Men In Lingerie Quiz: What Kind Of Man In Lingerie Are You?

The women's magazines are always doing these silly tests, evidently in response to a deep seated human need to analyze and classify both ourselves and the world around us into tidy little boxes in a futile attempt to control the raw majesty of chaos that surrounds us on every level. Enough existential philosophy for now though, lets figure out what kind of Man In Lingerie YOU really are!

Question One

You're walking through a department store and you see a very pretty pair of lacy panties for sale, do you:

A) Blush profusely at the ideas in your head and then scurry out of the store before any of the sales assistants or other customers pick up on what you're thinking.

B) Pick them up casually, check the size, and then take them up to the cashier whilst making pointed comments about your girlfriend/wife and how much she will love these.

C) Pick them up and make a bee line for the nearest sales assistant and ask her a barrage of questions about the panties whilst browsing around looking for a matching bra and commiserating with her about the way that under wire really does dig into your ribs.

Question Two

Your lingerie collection is:

A) Non existent, I don't dare purchase any myself.

B) Locked away and hidden under a false drawer bottom. Can't risk anyone possibly finding out about my love of lingerie.

C) All over the house. A little lingerie brightens the mood and makes for an interesting conversation piece when guests or in laws come around.

Question Three

I wear lingerie:

A) Never. Wearing lingerie is a secret desire that I keep locked away in the corners of my mind, along with lurking fears that putting on a pair of panties might actually make me gay.

B) Quite often, though I do so discreetly. Occasionally I might be a little naughty and sneak out of the house wearing a pair of panties under my jeans.

All the time. Taking my lingerie off to shower makes me uncomfortable, and if I must be separated from it for any length of time, then putting on my favorite pair of panties is like being reunited with a long lost lover. I even carry lingerie spares in my glove box just in case of a lingerie emergency, something my ex didn't believe when she found a pair of pink bikini cut panties wrapped around the car manual when she was looking for some sunglasses.

Question Four

This many people know about my lingerie wearing habits

A) Oh god! Nobody! Nobody must ever know!

B) Not many people, only those I am intimate with and know I can trust, or at least blackmail into silence. My significant other, past girlfriends, maybe a very close friend or two.

C) Who doesn't know? I make a habit of announcing my latest purchases at social gatherings or slow business meetings. I find that the topic really stimulates some interesting discussions.


Give yourself one point for every A, two points for every B, and three points for every C.

0 - 5 Points - The Lingerie Neurotic

Your lingerie desires are deeply sublimated and scary to you, something which only makes your attraction and desire even stronger. You may day dream about being forced to wear panties as a means of being able to wear lingerie without having to actually 'own' the wearing of the lingerie.

6 - 8 Points - The Well Adjusted Lingerie Wearer

You indulge your lingerie tastes, but not to excess. You may sometimes attempt to hide your lingerie wearing from the general public or those who you fear will not understand, but you share it when and if appropriate with those you love.

9 - 12 - Born Again Lingerie Man

You have fully embraced the lingerie wearing side of yourself, perhaps to the point where it is starting to overshadow other parts of your personality and most definitely to the point where it is becoming a obsession and fixation. Lingerie is wonderful, but it may be time to put the panties down and take a walk without eying the contents of other people's washing lines or laundry hampers to see what lingerie delights might be on offer. There is life after lingerie.

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bettiegurrl 8 years ago from Portland, Or

too funny!

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Constant Walker 8 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

Sorry, my answers to all questions were "none of the above." Don't wear lingerie - I can barely tolerate men's underwear! I know lots of guys like to wear lingerie - and I say go for it, but it just looks very uncomfortable to me.

Funny hub, though.

Ananta65 8 years ago

Eight points! What have I won? :)

udub75 8 years ago from Napa, CA

I got a 10, about what I thought as I love wearing panties, and lingerie all the time.

ILoveLingerie 8 years ago

I got a seven and it fits me well. I wear women's underwear occasionally since I am like 15 and I love my lingerie.

Thongs are my favorites.

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LatexLeah 8 years ago

8 points. I'm slipping. :)

Meagain 8 years ago

I gotta 7 Leah-- me too. :)

foxxyz69 8 years ago

I got a 7, And i have on my favorite thongs right now, and they feel great!!!!!!!!!!

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Elizabethxd 7 years ago from Horicon, WI

I got an 8. Gee whiz, like Leah, I am slipping.

scantilyclad 7 years ago

got a 7, thats ok just love my lingerie

Michael 7 years ago

I got a 9, but I think that I'm 8 because right now I don't want anybody to know that I like to wear women's lingerie, except maybe my girlfriend in a near future.

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*gena* 7 years ago from upstate NY, USA

Bra & Panties 24/7 - a couple of ounces of nylon & lace, what's the big deal? Boy underwear? NEVER !!!

joanjo 6 years ago

I got a seven and I'm wearing my Sloggi's in black with lace trimmings,yum!

tyson 6 years ago

I've got a 6, I love wearing women's lingerie and they fell comfortable to me.

JamsD 6 years ago

I got a 7 but wish it was a little higher...maybe someday...

kBw 6 years ago

ima guy and got 8 so.....

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