Cool Funny t-shirt Designs
Funny T-shirt Designs
I've scoured the internet and thousands of shirts later, these are some of the best cool and/or funny t-shirts I've found. Some deciding factors are message, theme, number of colors, color choice, complexity, center of interest, size, and print technique. Or we could not over-analyze them and just have fun.
Where I went to sue that floozy Susie's Boozie Smoothies. It was a doozy.
Great display of sport irreverence.
From the first "Austin Powers" movie:
"Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal."
Rainman's home before Charlie Babbitt kidnapped him. Charlie also squeezed and pulled and hurt his neck in 1988. (the movie "Rainman") teetower.com
Izzy Mandelbaum, the World's Greatest Dad. Pump it.
It's an old clumsy arguing tactic...
Person A: "All Scotsmen drink ale."
Person B: "I am Scottish, and I don't drink ale."
Person A: "Then you are not a true Scotsman!"
I like Busted's retro ecard tees.
A bonus with people like this is when they also retell the same exact stories.
And it's mostly complete strangers' patios.
Other cool tees
Cobra Kai is at 80stees.com "Get 'em a body bag, yeeahhh!" (Cobra Kai is the bad guys' karate dojo in the 1984 movie "Karate Kid")
Rizzotees.com. Pack your bathing suits and sunscreen kids, we're going to Detroit.
T. Rex Exercise is at shirt.woot.com. If you can't make out the text it reads "Exercise Some motivation required."
Best Monkey T-shirts
There are a lot of monkey shirts on the internet. I've seen hundreds at least, but maybe a couple thousand. Most were okay, but it takes more than a fuzzy head and long tail to make my list.
Monkey Chandelier from Headlineshirts.com. An escaped chimp loose in a mansion? Philanthropist zookeeper? Or simply a successful bachelor party? Don't know, but this screams awesome. Simple funny idea, two-colors on a red/purple tee.
Why so Curious? Great Threadless tee by artist Andy Hunt. If you don't know what this is, it's a mix-mash of Curious George and The Joker (as portrayed by Heath Ledger in the movie "The Dark Knight"). Excellent idea and artwork. Nice bright colors.
My favorite monkey tee, though being the designer I couldn't be more biased. A baby chimp with a propeller beanie. I just combined two great things, monkey and toys. If I was smart, I'd design all of my shirts like that. Chimps + money, apes + girls, baboons + food, etc. teetower.com
Big brother to be by specialtee at Zazzle. In my mind, this would only be awesome on an adult who is not expecting a little brother. There's not a woman alive who wouldn't be attracted to a guy wearing this shirt.
One Smart Monkey from Icebergtees.com. To earn a grape, Fido explains partial derivatives of vector-valued functions. Great NASA-lookin chimp. I love when artists can pull off partial fade-away illustrations. Clean, simple one color on gray.
I Love Monkeys! by FatAnkle at Redbubble. Illustration of the kids game Barrel of Monkeys, whose instruction manual could read: 1. Spill contents. 2. Put contents away.
Savannah Cowboy by Nathan Davis of Redbubble. Spurring giraffe while firing six-shooters. Monkey=cute. Human=jail time.
Triumph United from MMA Warehouse. Thai script, smoking monkey, and Muay Thai kickboxing. That's enough to make most lists. Fortunately the graphic is awesome too. I have no idea what the Thai text says and it doesn't even matter. Great one color white graphic on black tee.
"Cold War Vet". Another great white on black one, this from Headlineshirts.com. Added to my list now is Monkeys + space.
- Some monkeys live on the ground, while others live in trees.
- Grinning or pulling the lip is a sign of aggression in monkeys
- Monkeys express affection and make peace by grooming each other.
- Apes are not technically monkeys. Monkeys: Tail, small brain, can live up to 30 years old, Family Cercopithecidae. Apes: No tail, big brain, can live up to 60 years old, Family Hominoidea.
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These are some of the best velociraptor tees I've come across online. Quick facts: Velociraptor means "swift seizer" or "speedy thief" depending on the source. They had feathers. Yep, feathers. Their fossils have been found in Mongolia, Russia, and China (guess where they found the Utahraptor?). They were the size of turkeys, though the Utahraptors were the size of Grizzlys. Either way, they were vicious. Their teeth were more strongly serrated on the back edge than the front—likely to improve ability to catch and hold fast-moving prey. Their enlarged middle claw (they had 3) could be 2 1/2- 3 1/2 inches long and that was their can-opener. To add to the fun, we think they could have run up to 40 mph.
Vote raptor. Velociraptor Party at teetower.com. Simple political satire graphic, kicks butt.
Velociraptor Awareness Day is April 18. Remember those who forgot. Zazzle.com
I dig this raptor bones shirt. Thanks, I'll be here all week. Zazzle.com
Cretaceous death from above t-shirt. Retro-style design that is absurdly awesome. Redbubble.com
Velociraptor warning road sign. This could have prevented a lot of problems at Jurassic Park. Zazzle.com
Sometimes evolution sucks t-shirt. White on black. Zazzle.com
Jetpack Scissors Raptor is cool but the designer put their website name on the back of it. If you don't mind human billboarding someone's URL, go for it. Zazzle.com
Velociraptor Easter Bunny, aka Easterus Bunnysaurus. Great for the little dino-tykes. Zazzle.com
Another raptor bones tee but with more of an artistic flair. Cool dripping ink/blood/flesh effect. Redbubble.com
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