How to Find Cheap Jimmy Choos

Jimmy Choo Women Eau De Parfum Spray

It smells like Jimmy Choo and, wow, it's way below the list price. You couldn't ask for more. Amazon offers amazing bargains on this stuff. Splash it on before heading out to appear in the studio audience at The Price is Right. You're almost certain to be picked to play Plinko or participate in the Showcase Showdown. All the other contestants smell like fear and Timex. Be prepared for success.

The same stuff, on eBay

If you don't like Amazon because they aren't eBay, you can order Jimmy Choo parfum from eBay. Selections change mightily: keep an eye out for fleeting bargains. We like to bid low and add the items to our watch list. Very often the seller will make us an attractive offer after the auction ends before the minimum price is met. They don't want this stuff piling up in the warehouse so they'd rather sell it at an even bigger discount.

Jimmy Choo Dahlia Sunglasses

These eye shields price out at almost $300 according to Jimmy Choo accountants, who can probably be trusted. On eBay we see pairs selling for well under $200. Public school math ciphers that to be a 33% discount. We like that.

Stylistically, they look like something Mary Tyler Moore wore in the 1970's, but oh well. Fashions come and go like lemming herds. We're OK with fleeting trends because eBay and Amazon would be reduced to selling SEC hoodies and broken cell phones.

Jimmy Choo Lizard Embossed Leather Riki Bag Tote

Oh, my. No lizards were harmed in the making of these bags, as far as you know. Enter the world of high fashion with these deeply discounted totes and carry-alls. Pack your parfum and sunglasses and uncashed dividend checks. Head out to Talladega or the White House: you're always prepared.

Jimmy Choo Bracelet

Jimmy makes bracelets for every style of human wrist. You can order up absurdly expensive models for alabaster-skinned ingenues riding in the back seats of limousines. You can bid on deeply-discounted wrist wrappers almost guaranteed not to make the underlying skin green. Either way, eBay is the way to go. Your selection is always changing. Bid early and bid often.

Shoes of some type

Wrestling or running a marathon may be problematic while shod with Jimmy Choo footwear. Even walking to the mailbox on smooth unbroken ground could present a challenge. Someone puts these on: we're not here to judge.

Fantastic bargains can be procured on eBay, along with hard-earned life-lessons. Plan ahead before taking your Jimmy Choo heels for a hike on the Appalachian Trail.

SoleMates High Heel Things

There's nothing quite like taking a tumble on the red carpet when a high heel shatters under the stress of the spotlight. Your adoring fans quickly move on to the next flavor of the month: your'e left with a swollen ankle and a warehouse full of unsold DVDs.

Don't let this happen to you or those you love. Stock up on high heel protectors. Keep an emergency set in your expensive purse and the glove compartment of your limousine.

I buy my Jimmy Choo stuff from

  • eBay
  • Amazon
  • Jimmy comes to my house and I write him a check
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nicomp 3 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

Why do I write this crap if HubPages refuses to allow the search engines to index it? What a joke.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

God bless you, nicomp. Must be a bad cold. Oh, wait a minute - those are not ah choos, they are Jimmy Choos. Sorry!


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nicomp 3 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@drbj: Bless you and all you stand for.

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