How To Wear Lingerie At Work When You're Male
It is a common wish for a man who wears lingerie to want to wear lingerie to work. There are several reasons for this. For starters, you get to feel that lovely lingerie against your body throughout an otherwise mundane and boring workday. Secondly, there is the secret thrill of wearing lingerie, nobody knows you have it on, and you can be making a big presentation or talking to the boss in a camisole, bra, panties and stockings without anyone being the wiser. This can be quite a rush for many men.
However if you are going to wear lingerie to work, you need to do it smart if you don't want to get caught. Read through these useful tips and cautionary notes before making your big expedition!
Loose Pants Save Butts
Be careful to ensure that you are not wearing tight pants. You can get away with some fairly elaborate lingerie, stockings, suspenders, even a garter, as long as your pants are not too tight. Fortunately most of the time business wear tends to be fairly loose, so you should be okay.
WARNING: Ensure that the pants do not pull tight when you sit down. Pants that may seem loose when standing can become embarrassingly tight when pulled over the seat of your behind!
The Thong Trick
A thong has traditionally been used by ladies to avoid the dreaded VPL or visible panty line. You can harness the power of thongs too! Beware however, a thing may ride up and give an incredibly uncomfortable 'butt flossing' sensation, so make sure you test drive the thong you plan to wear to work all day. Then again, you might like that sort of thing.
Tone It Down
If you like to wear stockings, then skin tone stockings are your friend when it comes to the work place. Stay away from shimmery colors and loud patterns. Opaques and skin toned stockings are great for wearing around the work place.
Double, Triple, Quadruple Check
Look at yourself in the mirror. It sounds like a simple thing to do, but the simplest mistakes are often the ones that are the first to be made. Use a full length mirror to see if there are any obvious signs that you are wearing lingerie. Alternately, use a digital camera and inspect the picture on your PC.
Think About Colors
Do NOT wear a dark colored bra under a light colored shirt, or vice versa. Even if that black bra is not visible under your shirt to the naked eye, an inopportune camera flash can reveal otherwise. The same can happen in reverse, believe it or not. Try to match your underwear to your outerwear when it comes to colors, or nude tones are also a good option.
Go With A T Shirt Bra
For men who want to wear bras to work, the T Shirt bra is a godsend. T Shirt bras are molded from one piece of fabric, and do not have the telltale seams to press through clothing that other bras have. T Shirt bras are specifically designed to be discrete, so you get to have the naughty feeling of wearing a bra, without anybody knowing.
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