Womens Fashions and Outfits Men Hate and Clothes Guys Don't Want Girls to Wear
YES - What Men Like
So What Ladies Fashions Don't Men Like?
Girls, do you ever wonder what men would like you to wear? Well here is a guide for women who want to know what kind of clothes men like. And, more importantly, what styles will makes guys run a mile!
If you want to put a man off, then here are some tips for a wardrobe that should get rid of any unwanted male admirers!
I appreciate that many of the clothing styles mentioned here exist mainly on the catwalk and are rarely seen in the high street or at the local mall being worn 'real' women.
Incidentally, why is it that the so called ‘fashion world’, inhabited by fashion writers, designers, celebrities and the rich and wealthy, create a whole raft and designs, colours and textures that no real woman wants to wear or could ever afford?
Come to think of it, why do most fashion models not look remotely like real, normal women? It’s a mystery to me but anyway, lets get back back to that men-friendly fashion collection.
The information here is obviously subjective but is based on a number of surveys of male opinion such as one conducted by MSN in 2010.
Men's Poll re Womens Fashions
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Ditch the Dungarees, Jumpsuits and Harem Pants
Generally men don’t like baggy shapeless clothes. We like women to have a figure of some sort. To go in at the waist, have hips and a butt or bum and also breasts. (Yes, it make surprise you to know that men like breasts).
Dungarees and Jumpsuits are therefore the first items to go in the Recycling Bin of Taste. While we are at it, those dreadful Harem Pants can go too. Do tear them up before they go in the bin so no one else can wear them!
Men, when not staring at breasts, also like ladies legs. They don’t have to be perfect legs. We like tights but we like stockings even more.
Particularly if they are supported by a garter belt, suspender belt or suspenders attached to some other garment such as a corset.
Conversely, Men are not keen on Leggings. A baggy tee shirt with leggings is particularly off putting. Jeggings, an evil cross between jeans and leggings, are even worse!
Knee Socks, Gladiator Sandals and Ugg Boots - Ugg!
Moving down the female leg, Gladiator Sandals are unwelcome as are the aptly named Ugg Boots (where do you think the name came from?).
Some of those Uggs look like the wearer trod on an unfortunate pair of small mammals and then left the corpses on their feet.
Although we do love grown up stockings, we find female socks off putting. Particularly Over the Knee Socks.
There is something not quite right about it. It’s a bit like grown up women wearing school uniform. OK in the bedroom but not in public.
generally don’t like women to wear Too Much Make Up (a particular sin of
some women in the USA). Also, men don’t tend to like
really bright colours. Neon colours and girlie
pink are particularly unpopular with males. However, men tend to be attracted to girls wearing bright Red,
Tassels, Tattooed Ladies and Tuxedos
Most men, not all, are really put off by all but the smallest girl Tattoos. Men who don’t wear tattoos and men that do are united in their concern that so many women now have great tapestries of black and multicoloured inks on backs, butts and breasts.
What about jackets? Well we don’t much like women in Tuxedos. Fringes on clothes generally are a no no. While your at it, ditch the handbag with a hundred Tassels dragging on the ground.
Another massive turn off is the jacket that gives you the Furry Look like an inhabitant of Second Life. If you’re not sure what I mean, go to Second Life (it’s a virtual world so don’t expect a Sat Nav reference).
Fly around or teleport until you find someone, ie an Avatar, and 10 to 1 they will be wearing a hideous furry costume. That’s because in the real world furry people are not welcomed so most of them have relocated to cyber space!
Don't get me started on Furry Boots. They look particularly unpleasent on catwalk models with ultra thin legs. See below for a typical example from Channel.
Keep it Simple, Shapely and Feminine
What else? Really Big Sunglasses. Men are simple souls and are really attracted to a girl who smiles a lot and have lovely eyes. Big sunglasses conceal the smile and the eyes.
Guys are also generally more conservative (with a small ‘c’) that their female sisters. We don’t like too many accessories and other adornments. We like simple plain fabrics that don’t detract from the inner and outer beauty of the female wearer.
Lets finish on a positive note. Ladies Belts
(not too fancy) are much appreciated by guys if only because they accentuate the wearers figure. Generally keep your look Simple, Shapely and Feminine
Here's hoping that if you're a woman and have read this far, nothing here has offended you.
If it has then share your rage via a comment below. Men, if you adore your girlfriend's harem pants or her cute dungarees and the love of your life is a tattooed lady, then tell us what you think.
If I've missed anything else that women wear and you hate then just let me know!
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