Massive Breasts, Breasts That Grow And Grow And Grow
Breasts are a very primitive means of recognizing a female. In the days before make up and wet to dry hair straighteners, the difference could sometimes be a little difficult to tell. Breasts, those telling curvatures on the chest were a sure fire give away that this was a woman. Even today, some people believe that the bigger the breasts are, the more fertile, feminine, and generally attractive the woman is. (In a classically Greek like twist of karma type revenge these people are often porn addicts for reasons that will later become clear.)
Imagine if there was a way that breasts could continue growing well past the age of 16 or 18 or 20, or whenever it is most women's breasts stop growing and start sagging. Imagine if there was a procedure that would cause them to just grow and grow and grow, bigger than melons, bigger than basketballs, bigger than a snowman's derrière,so big that they threaten to explode.
It can be done you know, and though the procedure is now illegal in the United States and the European Union, it is known as polypropylene string implants. Strings of polypropylene are inserted into the breast tissue, where they irritate it and cause fluid production to occur, fluid production that inflates the breast to gigantic sizes. Doesn't that just sound, well, swell?
To further put the substance used in these implants in perspective, lets look at other applications for polypropylene. They include Carpeting, Miniature Golf Course Paving, Car parts, Tupperware, and Industrial Molds.
Some of the most famous women who possess string implants include Chelsea Charms and Maxi Mounds, combined they have 92 pounds (around 45 kgs) of breasts between them, which is about the same mass as your average 8 year old. As you may have gathered by their names, these ladies are both rather well known in the adult entertainment industry.
Rather unsurprisingly, the most common patrons of this form of breast augmentation are porn stars, and the implants are rarely seen outside the adult industry, reasons for this include a certain lack of practicality in having breasts which have to be regularly drained by a surgeon, the hugely magnified risk of tipping over when walking, and the fact that these implants are by no means good for your health.
Still, in a day and age where people commonly inject botulism into their faces in order to paralyze the muscles, the fact that something isn't terribly good for you doesn't tend to dissuade many, and it shouldn't. Being hot is very important. Especially if you have nothing else going for you, like personality or intellect.
(Which are things for ugly people anyway, right?)
WRITER'S NOTE: Just a note to say that this is by far and away, my most. hated. hub. EVER. I have no idea why that is, but it makes me very proud none the less. Rock on!
ANOTHER WRITER'S NOTE: Well it took me a while to work out the hatred, but I have worked it out! Success! Now I just have to work out why people think this Hub is promoting these horrible things... is it an inability to distinguish irony and sarcasm from hearfelt statements? Or are there simply too many pesky words to read?
The investigation continues...
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