Behold The Sleek, Stealthy, Farr West Pettipant

Today we continue our panty exploration with a pair of panties that stopped me in my tracks when I saw them. Not literally, of course, they're panties, not muggers, but you get the idea. These panties are so pretty, but yet they look sort of kind of just enough like men's boxers that you may very well be able to incorporate them into daily attire without a girlfriend or spouse who cringes at the sight of lingerie having a coronary.

In fact, these pettipant panties may be just what you need to introduce the idea of wearing lingerie to partner. Indeed, you may find that your partner in life and crime (but not yet in lingerie) may come around to the idea once she's had a chance to enjoy this type of lingerie, which is vaguely feminine, but not entirely threatening. It's been observed more than once that if women can get their heads around the idea, they generally end up quite enjoying the fact that the men in their lives take time to look and feel good for them. After all, nobody enjoys coarse cotton, nobody, and that includes hardline traditional dressing ladies.

However regardless of whether you wear these in a relationship or alone on a observation platform somewhere in darkest Siberia, these are gorgeous panties. Not content with merely being silky and lovely, they go the extra mile with a scalloped lace trim that flits around their edges, making them even more appealing to the eye, if that were possible.

Like Hanky Panky, Farr West is a USA based lingerie company, so I think it's no exaggeration to say that if you're an American citizen and you don't buy these panties, then the terrorists have won. (See, politics does have every day applications, you just have to be willing to bend and stretch reality and truth in ways they were never intended to be bended and stretched.)

Let's look at some technical specifications for these panties, shall we? You can purchase these panties in 'Vanilla' (sort of off white, if the picture is to be believed, though the color on the site makes it look sort of beaten egg yellow, which confuses my brain,) Black, which makes sense, and 'Sable', which for once, isn't another word for beige, but is another word for a strange kind of muddy tree brown that is being discontinued. So, you know, if you have a penchant for lingerie in weird colors, you better get in quick and snap up a sable pair. They could be worth something on Antiques Roadshow one day.

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stormy08 6 years ago

Hope, I don't know what to say! The pettipants are so gorgeous!I couldn't access anything from the link you provided, but I godgled Farr West, went to one of the sites, ( and promptly spent $200 (the line is NOT inexpensive)! There is much more than just pettipants offered by Farr West, and the entire line is worthy of future comments from you. From the comments I saw, buyers are more than pleased with this line, so thank you for making it your pick of the day! BTW, your column is #7 on the hit list for farr west lingerie !!

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foxxyz69 6 years ago from Niles Ohio

I would like to purchase, how?

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Hope Alexander 6 years ago Author

These are featured on my site

You can buy them there, through the links.

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foxxyz69 6 years ago from Niles Ohio

Thank you!

chevy34_00 6 years ago

Pettipants are fun to wear.

sissychuck44 6 years ago

What do you think of pettipants? do you wear them yourself? i like the idea of them but usually wear bikinis or hi cut panties myself.

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Stormy08 6 years ago from Here, There, and Everywhere

I couldnt get the links to work, so I googled farr west lingerie, and hunted down several sites. has most complete selection, along with good prices, and very nice pics of the merchandise. and about a month shipping as most items are shipped direct from factory for flat $7.00

I liked the lingerie so much, i spent $200 and only got 4 items...but I think I am going to love then!!

Stormy08 6 years ago

I couldn't get the link to work, so I googled farr west lingerie. I found a site that had the complete line, and well, I just couldn't resist them any long....result? I ordered $200 of lingerie from -- they are being shipped from the mfg, so it will be about 3 weeks b4 I get them.

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