Hanky Panky Endangered Men's Lingerie

This is not a pair of panties. This is a rhinoceros. Rhinoceroses are known for their leathery exterior, poor eye sight, and keen sense of smell. Panties are known for their hygienic and comforting nature, not to mention their usefulness as an impromptu facial mask, should one lose one's own when lurking in bushes. Don't tell me I never give you any useful tips for lurking in bushes. Of course, one should only lurk in bushes with the express permission of the owner of the bushes. Though this may take much of the fun out of the lurking experience, it will save unpleasant court appearances and being forbidden the right to travel internationally.

Fortunately, one does not always have to choose between animals and panties, sometimes one can have them both. Though not in that way. Animal print panties are popular amongst all segments of the lingerie wearing population.

Today I'm going to take some time to talk about Hanky Panky animal print panties just because they've put such a solid and sincere effort into making their animal print lingerie interesting of late. It seriously is seriously interesting, and they already have a reputation for producing highly comfortable lingerie that women love, so why not trust them that little bit further when they tell you that animal skins are in right now? Even though their lingerie may seem weird and scary to you, they are experts, and I think we have to trust them when they say that their panties are awesome. They're just panties after all. It's not as if the panties are going to burst and fill the Gulf of Mexico with bits of nylon and lace.


Leopard Giraffe Boyshort

You see! After all of that stuff about rhinoceroses there is a thong to console you. If these aren't the most well fitting animal print panties you've ever seen, you'll eat your hat, mark my words! Look at the way it sits on the model, as if she had suddenly grown her own giraffe skin. Who among us has not, at some point, wished that we could grow fur in the fashion of a leopard? Hanky Panky is making it possible for us now. They are the weavers of dreams my friends, the weavers of delicate lingerie dreams.

These panties of course, match those bandeau brassieres I've been going on about for the last few weeks, ever since I first laid eyes on them. They won't be around forever you know. Already a ruffled tap panty in giraffe patterning has said its final goodbyes to the world. The lingerie cycle is cruel that way, like a lion stalking the Savannah, taking down the weak and the sick, the lingerie left on the shelf after closing time.

It's the circle of lingerie of course, and it moves us all. From plus size to petite, big and small. Till we find our place, on the lacy path unwinding. It's the circle. The circle of lingerie.

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Comments 5 comments

ILoveLingerie 6 years ago

This is a pretty panty! It's a boyshort though, not a thong;)

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WE5 6 years ago

This was quite an enjoyable read on an otherwise dull, rainy day here in the Northwest Atlantic! Thanks.

Nobodytheyknow 6 years ago

Went looking for a retailer of Hanky Panky brand - - None within about 100 miles, but when i do get to a place that carries them, I'm sure to dish out the cash as I like thongs.

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Hope Alexander 6 years ago Author

You're so right, ILoveLingerie :)

Glad you enjoyed it WE5

Nobodytheyknow, HankyPanky retails online extensively, if you go to http://hewearspanties.com, there are purchase details there.

carlos aka(kingmarky) 6 years ago

hey i really liked this artical, but i was wondering how do you know if any of the pnaties youve posted will fit the unmentionables. ive always wondered about how to figure that out. love all you work please keep at it : )

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