Men In Lingerie Quiz: What Kind Of Man In Lingerie Are You?
The women's magazines are always doing these silly tests, evidently in response to a deep seated human need to analyze and classify both ourselves and the world around us into tidy little boxes in a futile attempt to control the raw majesty of chaos that surrounds us on every level. Enough existential philosophy for now though, lets figure out what kind of Man In Lingerie YOU really are!
Question One
You're walking through a department store and you see a very pretty pair of lacy panties for sale, do you:
A) Blush profusely at the ideas in your head and then scurry out of the store before any of the sales assistants or other customers pick up on what you're thinking.
B) Pick them up casually, check the size, and then take them up to the cashier whilst making pointed comments about your girlfriend/wife and how much she will love these.
C) Pick them up and make a bee line for the nearest sales assistant and ask her a barrage of questions about the panties whilst browsing around looking for a matching bra and commiserating with her about the way that under wire really does dig into your ribs.
Question Two
Your lingerie collection is:
A) Non existent, I don't dare purchase any myself.
B) Locked away and hidden under a false drawer bottom. Can't risk anyone possibly finding out about my love of lingerie.
C) All over the house. A little lingerie brightens the mood and makes for an interesting conversation piece when guests or in laws come around.
Question Three
I wear lingerie:
A) Never. Wearing lingerie is a secret desire that I keep locked away in the corners of my mind, along with lurking fears that putting on a pair of panties might actually make me gay.
B) Quite often, though I do so discreetly. Occasionally I might be a little naughty and sneak out of the house wearing a pair of panties under my jeans.
All the time. Taking my lingerie off to shower makes me uncomfortable, and if I must be separated from it for any length of time, then putting on my favorite pair of panties is like being reunited with a long lost lover. I even carry lingerie spares in my glove box just in case of a lingerie emergency, something my ex didn't believe when she found a pair of pink bikini cut panties wrapped around the car manual when she was looking for some sunglasses.
Question Four
This many people know about my lingerie wearing habits
A) Oh god! Nobody! Nobody must ever know!
B) Not many people, only those I am intimate with and know I can trust, or at least blackmail into silence. My significant other, past girlfriends, maybe a very close friend or two.
C) Who doesn't know? I make a habit of announcing my latest purchases at social gatherings or slow business meetings. I find that the topic really stimulates some interesting discussions.
Results
Give yourself one point for every A, two points for every B, and three points for every C.
0 - 5 Points - The Lingerie Neurotic
Your lingerie desires are deeply sublimated and scary to you, something which only makes your attraction and desire even stronger. You may day dream about being forced to wear panties as a means of being able to wear lingerie without having to actually 'own' the wearing of the lingerie.
6 - 8 Points - The Well Adjusted Lingerie Wearer
You indulge your lingerie tastes, but not to excess. You may sometimes attempt to hide your lingerie wearing from the general public or those who you fear will not understand, but you share it when and if appropriate with those you love.
9 - 12 - Born Again Lingerie Man
You have fully embraced the lingerie wearing side of yourself, perhaps to the point where it is starting to overshadow other parts of your personality and most definitely to the point where it is becoming a obsession and fixation. Lingerie is wonderful, but it may be time to put the panties down and take a walk without eying the contents of other people's washing lines or laundry hampers to see what lingerie delights might be on offer. There is life after lingerie.
