Male underwear- a female point of view

Nothing is so sexy as a man in nice underwear

 

But once in a while I ask myself if a man can judge himself in his underwear. Men seem to get more and more vain, but does this have its influence in choice of underwear? Besides the fact that some men like to wear socks when they are in their underwear, I started to question this while I looked around on the internet and in my surroundings (and before you say anything, I like Ananta in his underwear even though I like him more without).

I don't know how it is in the United States, but in our little country most of the men walk around in ball pinchers. Hopefully this is going to change very soon, because the greater part of women like to see men in tight boxers (like the Bjorn Borg models). Only a quarter of women prefer a man in briefs.

 

Times have changed for the male underwear.

Not only time changed of course but also the man himself. Some buy their own underwear now. It can make a difference, but it doesn't need to be an advantage, because when a man returns home with Long Johns, it can be quite a disappointment for the woman. The time that men's underwear looked like a diving suite is over fortunately. Now a days there is a lot to choose from between all kinds of different styles and sizes. Yes gentlemen, sizes.

The eye of a partner wants to be treated too.

But eeeuw, some men really don't know sexy. Some even manage to wear worn out underwear( with holes from scratching their butt or the front parts). Believe me men, if there was a man in front of me with holes in the fabric so I can see his butt, I start to wonder about his personal hygiene. I know an itch can happen, but this much itching? Or maybe you're that kind of man who says to feel cold all the time( yeah, you might need an excuse for the size of it) and you always wear North pole underwear or Thermopants as they are called also?

So many kinds, so much choice.

Choice depending on comfort, body mass, taste. One likes sperm killing underwear, as tight as possible, or ball pinchers. Others may like eatable underwear to save some walks to the washing machine.

When is a man wearing too tight underwear?

* his noble parts are hanging under his armpits.

* his voice is a few octaves higher than usual.

*his boxer short looks like a string on him.

When is a man wearing underwear that just doesn’t fit him?

* first off all. When it's just too tight( see above)

* When his underpants can be used on camping trips as a tent

* When certain body parts are hanging outside instead of being hidden by the underwear.

* when the wife starts wondering why her lingerie has lose fittings because he was trying it on the night before and watched himself in the mirror.

When is a man wearing underwear which doesn’t become him?

*his partner starts screaming or laughing her ass off while she's leaving the room.

* His partners has to see a shrink because of the nightmares she's having about him in his underwear

* his partner starts to wonder if it is Christmas already.

What are the don’ts for a man concerning underwear?

*don't ask your mother in law to buy it

* don't wear it any longer than it is hygienically safe

* keep it on while your partner is full of lust

*Use it as a Frisbee after you worn it for a week

Men, don't go by your own judgment only. Ask a woman to judge if you are wearing the right stuff. I'm willing to help you of course. Just mail your picture to me*grin*

P.S.. Due to an alert.... some pictures have been removed...

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guidebaba profile image

guidebaba 8 years ago from India

" Just mail your picture" : - What Picture - "Top" OR "Bottom" ???


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

That depends on where and how you are wearing your underwear:P * lol*


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guidebaba 8 years ago from India

Ofcourse Honey, I wear it on the BOTTOM. OK, should I send you picture of the BOTTOM so that you can suggest the BEST Underwear for me????


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

Sure you can, only if you really start to wear it and send a picture of you in that underwear too*evil grin*

When there are enough men who do that., I'll have enough pictures to start another hub on the metamorphis of men in their new underwear *lol*


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guidebaba 8 years ago from India

I look This - http://z.hubpages.com/u/487464_f260.jpg Which Underwear do you suggest for me?? Mind You - I am still a Bachelor.


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author


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guidebaba 8 years ago from India

Dear..That is not suitable for me. Mine is NOT Elephant-Size !@#


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

I'm sorry(a)

Maybe this one?

http://i24.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/98/69/cbe4_1_b.JPG

than nobody can tell;-)


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tomerr 8 years ago from Far Far Away...

Hilarious pic, where did you find it? Nice hub!!


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

Thank you tomrr:-) Just surfing the I-net:)


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Dottie1 8 years ago from MA, USA

Lazur, when I saw your hub title I thought you might need advice on what to do if your man piled his dirty underwear high on the floor. When I go to my sister's house I always see my brother-in-laws underwear on the ground outside his bedroom window. But your hub takes the cake and i'm ROFLOL!


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

He's using his underwear as a frisbee?*lol*

Maybe your brother in law should read this one too Dottie1:-D


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Dottie1 8 years ago from MA, USA

I think i'll get my brother-in-law some of these undies for Christmas! They would also make great male yankee swaps too!


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

It's always fun for Christmas. :-) Who would start to unwrap this present ?*lol*

http://www.unionjackwear.co.uk/images/christmas%20...


Ananta65 8 years ago

Underwear, ey? Well, it's worth considering :)


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

Tssss I just like you without:P


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Dottie1 8 years ago from MA, USA

lol, the perfect Christmas package. Lazur, you can focus better with one eye closed.


Ananta65 8 years ago


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patnamohan 8 years ago from India

hahahahahahah.LOL


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compu-smart 8 years ago from London UK

Im a calvin klein man myself and you cant go wrong with a a pair of the above pics example, and as you requested a will send you a picture to ask your opinion but I have to buy a wide angle lens camara first!:D


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

Take your time Compu-smart. I'm a patient girl *whistle*:D:D


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

Woah! Cotton stretch boxers for me. I don't want to look like that guy going up the stairs!


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hot dorkage 8 years ago from Oregon, USA

hahahaha!!!!


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

Cristoph, You're a wise guy:D


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

I'm thinking the same when I see something totally 'wrong' hot dorkage:D


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petexanh 8 years ago

In my experience its mostly gay men who want to shell out the big bucks on designer underwear. So maybe they should be consulting other men ;)

Love the stud undies. LOL


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

Oh yes, I loved to go shopping with gay men anyway, not only for designer underware:):D


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quensday 8 years ago from New York

I think that men underwear are best with the most coverage, haha!


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Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands Author

Coverage, but tight coverage please:P:DLOL


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ryanenglish 7 years ago

some underwears look funny hehe


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Lazur 7 years ago from Netherlands Author

I would say, some underwares look funny when men are wearing it:P


James Bond  7 years ago

Hi ! How come your so interested in mens underwear? Its the most boring subject imaginable. I have an assortment of boxer shorts and you can find them everywhere about my house. So if you ever visit me you will have a great time sorting out one pair from another. Gaaaaaaaad!


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blue.lotus 7 years ago from Cali

Love this hub, Lazur! So much fun! And I'll say in America you NEVER see a man wearing "ball pinchers" except maybe in the movies where they are the butt of the joke! lol

Favorite among my girlfriends is the boxer brief. Kinda tight, but some coverage as well. Like the Calvin Klien pic you posted. Of course, however, the best underwear on a man is NONE AT ALL. So sexy, as long as it's on a gorgeous body, and not one like the nasty fat dude headed up the stairs! ewww!

And to James Bond.. Men's underwear is only boring if you let it be!


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Lazur 7 years ago from Netherlands Author

The Calvin Klein is one of my favorites too blue lotus besides the naked butt then;) Thanks for commenting:)


threesweds 7 years ago

Lazur, for me wearing women's lingerie with the multitude of colors, prints, lace, mesh, and styles is more exhilarating, sensual, and naughty than ever wearing any underwear designed for men. I dress like a man on the outside, but underneath it is pure softness!!


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Joshish dude 7 years ago

i think thongs are hot


imran 6 years ago

hi...lol


alan grimsby 6 years ago

my undies are for my benefit, not wifes or anyone else so i wear womens bra and panties every day, its so nice ,i think for myself not follow fashion or other men,buy them openly so if women i know see`s me buying them and says `they for you?`and sales girl waits for answer ,i say yes do you like them? i just don't think it matters in this crazy world.


mick 6 years ago

do girls like it if u have family guy underwear


asam chaudhry 5 years ago

should a man wear a female's underware, i think yes, Females underwear are small and silky and very light


knight 5 years ago

HI. Thanks for the article.. Im surprised since I thought briefs are what women prefer on men (since men prefer the same on women as it exposes more) !!

By the way what color do u suggest for boxer briefs..

I wear white all the time but am open to suggestions.?? please help


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Lazur 5 years ago from Netherlands Author

@asam,

I think it depends on the amount of butt there is to cover ;)

@knight,

That can depend on what colour do you like best, skin colour etc.

And believe me when I say that sometimes women pray for some men NOt to show ;)


Steve 5 years ago

Lazur, I have tried all styles of underwear over the years.

I now wear thongs 90% of the time, and have done for years. I love the look, feel and comfort of a thong, and the briefer they are the better.

Girlfriend do take a while to get used to them, I must admit. If you girls can wear thongs though, why shouldn't us guys?


tim 5 years ago

Hey,

First of all thanks for the article, I like your style. Now for my problem:

I like hanging around in my underwear at home, and most of the time I don't like having to put anything else on when we've got visitors, however, we've had my mother and sister in law over a few times, as well as one of my wife's friends (female), and they have looked shocked to see me in my underwear. Is there a type of underwear that I could wear around the house, without having to feel uncomfortable around such visitors, bearing in mind I have rather large, muscly quads and large front end also.

Thanks in advance for your advice


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Lazur 5 years ago from Netherlands Author

@ Tim

Sorry, but I think walking around in your underwear in front of visitors is just not done. If your uncomfortable, how do you think they will feel?


tim 5 years ago

Ok, thank you for your advice, I guess you're right, could u suggest a good type of underwear?


LukeGuernsey 5 years ago

Hi good post,

I have been looking for some new underwear, In Guernsey (an island off the south coast of England) we have got rubbish shops so that is why I turned to the net.

I have been thinking between styles.

I quite like the Calvin Klein range white or black?

Strech Boxer (known as boxer-trunk here)I have been looking on the www.houseoffraser.co.uk website have a look and tell me what you think.

I am 19 by the way and quite a slim build in my opinion the Calvin Kelin 365 underwear trunk that's £16.00 is the best one. Is tight white the best?

Thank you.


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bjornborgboxers 5 years ago from The Netherlands

Hahahaha. Nice post and great ending ;)

I am seriously wondering how many men buy their own underwear though.


amit 4 years ago

i have seen my sister in laws panties collection which is very colorful, she is 36 yrs old and has all styles and colors to make me hard. I once wore her panties all day and felt very nice. can u suggest some underwear which is very feminine which i can wear and show her that i wear undies like panty though i will show as if it is accidentally seen


preopleld 3 years ago

We helpful to find on top of lifestyle yet lately I've truly built up the level of resistance.


Kris 2 years ago

What the hell is a "diving suite"?

You meant suit right?

I think people that can't spellcheck should not write a column.

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