprised about how this product makes your Booty Pop!
Don't be surprised about how this product makes your Booty Pop!

A lift for your derriere

Do you suffer from Noassatall? Does it have you feeling unattractive and uncomfortable in your own skin. Now you can leave those worries behind. With the revolutionary Booty Pop, you can shake what your mama never gave ya!

As a woman, we all want to look good. When trying on a new outfit, we can’t help but notice how good - or how not good, our backend looks. Unfortunately, getting that nice rounded lift is hard to obtain. Have you spent countless hours doing endless squats and leg lifts to boost up those cheeks? Yet, it seems those exercises never work. Now, sweat no more. Booty Pop gives you all the lift and the roundness without even breaking a sweat!

Booty Pop is revolutionizing woman’s undergarments and is really just a push up bra for your butt. Now with no effort at all you can get that fabulous figure and those sexy curves that every woman wants, and every man wants to see.

The secret is the strategically placed pads placed on your rear end. The Booty Pop is good for any woman of any size and comes in a few different shades of colors. They can be worn with pants, shorts and dresses, giving you an extra boost, not only in your derriere, but in your confidence levels as well!

So, if you want to be bootylicious just like J Lo, having a Booty Pop as part of your undergarments is a necessity!

Booty Pop

Let's go...

The Booty Pop has no bounds, and can be worn just about anywhere. But, in case you are in need of a few ideas to go with your new found confidence, here are a few places that Booty Pop will give you the attention that you are dreaming of.

  • Are you just a regular housewife? Wear your Booty Pop around the house. Your new found confidence will have you grooving while moving through the chores. And if the Booty Pop doesn’t motivate you, maybe the enhanced butt checks might motivate your husband to help with the dishes so there is some time for….
  • Rainy day… no problem! Grab your Booty Pop and your favorite pair of jeans and head to the mall. Not only will you be able to cruise up and down the walkways drawing stares from everybody, but you can also play dress up. What better way to spend the day then trying on clothes and realizing how hot you look.
  • Are you a health nut? No problem! Wear your Booty Pop to the gym and let the jealousy begin. Other people will be sweating their butts off to get the look you have, but only you will know the true secret. If you're in the mood, you can also do a few of the machines. After all, you don’t want to just walk around showing off your butt!

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A real house wife's review

Booty Pop has been hitting the nation and the product has really piqued the curiosity of real house wives everywhere.

“Well, you know that I am a REAL housewife,” RealHousewife said. “After a long day of taking the girls to and from school, cooking, cleaning and doing laundry… I flipped on some late night TV and the commercial just popped on! I guess it was fate because I felt like I had just finished working my ass off!”

Morbid curiosity got the best of this real house wife, causing her to obsessively investigate 7 different stores, with husband in tow, until she finally found the Booty Pop. While she wasn’t embarrASSed to buy the product in a store, she said her strange curiosity about human behavior made this one of the most fun shopping trips she has ever had.

“My good humored husband lagged behind and watched the salesperson's reaction when I asked for (the Booty Pop) by name with a completely straight face,” RealHousewife said. “Every single person wasn’t sure if they were getting duped or if they were on candid camera. Perhaps they thought I was a secret shopper!”

The salespeople denied knowing about the Booty Pop, although in a professional matter, they did try to hold back their laughs while helping her.

“If I could find a guy that was working, I tried to ask them first,” she said. “I like messing with the guys. It was hilarious!”

While she did admit that most people would probably be embarrassed to shop in the store for the Booty Pop, she thought the whole experience was fun. She also noted that every single person could not help asking her more about the product itself and what it was for, and she has educated at least 7 additional people about the Booty Pop.

“One sales girl suggested I try to stuff a bra in some fashion and fasten it to my ass backwards,” she laughed. “Really, who could be that desperate?”

This RealHousewife found her Booty Pop at Wal-mart for $14.99, and believes the value isn’t worth the buck if you are satisfied with the amount of junk in your trunk.

While wearing the Booty Pop, this house wife did admit that it felt a little weird at first. “For instance, when you get a new pair of shoes, they feel a little strange until you break them in a bit,” she said. “The Booty Pop is a lot like that.” Although she doesn’t find any way in the world that a person could wear one of these everyday. “If you used the same ones everyday, they would eventually be able to walk off by themselves!”

Only 1 out of 5 smileys... maybe it should be more of a frown!
Only 1 out of 5 smileys... maybe it should be more of a frown!

Overall, this realhousewife gives Booty Pop a thumbs down, with a ranking of only 1 smiley face out of 5

“I don’t care what anyone else does, but personally, I do not wear a lot of make-up or spend a lot of time in front of the mirror,” she said. “Let’s keep it real. I have kids to take care of and they are way more important than my vanity right now.”

RealHousewife believes there is too much hype about trying to be perfect in today’s world. With pads for just about everything, including boobs, butts, shoulders and fake hair. It is sort of a fraud.

“A guy could probably sue a girl for false advertising these days,” she said. “Once the guy sees the REAL deal, it might BACKfire!”

With very little noticeable results, she thinks people should stop worrying so much about what they look like on the outside and think about how to be better on the inside. Although she did admit that it might come in useful if she was walking in downtown St. Louis at night… since there are a lot of drive by shootings there… and it could body armor for your booty!

With about a 0.005 percent chance that this RealHousewife would buy the product again, she said she is “just gonna keep on shakin’ what my momma gave me!”

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My review

I have suffered from Noassatall for as long as I can remember. I am not sure if this is a disease that stems from my genes… or maybe my jeans. It could also be caused from a sassy childhood where I received several spankings, which ultimately patted my butt into its flat stature!

However, with this revolutionary product, my Noassatall has been cured. This is one of those As Seen On TV products that immediately had my curiosity peaked. With no choice, I had to rush out to the store to find them. While Walmart and Target usually both carry the As Seen On TV products, the Booty Pop was nowhere to be found in these stores. However, Walmart did offer a generic version. While I could have settled, I figured the review would only be accurate if I found the true Booty Pop.

With one last store to check, Walgreens ended up being the winner. The Booty Pop was now in my possession. While the advertised price was $19.99, I was lucky enough to get a couple dollar discount. It must have been on sale that day. However, the stash was very limited and so were the colors (it was only available in black). If you are able to wait the time, Amazon probably offers the least hassle to get this product, especially if you are a little shy. I will admit, you will get a few weird looks while walking around with a package of Booty Pop in your hands.

Naturally, a person can’t buy a new pair of underwear and not give them a test trial. So yes, I did wear them, and I made sure I wore them out in public to see what the reaction would be. From the public’s eye, I really did not notice much of a reaction. Then again, I was walking around with my kids, so I don’t assume a bunch of guys would be checking out my rear, with my husband in tow!

Overall, if you are looking to add a little more junk in your trunk, I will say the Booty Pop does the trick. It did add a little bit of a lift and more of a curve to my rear end. But then again, I could have wadded a bunch of toilet paper in the back of my pants and had the same effect.

So, if you are a person who is overly self conscious about your body, particularly your rear end, this might be what you need to give yourself a confidence boost. The new confidence is probably the key to getting others around you to notice. Will they be checking out your derriere… probably… but they will be checking out the new and more confident you first, and then your behind.

Now, what you probably really wanted to know is how comfortable the Booty Pop actually is. Upon putting on the Booty Pop, I will say it felt a little funny at first. Then again, you have a little more padding then you did before. In comparison, it is probably no different than wearing a padded bra. While it might be a little weird feeling at first, it just takes some getting used to, and then you won’t even realize that you have them on.

2 out of 5 smileys
2 out of 5 smileys

Acknowledgements

I would like to thank RealHousewife for the idea and inspiration behind this article for the Booty Pop. Without her, this article would have never been possible. Thank you for taking the time to experiment with this product.

Please check out her profile as well. If you are amused by this fun review, I promise, you will love her writings as well!

My rating

This product gets 2 out of 5 smileys.

The reason: If this product had never been invented, it probably wouldn’t have really bothered me. I never really minded the look of my butt, other than the fact that sometimes my jeans would constantly fall off due to a lack of one. But, if a person needs a confidence boost and they are lacking because of their behind, adding the Booty Pop could definitely help.

I also think, even though they are comfortable enough to wear everyday, these undergarments are best suited for a “Little Black Dress” type affair. They will definitely enhance your curves. I do however warn women out there, Booty Pop is a bit of false advertising. So, if you plan on taking a man home (and he is into all that junk in your trunk), he might run away when he realizes you have butt falsies!

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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I'm totally dying laughing! You!!! hahaaaa... omg.. I will be 52 tomorrow and I need just the opposite of this.. well, a little lift wouldn't hurt, buttt *smirk* what to do with the frontal pooch! If I could only re-arrange what's out of place I'd be perfect!! haa.. haha.. oh my.. I am posting your link to my friends!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I totally died laughing the whole time I wrote this... but don't give me all the credit.... RealHousewife was the inspiration! And she worked just as hard on this as I did! I just get the fun of posting it!

Thanks for sharing it with your friends! I appreciate that.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I am laughing my butt off right now! Oops maybe I better go get my ass back! Cuz baby got back;). God loves you barber girl for taking this butt and running with it:)!!!!!! You are the ultimate hilarious now what's next?


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I might have to do a review on the Magic Bullet... but that might get flagged as well for being a magic... bullet.... ha ha ha... okay maybe nobody will understand my twisted humor but I find myself hilarious! So at least I am laughing!


imranhaider 5 years ago

nice hub


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Thank you... I hope it brought a smile your way today!


dj7it 5 years ago

I thought I was a boob man, then I saw the booty pop! I'm now a trunk junkie.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Many happy endorphins have been released!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@DJ - you better believe it! After all, who doesn't want a baby whos got back! Glad you enjoyed it!

On a side note... I can't believe I forgot to use baby got back in there. That would have been too funny.


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Stan Fletcher 5 years ago from Nashville, TN

I'm going to get one and wear it backwards. I'll sell them under the name "Monster Balls". O crap, did I say that out loud?

Really funny, btw!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

If you do that can I get a small comission ... after all, I inspired your thought! LOL ... or you could even call it the push up balls! lol Great idea... you should go for it!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Mannnnnnnnnnnn that is the greatest high ever! Loving it! Stan you ARE the man! Thanks for making me laugh my butt off - it gave me the thought:)


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Harvey Stelman 5 years ago from Illinois

barber, Why do ladies worry so much, look at us guys? You can use surgery, or stays for your boobs, this crap for your ass, etc. I like a REAL woman! H


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Funny, I probably would have never bought the product on my own... yet curiousity always gets the best of me. I am probably already on my ninth live! I would also say... most down to earth ladies aren't really concerned about this kind of stuff. I know I'm not. But it did hold my jeans up so they stopped falling down so much. Maybe I don't need a belt... I just need Booty Pop... ha ha!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

See I'm with Harvey - all about keeping it real. Barbergirl you aren't that kind of girl - keep your belt on:-)


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Yeah - and the belt is much more comfortable... lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

And it will never walk off on it's own no matter how many times you wear it! LOL


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

OMG - that is just to darn funny! lol I need to find another As Seen on TV product that I can sarcastically review. That was fun. Only under one condition... it can't be involved with the booty... maybe I should do the neckline slimmer... lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Hahah - I'll do the shopping but next time I'm taking the camera!


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crystolite 5 years ago from Houston TX

Wow BARBARA GIRL,pretty cool to hear from you again.Nice article you have on booty pop and i must confess is a sure read for every attractive lady


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Thanks crysolite - glad you liked the article about the booty pop. You should send it to all your attractive lady friends so they can read it too! ;)


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T.Y._Hudson 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

I just got done spending the past twenty minutes staring at my ass in the mirror. I'm pretty sure I don't have one! Maybe my poopoo drops strait out of my back! This is crazy! I might have to put a pair of pants on, to cover up the way my noassatall looks in a pair of pants, until I can get myself a booty pop.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

That is such a great comment... I just hope others aren't having self esteem issues from this article! LOL Now hurry up and get out there and get yourself a booty pop... lmao!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

BBG - you are too mich! I was just reading some of the comments:-)

TY - too funny!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

You know - this is a completely serious hub... After all, I don't think people understand all the disadvantages of suffering from noassatall. I suffer from this disease. Because of it, I am pretty sure I will never have the career like JLo. I probably will never learn to swim very well either, cause I don't have the extra floatation device. Oh yeah, and sitting... that is a problem. With noassatall, what is a girl soppossed to do! LOL :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Yes but maybe - just maybe JLo has been wearing a booty pop all this time! (Gasp)!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

GASP - Maybe she is the one who invented it! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I bet it's why Ben's parents didn't like her!

Or whatever his name was! Haha!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ha ha - that is just too funny!


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

OMG! This was so funny! Do you think this would help for secretarial spread?


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Susan - Rolf! I wish! I was cleaning out my closet earlier (out with the winter clothes in with the summer)! I found my booty pop and LMAO! Can you imagine a guy thinking his girlfriend is really hot until he helps her out of her padded suit and make-up?


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Just ask Susan - Glad I could make you laugh - This was a really fun article to write.

@Realhousewife - Why is your booty pop in your closet? Ha ha - I came across mine the other day and I was like why is their a bra in my underwe... oh wait.... that isn't a bra! LOL

I got a better one... what if a girl wears one of those thinning garments. Then all of a sudden pop and she really wasn't skinny... she was just compressing! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Omg! Or combusts and rubber goes flying like a burst tire!

Good question - the booty pop scared me a little bit - it was a little dark in there (I threw it on a shlef in there) I could tell it was oddly shaped and I was thinking "what the he.." oh yeah! For 15 bucks I didn't want to throw it out - it might make a great addition to a hallows eve costume!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Yeah - I doubt I will ever wear it again unless I am really really desperate - like laundry day. For $15 I can't bear to throw it out! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Well you just never know - it might just end up for sale at an auction!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

It could make me millions.


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Granny's House 5 years ago from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time

barbie, realhousewife has lead me here. You are fantastic and very funny. I love it

Tina


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Tina - thank you very much. I am glad that you enjoyed this. I can't take complete credit for this. Realhousewife was definitely the inspiration for this. It was a lot of fun to do. And she was such a great help in creating this hub! If you watch closely, we still through out booty pop comments on just about everything! LOL


Tyler 4 years ago

Imagine if they has the "BOOTY POP" for men that would be great


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AEvans 4 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

I am laughing so hard! lololo! I can't see the screen clearly. lolol! "kids and husband in tow!" lololo This is a good one and I must check out the "Booty POP!"


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@AEvans - Ha ha - this was such a fun one to actually do! This is the first one me and Real worked on together. She definitely deserves some props for the idea... and for posing for the picture as well! I laughed the whole time writing this! I am glad others get the same reaction! LOL


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Tyler - Sorry for the late response but it seems your message had gotten put in the spam folder. I agree though - the Booty Pop for men would be hilarious!


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Sherry Hewins 4 years ago from Sierra Foothills, CA

Thanks for the fun review, but even if it got raves this is not a product that I ever would need as I have never suffered from noassatall. Voted up anyway.


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Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas

If you order today, can you get two Booty Pops for the price of one plus a free gift? Inquiring minds want to know! LOL! ~WB


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Sherry Hewins - I am glad you have never suffered from noassatall. I have suffered most of my life. It is tramatic. ;)


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Wayne Brown - Who needs the free gift when you will get plenty of attention from just getting your booty to pop! Isn't that gift enough! LOL


Renee Collins 4 years ago

The first time I saw a booty pop commercial I laughed so hard I squirted soda out my nose. But I've never known anyone to buy them. I don't have a J.Lo or Beyonce booty, but I'm fortunate not to suffer fromNoassatall...I might just buy some just to say I did. My hubby will get a good laugh out of it if no one else does,


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Renee Collins - I probably wouldn't have bought one if it wasn't for being put up to it by RealHousewife. I will admit though, with as much fun as I had putting this review together, it was worth the money I had invested. So why not... go ahead and have some fun... at least your husband will have a good laugh! :)


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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

interesting product, unfortunately i have enough to stay far from this...lol

great review, ladies...stacy n kelly


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barbergirl28 3 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Ruchira - This one was so much fun. And it is even a better product review because it started this long lasting friendship with Kelly! Glad she approached me about it! :)

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